NIRVANA

Welcome to paradise.

[cityofnirvana]

Alright. Come join me, then.

[cityofnirvana]

Hm. My answers aren't really cutting it, are they?

[cityofnirvana]

How does the NIRVANA program work with disability’s both mental and physical?

-📖

It does whatever the user wants. If you want to walk again, it'll let you. If you'd like to play pretend at being neurotypical - it'll make you.

[cityofnirvana]

I mean, I wouldn't say they're forcing anything! They're just advertising a product, right? Businesses kinda just have to do that - 🍁

Sure, Canada.

[cityofnirvana]

Oh good. OK. So tell me everything you can about this that the stupid customers service bitch won't. Mainly consequences of the chip you mentioned, how it's hurting people. Stuff like that. Also a little curious about this bunker 9 you mentioned?

Also hi fal. 🎃

Bunker9 is our home; where I operate out of, along with the rest of us trying to combat EDENCorp and their mission (propaganda, full control, etc.).

As for the consequences of the chip - well, I can't say much, unfortunately, but I can tell you it's not hurting people, at least.

[cityofnirvana]

If someone attempted to remove the chip themselves - would that be at all possible? - 🍁

Unfortunately not. We've tried.

[cityofnirvana]

That's me! Each and every person that makes up Canada. Anyway, what are you doing? Why are you taking over? - 🍁

Why'd you think? Shit's crazy enough without EDENCorp pissing out propaganda. If you want the chip, take it, but we at Bunker9 aren't really a fan of people forcing it down your throats.

[cityofnirvana]

Let's try this again! 6112; what a fun and weirdly specific number! Hello, Fal - 🍁

6112 = Fal.

Hello to you too, the entire country of Canada.

[cityofnirvana]

Okay. Took us a few days, but we've finally taken over this site for a little bit. Sorry for the radio silence - all good here for now, just glad we've got communication again.

It's 6112. For now, you can call me Fal.

[cityofnirvana]

NIRVANA is weirdly sounding a little safer than other things, at the moment - 🍁

We're glad to give that impression! We want all users to feel safe within the NIRVANA programme.

[cityofnirvana]

what if we don't want to 'take the leap' what's the other options? 🎃

You can, of course, choose not to become a user of the NIRVANA programme - but our team is therefore not responsible for any consequences or threats to your safety that you may face in the desert.

The world as we know it is gone; NIRVANA is our attempt at resurrecting it.

[cityofnirvana]

We'll be closing our asks shortly to give our team some time to fix the aforementioned security issues presented in our system. Thank you for your patience.

[cityofnirvana]

Sure. Continues to sound quite risky. Yet - I'm just still so intrigued. - 🍁

It’s completely understandable to feel both intrigued and cautious - after all, any major shift comes with a level of uncertainty. NIRVANA represents a big step forward, but it’s important to consider both the potential rewards and the risks. That said, the technology has been thoroughly tested, and we’re here to support you every step of the way. If you choose to move forward, we make sure the process is as transparent and secure as possible, giving you control over your experience.

The future is exciting! We’re here to help guide you through it, should you decide to take that leap.

[cityofnirvana]

NIRVANA is a permanent thing, sure, it comes with its risks. People are forced to keep it no matter what? Despite serious regret or - worst case scenario - medical issues? - 🍁

NIRVANA is designed to be a permanent enhancement, but we understand that with any major change, concerns and risks are part of the conversation. The technology is built with your wellbeing in mind, prioritizing safety and ongoing support. If users experience any issues (or regrets), there is a dedicated support system in place to address those concerns and ensure their comfort and safety.

While it’s intended to be a lasting solution, we’re committed to helping individuals through any difficulties that might arise - ensuring that the transition is as smooth and beneficial as possible.

[cityofnirvana]

is this a cult? What are you making people give up

NIRVANA is a technology designed to enhance your lifestyle, streamline your daily experiences, and provide a more efficient, safer world. It’s not about giving anything up, but rather upgrading to a more advanced and optimized system. With NIRVANA, you’ll gain access to improved convenience, better performance, and new opportunities, all while retaining what matters most to you. It’s an evolution, not a sacrifice.

[cityofnirvana]

does nirvana help with sleep?

Sleep becomes a need of the past.

With NIRVANA, rest becomes optimized; deep, efficient recovery exactly when you need it. Imagine waking up feeling truly refreshed, because your mind and body are perfectly tuned to what they require.

[cityofnirvana]

Any chance we can get a little sneak peek of what we can expect once everything’s up and running smoothly? -🪁

Once everything is fully operational, you’ll hardly remember what life was like before. No more barriers, no more waiting; just pure, uninterrupted existence. Information, connection, and experience will flow effortlessly, like second nature. The world will feel lighter and sharper than ever before.

For now, just hold tight. We’ll be welcoming you in soon.