✟ Jesus is Lord ✟

28, male, Christian (not Catholic or Calvinist). Prima Scriptura enjoyer. In my Ecclesiastes era. Married to @holyloved.

[christ-chan-official]

Those of us who vow never to love again, to love again

Are making liars out of honest men

It's not something that you put to bed

Hang your head and just forget

No, love don't know how to rest

[christ-chan-official]

"There is something going on with Subarus and lesbians..."

- @holyloved

[virtuality500]

[captain-price-returns]

So it turns out that Flock cameras have a button on the back.

And if you press it down long enough you can just connect to it like an access point. There’s also NO 2FA on signing in to the network.

There’s better protection for your Steam account than a network tracking millions of people.

[sneakyspades]

Flock Safety's Camera Network Is Not Secure – How Physical Hotspot Sequences Allow Anyone to Hijack Flock AI Cameras

Flock Safety cameras had no passwords, allowed root access in 30 seconds, and shared data with federal agencies — across 100,000 US deployme

awesome

[bbgirl-aesthetic20]

[barstoolblues]

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

[christ-chan-official]

@exxhaustedhope

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[goldensunset]

[heartnosekid]

rainbow tripod fish larva (bathypterois grallator) | source

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[clockworkrobotic]

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of bashfulness

[egirlbutternubs]

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

[filmscorememes]

[greater-than-the-sword]

People who think goblins in the fairy tales are code for jews must be dense, the fairy tales already have a code for their antisemitic stereotypes of jews and that word is "jew"

[luna-drinker]

I don’t think people realize bigots back then didn’t use dog whistles, they said it with their full chest, because it was just that common

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

How dare you say we miss on the poor