✟ Jesus is Lord ✟

28, male, Christian (not Catholic or Calvinist). Prima Scriptura enjoyer. In my Ecclesiastes era. Married to @holyloved.

[christ-chan-official]

Those of us who vow never to love again, to love again

Are making liars out of honest men

It's not something that you put to bed

Hang your head and just forget

No, love don't know how to rest

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[bewbin]

how could he

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[heartofburningblood]

miss information? i thought her name was patchouli knowledge...

[speedlimit15]

[aflo]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[homoquartz]

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[greater-than-the-sword]

Parody of Material Girl by Madonna it's called Immaterial Girl and it's about her wanting to find the most perfect detached Buddhist

[greater-than-the-sword]

"Only boys with no possessions make me namaste" you get my vision

[ratsquinks]

just one moment let me have a quick little sippy before we continue fighting

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[thegoldenherd]

this put a hilarious image in my mind that I simply had to draw:

[andromeda40002019]

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

[shatnerihardlyknowher]

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[ihopeinjesus]

“His view of God, if you'll allow me, is so high it's too low: "Oh, Lord, you're such a sovereign master, an unmoved mover, that whatever I did with this talent wouldn't matter to you anyway, so I did nothing." He has cloaked his laziness behind his solemn God-talk excuses. He has a high view of God but a wrong view of God. He has a fear of God but an improper fear of God. And thus he has the audacity to blame generous Jesus for his own apathy and inactivity.”

- Douglas Sean O'Donnell