✟ Jesus is Lord ✟

28, male, Christian (not Catholic or Calvinist). Prima Scriptura enjoyer. In my Ecclesiastes era. Married to @holyloved.

[catholicapothecary]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[kaosuqi]

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

[mogwai-movie-house]

[important-cat-pics]

[christ-chan-official]

Effed up & evil how healing from neuroticism sometimes requires doing things that both seem kind of neurotic from an outside perspective and also incur the risk of worsening said neuroticism in the event things backfire horribly

[cloghesy]

Chickens on a swing - 2008

[torstherapy]

[christ-chan-official]

after teaching myself in less than 24 hours how to pick low security locks with bobby pins i am now convinced the majority of locks are a waste of money and will be re-evaluating how i secure my valuables from now on

[sstrange-cloudss]

i hate when you have the best reaction photo saved but you cant find the right post to use it on

[1nd2rd3st]

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[a-ship-unto-thyself]

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

[importantpics]

[lamignonette]

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[nyancrimew]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies