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varxne

stay-the-knight

xiiidarkside

@teaboot

Prev these tags are killing me

thoodleoo

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

thoodleoo

catch me on the playground playing sacrifices

Okay

Heaven on Earth

My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on

The eclipse: (goes on)

The birds: (go quiet)

One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU

lorasx

finding out that jean was the one who rejected renee can give jeremy the high that no drug ever could methinks

nyadversary

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

nyadversary

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

nyadversary

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

glitchgirlgasm

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

lorasx

cannot wait for jerejean’s incredibly heated & desperate kiss that comes after one of them (jean) thinks he almost lost the other (jeremy) to an incident he couldn’t protect him from and confesses his love in the most insanely romantic way

nudityandnerdery

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

homeofavillain

martinisdead

possumcollege

gremlinnddraws

Even if he got in trouble it was worth it to hear Jean play.

Jean is always worried about Jeremy’s tense home life and the effect it will have with him being so carelessly generous to his friends.

Jean learning some easy songs on the guitar. My hc is that he used to play a bit as a kid because Elodie liked to dance to the tunes he’d strum. After, Jean couldn’t bare the memories that were interwoven within the instrument but he remembered how calm his mind became when all he had to focus on was where his fingers were meant to be positioned. Does he treat it with the same discipline as an exy match? Yes, but baby steps.