Pchalpha

Adult nsfw blog :3

[pchalphaaa]

Uhhh pinned post?

Hallooo I'm Phoenix |˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞ he/it gender apathetic and v scared to write but I'm trying ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝)

LOVE Jacob alpharad <3 and all of mongy/wildcard but mainly that freak

prob wont post much but will reblog lots !! be nice to me ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ

[sadomasokyuun]

what the fuck did void mean by “what if i was meowscarada” in that jaiden gameshow where they had to choose a hear me out pokemon. boy that was not the question

[pchalphaaa]

welcome to freakblr! thoughts on jacob reverse harem?

- @laprussy

REVERSE HAREM!! I have a list actually

this got long so list under cut <3

jacob and fir have DEFINITELY fucked. two asexuals with a complicated view on sex?? my personal heaven

i think they're both pretty on/off with it with both of them living in different areas.. but Jacob did move up north so who knows ( ̗  ̗𓂁𓂄  ̫𓂁𓂄 ̗  ̗) fir's the type of guy to take their anger out on jacob (>ᴗ<) and we know jacob's a brat

fir's also a chronic overthinker ( ∩´͈ ᐜ `͈∩) (lol me core) and Jacobs such a good friend they'd be more than happy to fuck those bad thoughts out

i also have a bit too many au's where they fuck (๑ᗒ//ᗕ)՞

altrive!!! he's so pathetic I need Jacob to kiss him right now !! actually they're both kinda pathetic with each other (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) Jacob talks so much bout how much of a wildcard dash is and how he never know what dash is thinking ( ´͈ ᐜ `͈ )♡ I think they should tear each other to pieces

jo sniffy... I can't decide if they've had more hate or love sex XD they quite literally have lived together they HAVE to have walked in on each other at least once ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) they lived together while Jacob was married there has to have been some tension there.

ough cj della... cuck cj watching della ride Jacob or or cuck della watching cj absolutely decimate for Jacob with his dick that's just a bit too big for Jacob to be fully comfortable (they're into it anyway) do you think they'd get jealous about it and refuse to let cj fuck them or would they want to be filled too badly to stop him... I need cjamie to spitroast jacob immediately.. or cj or della (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

I feel like smallant and Jacob fucked once back when they made more content together and tanner refuses to think about it for too long (and then he starts thinking about Jacob and fir fucking and feels guilty.. yes feel guilty "straight" man)

Void <3 one of my favorite masochists <3 Jacob takes their anger out on void so often and ON STREAM !! I so wonder what void did for this video they're so mean to him <3

JAIDEN!!! do you think she watches from her cuck chair and comments like shes live XD or fucks Jacob herself? :3 I think Jacob begs her to let them eat her out and shes all "hmmm ok..." about it (˃͈ ˂͈ ) emotionless sex my beloved <3 I think jacob is her good little kitty when they're all in their head and Jaiden is just so kind to be letting them get off

and of course pchal (,,>﹏<,,) his twink era was so fucking cute and jacob has gone on lie detectors and said so !! also guaranteed that they've kissed multiple times since japan ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) jan would be so good to Jacob too !! treating them so soft.. and also cat ears jan LOVES those cat ears <3 pretty kitty jacob on their knees for jan just being so good and polite <3 jan brings literally anyone else and they're so surprised Jacob is so well behaved ?? like why are they not like this with them?? it's cause Jan is just better thats why <3

[rpfpervert]

touching the insides of mari’s wings from behind and when she turns around she’s trying to hide that she’s hard. is this thing on

[rpfpervert]

jacob getting spitroasted by smith and giwi. bonus points if theyre straps. send post

[pchalphaaa]

welcome to freak tumblr what is your favorite jacob video

also follow up question what do you think about jome

- @sadomasokyuun

wooaahhh first ask :D

favorite jacob video hmmm I got into Jacob through mongy but the escape video is sooo good !! yes turn your friends into lab rats :3 do it now :3

jome !! he goes with what people say very easily... Jacob should peer pressure him into being their little bitch (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[sadomasokyuun]

what would i even do if i didnt sexualize youtubers

[cjcuckya]

jerking off (real style) to how scared Jacob gets in his FNAF vids w/ Jo laughing at him in the background

JERKINN OFF REAL STYLE SO TRUE i need to rewatch those badly i love it when jacob is scared. watched them all at like midnight in freshman year of college and not again i should lock in. and jo josniffy my beautiful wife …

actually rewatching the first one. jacob’s nervous laughter as they realize this is Actually Pretty Scary combined with them fading into this much smaller much more scared version of themselves as time goes on makes my dick hard. it’s very cute

[sadomasokyuun]

top 5 harem protag mongy streamers

jacob

mari

della

giwi

fir

[pchalphaaa]

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