✟ Jesus is Lord ✟

28, male, Christian (not Catholic or Calvinist). Prima Scriptura enjoyer. In my Ecclesiastes era. Married to @holyloved.

[christ-chan-official]

Those of us who vow never to love again, to love again

Are making liars out of honest men

It's not something that you put to bed

Hang your head and just forget

No, love don't know how to rest

[homoquartz]

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[greater-than-the-sword]

Parody of Material Girl by Madonna it's called Immaterial Girl and it's about her wanting to find the most perfect detached Buddhist

[greater-than-the-sword]

"Only boys with no possessions make me namaste" you get my vision

[ratsquinks]

just one moment let me have a quick little sippy before we continue fighting

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[thegoldenherd]

this put a hilarious image in my mind that I simply had to draw:

[andromeda40002019]

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

[shatnerihardlyknowher]

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[ihopeinjesus]

“His view of God, if you'll allow me, is so high it's too low: "Oh, Lord, you're such a sovereign master, an unmoved mover, that whatever I did with this talent wouldn't matter to you anyway, so I did nothing." He has cloaked his laziness behind his solemn God-talk excuses. He has a high view of God but a wrong view of God. He has a fear of God but an improper fear of God. And thus he has the audacity to blame generous Jesus for his own apathy and inactivity.”

- Douglas Sean O'Donnell

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[gingik]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[moss-byte]

[parkchanwoohoo]