✟ Jesus is Lord ✟

28, male, Christian (not Catholic or Calvinist). Prima Scriptura enjoyer. In my Ecclesiastes era. Married to @holyloved.

[catholicapothecary]

[moethh]

where do you live on the internet and how can i get there

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

My parents when I was a kid: Do not EVER call us at work unless it is an EMERGENCY. You or your brother must be mortally wounded or in IMMEDIATE danger if you call us at work

My mother calling my desk phone: hello goon, it is your mother. Huh? Why do you sound so panicked? Everything is fine darling, I am at the thrift store with auntie Susan and we think you would like the jacket we sent you on Facebook. Do you want it? I sent it 10 minutes ago and you never even opened it. Please look now it will only take a second.

[bitty-bean]

The softest girl you’ve ever seen

[rohirric-hunter]

They call the creature Jimothy, and it stalks Seattle

[pekingopera]

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[beardedmrbean]

[odessa-edmundson]

[michaelnordeman]

A young European greenfinch/Chloris chloris/grönfink. Värmland, Sweden (15 July 2025).

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[timesreading]

[only-cat-memes]