Pchalpha

Adult nsfw blog :3

[pchalphaaa]

Uhhh pinned post?

Hallooo I'm Phoenix |˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞ he/it gender apathetic and v scared to write but I'm trying ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝)

LOVE Jacob alpharad <3 and all of mongy/wildcard but mainly that freak

prob wont post much but will reblog lots !! be nice to me ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ

[pchalphaaa]

another tiny tiny snippet

[cjcuckya]

apparently there's a big walk stream going on today and i said i need to do more big walk posting so ... the nature of being in a smir focused discord server is that i do think about them sometimes. i really think i enjoy it most if fir is an unrepentant sadist (sexual or non sexual) and tanner just sort of has to deal with that. they could go on a nice hike and solve some puzzles along the way and every time tanner wants some water or a snack he's made to shuffle down to his knees and ask fir really really nicely. and even then there's no way he's holding that bottle or anything. dogs and paws, no thumbs, you understand. if he manages to not spill a drop he gets pets too (which he regretfully appreciates). maybe tanner thinks for a second that he'll drop it with the rest of the group around but then he asks for some trail mix or something and its very obvious that fir is waiting for him to eat out of his hand. its honestly cutes ... everyone coo at the puppy ok ?

[pchalphaaa]

lol

[pchalphaaa]

trying to be a sick pervert rn but the voices are telling me my grammar sucks ass how do i tell the voices that as long as its hot i dont care???

[pchalphaaa]

hello been a while

tiny tiny miniscule sneak peak (just the buildup is coming to be 500 words someone sedate me)

[rpfpervert]

i thinkk smith should get too high and kael should take advantage of them . ok ?

[rpfpervert]

kael’s not usually this handsy is all. xe’s cuddly and touchy but xer hands don’t really … wander like this. smith’s high though so they could easily be making it up. maybe this is xer normal amount of handsiness and they’re going insane or something.

eventually it does turn into a hand on their belt, though, and through their haze, they think they hear the buckle coming undone — and, not short after, they feel a hand beneath their jeans; on their boxers, fingers hooking under, tugging them down. kael’s hands are cold. smith’s more confused than anything. they can hardly process just what’s happening, if they’re being honest.

they sort of just … sit there and take it. hands are under their boxers now, spreading their thighs apart, grabbing their jaw and tipping their head up. they giggle a little, their head lolling to the side. kael tries to kiss them with tongue and they forget how to use their lips.

needless to say, kael is gonna have fun ^-^

[pchalphaaa]

why are yall freaky on main

[pchalphaaa]

I haven’t made a post in a while hmmm (guys I got a girlfriend help)

Congratulations me!!!

[torkdrifts]

[torkdrifts]

also the new failboat video with fir and pointcrow in it keeps making me think of evil fircrow together like oughhh they're lil rascals they torture people together they're a bdsm couple that goes third person hunting together except for more sadism than sexual gratification they cuck people together they cuck smant!!!!!! they make smant feel left out because he's into both of them and jealous of both of them but smant doesn't realize that fircrow haven't forgotten about him at all they're torturing him too :3

[torkdrifts]

this is fun bc fir and eric are both generally more emotional as people compared to smant but together they can bring out the worst in each other (affectionate) and not give a fuck about anything except for the other's sadistic delight (making sure the other approves, sharing the joy together) while smant is like 🥺🥺😭😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺💖💖 and can be like an emotional baby about them... yayyy

[torkdrifts]

fircrow competing to see who between them can hurt smant the most :)

[cjcuckya]

i need to broaden my horizons. im talking about fyrus today. i have been watching him for a long ass time (like literally i have 2019 art i made to celebrate him hitting 20k lol) and its sort of crazy that i never ever take advantage of how much of a textbook brat he is. its not hard to see either. one of the w/c multiplayer undertale videos is quite literally just about him killing (or trying to kill) every monster they see and then saying the equivalent of "what are you going to do about it. hurt me ?? oh im soo scared" when confronted. same with one lethal company video where he is the only one dead, sets the ship to leave, and then giggles and kicks his feet while everyone yells at him. he is occasionally a bitch on purpose and i think someone (or someones) should get to put him in his place ...

some good bondage would be nice in my personal opinion ... maybe just stress positions in general. im also a fan of just tying his hands behind his back to make him a little dependent. or maybe that combined with having him kneel with his head in someones lap. that way he has to ask really nicely for everything down to a sip of water ^_^ would probably teach him more of a lesson than someone being rough with him, cause obviously thats what he wants to happen. someone getting mad is proof he's won, so a gentle (if condescending) hand is way more effective

[torkdrifts]

being in fir's chat like

[cachow-it]

Getting back in to super Mario Odyssey videos and what do you mean failboat implies smant has a humiliation kink????

[sadomasokyuun]

thanks rpf for making me realize my fetishes are way worse than i thought they were

[cjcuckya]

pointing a gun at jaiden’s sternum so she has no choice but to pull her shorts off and show me her panties. it’s actually better if she glares and is mad about it the whole time because she can’t do anything. i don’t even think id do anything else that would be good enough for me

[cjcuckya]

catboy jacob purring while someone’s inside them. thoughts ?? any thoughts ??