hoa (citxuan)

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[kyleesarthell]

Achilles on Skyros nonsense

[spineless-lobster]

Fagamemnon, dykeomedes, men-loverlaus, they/themstor, fagchilles, patransclus, lesbodysseus, I-do-men-eus, bear ajax, lezzy ajax, twinker, neopronouns, philoctop-surgery, mach-ace-on, antilokissmen, podalezzyus, HRTalthybius, calchace, sthemelus, yurialus, transmenesthius, sapphoenix, autofemdom

This is the iliad that the woke left want…

[achillesaristosachaionofficial]

I DONT WANT TO GO TO WAR FOR YOUR WIFE IM GAY!!!!!!!!!!

[a-thousand-ships]

T shirt that says “I liked menelen before ilium”

[page-archived]

Why is my trojan war yuri so much different than my trojan war yaoi like.

Yes, here is my Cassandra/Helen they are very deep in their sorrow and desperately want the war to end. Its toxic at first but they comfort each other, uplift each other, cry for the fallen, and hate Paris. They get drunk together and hold each other while sleeping. Cassandra finds Helen beautiful, mind and body, and Helen finds Cassandra's arms the safest because she knows they can rely on each other.

yes here is my menelaus x paris. i thought it was funny.

[luses-art]

Paris, Odysseus and Cassandra, be careful! The gods are slaves to their tempers and swollen with pride!

[patnchilles]

The headcanon you'll have to pry from my cold dead hands is overachiever Patroclus. He's the only character in the Iliad I can think of that's seen preforming tasks (and doing them WELL) in the three main social spheres of the poem (battlefield, public, intimate spheres).

Battlefield:

- Second highest body count after Achilles

- Repeatedly alluded to as Achilles’s fighting partner (when they were recruited, they were referred to in the dual) aka keeps up with AND complements the strongest Achaean fighter

- Killed a demigod (Sarpedon)

- Throws shade like the best of them

- Loved by and best at controlling Achilles's immortal horses

- Apollo had to physically push him down from the walls of Troy to stop him

Public:

- Mends wounds expertly & keeps the wounded company

- “Equal in counsel to the gods” and “gentle” as epithets

- Shadows Achilles in his meetings

- Trusted messenger

- Has an entire book where men of the Achaean camp risk their lives to retrieve his body

Intimate:

- Cooks well

- Manages Achilles's slaves

- Able to understand Achilles’s orders with just a look

- Listens to him sing & counsels him away from the rest of their comrades (also has lovely eyes and a lovely voice)

- Takes care of his guests

- Able to make Achilles bend with just his tears

Tl;dr: this man does EVERYTHING no wonder Achilles breaks down & stops functioning emotionally and socially the second he’s gone

[thoodleoo]

trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!

reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage

[medusaspeach]

Happy Friday. Attempted some of the bois.. and Paris

[artandbeauty71]

What do briseis, patroclus, antilochus, deidamia, polyxena, troilus and penthesilea have in common? "they're all such fascinating and complex char-" wrong. they all suffer from a fatal condition called 'sparkling fishboy loves you and you're going to die because of it'

[gyugerine]

요건 어린이날 기념 그린 자그

2024년 하데스 그림

이것밖에 없네 그럴 만한 게 드에에 홀라당 빠진 해라서… 그나저나 지금 노트북에 파일을 잘못된 방식으로 옮겼어 애들 만든 날짜가 싹 초기화됐다ㅠ

[mitrakats]

i do nawt play abt kataang

[iwillpunchyouinthenose]

ALL zutaras are damn weird and acting like Aang was the fucking devil on earth and Zuko was way better than he actually is, as well as actively ignoring Katara’s ENTIRE character. “Pro zutara” “anti kataang” shit with shipping would be fine if all of these mfs were just NORMAL

[citxuan]

i'm crying half the comments are just this

[iwillpunchyouinthenose]

ALL zutaras are damn weird and acting like Aang was the fucking devil on earth and Zuko was way better than he actually is, as well as actively ignoring Katara’s ENTIRE character. “Pro zutara” “anti kataang” shit with shipping would be fine if all of these mfs were just NORMAL

[anonimea1y]

greek mythology is fun because there's a child soldier who uses the corpse of an infant to beat the king of troy to death in a cold-hearted act of revenge and he's also named after his dad's drag persona

[anonimea1y]

greek mythology is fun because there's a child soldier who uses the corpse of an infant to beat the king of troy to death in a cold-hearted act of revenge and he's also named after his dad's drag persona

[boneambrose]

achilles: "moooom odysseus called me a fish bitch again :(" thetis: "dont worry, what goes around comes around."

7-ish years later.

odysseus, trying to survive the sea: "that fucking fish bitch."