✟ Jesus is Lord ✟

28, male, Christian (not Catholic or Calvinist). Prima Scriptura enjoyer. In my Ecclesiastes era. Married to @holyloved.

[catholicapothecary]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[ominous-signs]

[rankine-radians]

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

[ominous-signs]

[weirdplutoprince]

Afflicted with a terrible condition called Making A Face When I Dislike Something, which makes me somewhat unpopular at department stores.

[christ-chan-official]

"Would you still love me if i was a worm" forget that would you still love me if i was the snail that kills you if it touches you as a condition for your immortality

[christ-chan-official]

"i also like the hitler throwing it back" - @ramonacatholic

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[bedupolker]

I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?

[bedupolker]

You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[moethh]

where do you live on the internet and how can i get there

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

My parents when I was a kid: Do not EVER call us at work unless it is an EMERGENCY. You or your brother must be mortally wounded or in IMMEDIATE danger if you call us at work

My mother calling my desk phone: hello goon, it is your mother. Huh? Why do you sound so panicked? Everything is fine darling, I am at the thrift store with auntie Susan and we think you would like the jacket we sent you on Facebook. Do you want it? I sent it 10 minutes ago and you never even opened it. Please look now it will only take a second.

[bitty-bean]

The softest girl you’ve ever seen

[rohirric-hunter]

They call the creature Jimothy, and it stalks Seattle

[pekingopera]

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[beardedmrbean]

[odessa-edmundson]