the nsft sideblog for the normal sideblog (do me a favor and don't mention this one on that one). mainly focused on w/c and the mongy regulars, but the smo boys and other stragglers will show up occasionally.
i basically post about everything but underage and incest. everything will be tagged appropriately without modifiers (ex. "noncon" instead of "tw noncon"). anything posted on here is just a fantasy, obviously i don't wish anyone mentioned harm, etcetera etcetera.
goes without saying: no minors, do not interact with this blog if you're under 18. if you don't like what i talk about here, just block me, saves us both time. if you want me to tag something i've missed, just shoot me an ask. if you are a cc or know anyone mentioned here personally, this is not for you and i don't want you here. you should be blocked anyways.
tagging system under the cut:
chat logs - talk tag
iāve got mail - asks tag
image files - art tag
under the cut - suggestive/nsft things i can't get away with posting straight to the blog
text files - writing tag
snippets/clippings - wip stuff
cc tags follow this format ā #name [emoji] (ex. #jacob š / #jaiden šļø / #braden š§ )
ship tags (with some exceptions) will just be the assigned emojis combined ā ex. #ššļø
alfirrad (idk if this is their actual duo name i just think its funny) taking a break from youtube together to "have some alone time" when in reality they're trying out kinks together to make a tierlist of them. thoughts?
- š
actually sort of crazy but i do think this is something they would do. two people on the ace spectrum sit down for a month or two to try out everything on a fuckass kinks list. i think this ask was meant to be hot but im sitting here giggling because this would just be a great sex comedy. sorry to disappoint
think they keep any proof other than the list ?? i think they'd make some great tapes to keep around for a rainy day. or maybe to hold over the heads of some friends who would really like to see them ... daily sex vlogs im giggling again im SORRYYY
there was a tweet going around a little while ago about buying a dildo just to suck on it and i really believe braden has followed that advice. really truly. its good stress relief, it turns his brain off, and if anyone ever found out he would kill himself on livestream (so obviously a friend or two should find out and see if any skills transferred over. or maybe just stick some fingers in his mouth idk)
welcome to freakblr! thoughts on jacob reverse harem?
- @laprussy
REVERSE HAREM!! I have a list actually
this got long so list under cut <3
jacob and fir have DEFINITELY fucked. two asexuals with a complicated view on sex?? my personal heaven
i think they're both pretty on/off with it with both of them living in different areas.. but Jacob did move up north so who knows ( ĢāāĢššā Ģ«šš ĢāāĢ) fir's the type of guy to take their anger out on jacob (>į“<) and we know jacob's a brat
i also have a bit too many au's where they fuck (ą¹į//į)Õ
altrive!!! he's so pathetic I need Jacob to kiss him right now !! actually they're both kinda pathetic with each other (ĖµĀ Ā¬į“Ā¬Ėµ) Jacob talks so much bout how much of a wildcard dash is and how he never know what dash is thinking ( Ā“Ķ į `Ķ )ā” I think they should tear each other to pieces
jo sniffy... I can't decide if they've had more hate or love sex XD they quite literally have lived together they HAVE to have walked in on each other at least once ź(ĖµĖ į ĖĖµ) they lived together while Jacob was married there has to have been some tension there.
ough cj della... cuck cj watching della ride Jacob or or cuck della watching cj absolutely decimate for Jacob with his dick that's just a bit too big for Jacob to be fully comfortable (they're into it anyway) do you think they'd get jealous about it and refuse to let cj fuck them or would they want to be filled too badly to stop him... I need cjamie to spitroast jacob immediately.. or cj or della (Ė¶įµ įµ įµĖ¶)
I feel like smallant and Jacob fucked once back when they made more content together and tanner refuses to think about it for too long (and then he starts thinking about Jacob and fir fucking and feels guilty.. yes feel guilty "straight" man)
Void <3 one of my favorite masochists <3 Jacob takes their anger out on void so often and ON STREAM !! I so wonder what void did for this video they're so mean to him <3
JAIDEN!!! do you think she watches from her cuck chair and comments like shes live XD or fucks Jacob herself? :3 I think Jacob begs her to let them eat her out and shes all "hmmm ok..." about it (ĖĶ ĖĶ ) emotionless sex my beloved <3 I think jacob is her good little kitty when they're all in their head and Jaiden is just so kind to be letting them get off
and of course pchal (,,>ļ¹<,,) his twink era was so fucking cute and jacob has gone on lie detectors and said so !! also guaranteed that they've kissed multiple times since japan ą§»( ā¢Ģ į ā¢Ģ ą§») jan would be so good to Jacob too !! treating them so soft.. and also cat ears jan LOVES those cat ears <3 pretty kitty jacob on their knees for jan just being so good and polite <3 jan brings literally anyone else and they're so surprised Jacob is so well behaved ?? like why are they not like this with them?? it's cause Jan is just better thats why <3
what the fuck did void mean by āwhat if i was meowscaradaā in that jaiden gameshow where they had to choose a hear me out pokemon. boy that was not the question
della should kick cj out of their new house into the cold for fun. and he should bang on the door and beg to be let in for an hour and when she finally does he has to agree to her pinching and squishing and groping him for ten minutes minimum before he can take a warm shower. and even then the whole bathroom should have really obvious cameras everywhere
how do i prove im serious about my cj perversions without just posting my āangel cj gets tortured and della is a freak about the aftermathā fic. computer. computer can you hear me
i think streamers should upload themselves being scared more often. hey cj in smo horror video
OHHH MY GOD YEAH. video that makes me crazy i watch it to get my dick hard not even joking. more cj begging on my screen by this monday does anyone hear me
jerking off (real style) to how scared Jacob gets in his FNAF vids w/ Jo laughing at him in the background
JERKINN OFF REAL STYLE SO TRUE i need to rewatch those badly i love it when jacob is scared. watched them all at like midnight in freshman year of college and not again i should lock in. and jo josniffy my beautiful wife ā¦
actually rewatching the first one. jacobās nervous laughter as they realize this is Actually Pretty Scary combined with them fading into this much smaller much more scared version of themselves as time goes on makes my dick hard. itās very cute
