desecration smile

urkaaaa. you're so lovely, are you lonely?

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Ned’s Decalcified Pineal Gland

[1010ll]

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[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

im glad heath ledger is dead, because id have to kill him for doing this to me!

jess, after we watch 10 things i hate about you and sobbing , (via ilovesmoothjazz1998)

[brown-nena]

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

@citrusandsmoke THIS U

[citrusandsmoke]

@ilovesmoothjazz1998 noo say it ain't so!

[citrusandsmoke]

Hello how are you

Haha hi

[1995june]

there’s something enchanting about this beach that I cannot bring myself to stay away

[blackbackedjackal]

[victoriousvocabulary]

TEMPERANCE 

[noun] 

1. moderation or self-restraint in action, statement, etc.; self-control. 

2. habitual moderation in the indulgence of a natural appetite or passion, especially in the use of alcoholic liquors. 

3. total abstinence from alcoholic liquors.  

Etymology: from Middle English temperaunce < Anglo-French < Latin temperantia, “self-control”.

[Kelly Airo - Temperance]

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[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

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[assgod]

“Unique” fetishes like this develop when you don’t challenge your brain regularly enough

[riveyoncecuoknowles]

sufjan: Beyoncé May I Say That Being Permitted To Collaborate Creatively With You In The Wake Of Your Iconic Record’s Release Is A Most Supreme Honour

beyoncé: i know it’s an honour, sufjan. i know.

sufjan: So In Which Direction Shall We Steer Our Musical Dreadnought Today, Admiral Knowles

beyoncé: well, sufjan, i want to write a sad song today. a real fuckin’ sad song.

sufjan: Wonderful That Is My Specialty

beyoncé: yes, i know. so let me ask you this. what is the saddest thing you can think of? sufjan: Hmm… I Am Picturing A Baby Bird New To This Life And Only Beginning To Sprout Feathers Who Yearns For The Open Chasm Of Adventure That Waits Beyond The Confines Of Her Mother’s Nest And On One Overcast Afternoon She At Last Spreads Her Tiny Ailerons To Take Flight But The Force Of A Great Maelstrom Overpowers Her Weak Little Wings And Sweeps Her Into The Void 

beyoncé: okay. come on. you’re slacking. you can do better, sufjan. i know you can. give me miserable. give me devastating.

sufjan: Hmm… I Am Picturing A Baby Sea Turtle Newly Hatched From A Delicate Translucent Egg Casting His Newborn Eyes Over The Vast Glory Of The Sand And Surf Before Him But Just As He Moves One Little Fin Forward To Join His Turtle Siblings In Their Great Mass Exodus Toward The Ocean The Shadow Of A Tremendous Pelican Overtakes Him And-

beyoncé: sufjan! are you not hearing me? i! need! sad! 

sufjan: Hmm… I Am Picturing A Baby Hamster Upon A Wheel Who Suddenly-

beyoncé: okay, enough with the dead baby animal motif. let’s try something different. what’s the worst shit an ex has ever done to you?

sufjan: Well I Do Recall One Mishap Involving Myself And A Former Paramour

beyoncé: all right! now we’re getting somewhere! tell me everything!

sufjan: Okay So 

sufjan: This One Time 

sufjan: When I Was Ten Years Old

sufjan: My Best Friend Was Stung By A Wasp

beyoncé: drama

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[hugejorts]

my advice is just wear glitter. just wear it. u look great, u feel great, people love it. just put on a bunch of glitter and go out there and get it