king of Terrible Misspellings

he/him + neoprns, just a funky creechurr, Minecraft and TMA enjoyer, insane and rabid about my AU's, i art sometimes, PL/ENG

[citrusbrew]

PINNED RAAAH

Hello and welcome to my kitchen!

Call me Tomek, Harvey or Citrus! I use mostly he/him pronouns

Life series, Hermitcraft, ESMP, TMA and Danny Phanton fan (i will NOT shut up abt them)

auDHD

I AM NOT OKAY ABOUT MY AU’S HBJKVFJVHBODAFFVBOHJWVBOJWOJNVOJNF LOOK TAGGING SYSTEM:

#lakerest au > gravity falls inspired cryptid centered au of creechurness :3

#empty crown > esmp modern au (with a twist) :3c

#starving angel au > scarian centric fic with Grian as a guardian angel and Scar as an art student that fell in love with him (also has childhood friends trope!)

#ysrms AU > (or: your songs remind me of swimming) TMA urban fantasy AU with selkies, merfolk, werewolves and fae! Selkie Martin and Merfolk Jon (though he doesn’t know that yet)

#webs of time au > TMA time travel fix-it, now with 2 times more avatars and web involvement!

#magnus academy > TMA Highschool AU, but dw! The fears still exist and are causing havoc upon Jon and his friends

#You’re Dead! > TMA vampire AU, JonGerryMarTim and one of my favorite brainchilds

#dp x tma > TMA x Danny Phantom au, with Jon as Danny

#hunting instincts > hunt avatar Jon (with maybe some catboyness involved)

#fae au > tma urban fantasy au <3

#inexplicable > Jon time travels to his first encounter with Mr. Spider, but, instead of things going normally, this time Elias adopts him. Oh joy.

#general crow > au in which The Beholding turns into a cat to ensure the apocalypse doesn’t happen

#seaside shenanigans > 3 silly guys, with even more Selkies and merfolk this time! (oc’s)

#7 woods > a book that came to me in a dream. Immediately I turned it into oc’s

#silly therian oc’s > exactly what is says on the tin

#fogpaw’s purpose > warrior cats oc’s

#throws > reblogs

#scribbles > art!

#rambles > textposts, mostly just random thoughts

DNI:

transphobes, homophobes, racists, ableist, etc.

paraphiles

transid/transx

radqueer

TERFS

proshippers

zionists

anti-alterhuman

[jabberbonk]

He went ghost

[watoh]

my corpse was found in the outskirts of town yesterday

[creoastra]

Danny phantom sticker in the works

[ectoknife]

[citrusbrew]

Day 3 SMPtober creature. I was tired so drew this instead of anything interesting

[citrusbrew]

SMPtober day 2!! Love this AU

(Prompt list under cut)

[citrusbrew]

Randomly decided to started to post regularly 💔 woe bedrock bros be upon ye, I’m coming out as a dsmp fan, art for SMPtober2025! Promptlist under the cut! Also, I have an insta account! It’s citrusbrew._ EDIT: I JUST REALISED I FORGOT HIS FCKING SCARS

[atlasmothsilove]

the brainrot. Save me s1 office shenanigans wow haha i can’t believe the magnus archives is a wholesome workplace comedy-horror-romance podcast with no tragedy at all.

[its-a-pain-having-a-name]

Elais get you creepy bitch-boy ass mind out of the gutter and get your whole corpse there instead

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[the-voldsoy]

Jonah Magnus' drag name would be Magnum O'Puss send tweet

[purelunaris]

@shitty-tma-aus lookie here

[piannpire]

happy out of touch dannyversary to all who celebrate

bonus textless version vv

[citrusbrew]

TMA X DP

GO CHECK OUT MY THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES AND DANNY PHANTOM CROSSOVER ON AO3!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64114576/chapters/164507707

[kitkat-the-muffin]

The male counterpart to the Magical Girl is the Paranormal Boy

Your Ben 10s, your Danny Phantoms, your Randy Cunninghams, etc.

[kitkat-the-muffin]

The male counterpart to the Magical Girl is the Paranormal Boy

Your Ben 10s, your Danny Phantoms, your Randy Cunninghams, etc.

[citrusbrew]

screenshot redraw in my more cartoonish artstyle! :D

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[eternal-fractal]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[irokie]

Tumblr has reinvented the weirdest way to share quotes files.