Shadowhunters

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Magnus: Are you saying you like me, or not?

Alec: Are YOU saying you like ME, or not?

Magnus: I'm saying I like you!

Alec: Well, then I'm saying I like YOU!

Magnus: Fine!

Alec: FINE! Then I guess we're dating!

Magnus: FINE!

Alec: FINE!

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Clary: Would you say that you are a typical example of your sex?

Jace: I am...

Jace: Above average.

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You're important to me, you piece of shit.

Raphael to Simon, probably

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Jace: I really thought I hit rock bottom

Jace: But today, it's like there's rock bottom

Jace: then 50ft of crap

Jace: then me

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Simon: Hey Jace, are you a morning person or a night person?

Jace: buddy

Jace: I’m barely even a person

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Magnus: I don't really have the time, I'm so busy.

Jace: Busy? All you do is instagram.

Magnus: Not true. I tweet, I snap.

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Alec: Do you know what time it is!?

Izzy: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Alec.

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I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.

Simon, to Clary

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Magnus: I have direction!

Alec: Yeah. Towards the mall.

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Sorry I'm late. Everybody was just stopping me telling me how good I look.

Magnus

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Jace: not today, satan

Valentine: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

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Jace: Are you scared?

Simon: In this economy, who wouldn't be?

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I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?

Jace

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Max: Um, is there alcohol in this?

Magnus: Oh god, honey. No. What kind of Father do you think I am?

Magnus: Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.

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You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

Jace

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Camille: You know what I think? I think that the right woman could reform you.

Magnus: You know, I think that the right woman could reform you, too.

Camille: Me? Give up men? Forget it!

Magnus: You took the words right out of my mouth.

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He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.

Magnus, about Alec