Alt-Together

Everything is here. xD

[everydaylouie]

i’ve been dogsitting this past week, here’s a song :)

(soundcloud)

[allboysarelovely]

boys:

if a girl is making you uncomfortable, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY IT.

fucking crush the stereotype that men are always supposed to “want it”

[breninarthur]

It’s really such a sad idea. I remember once with my ex, I was kissing him when we were in bed, and it started getting more heated, but I could tell it felt different. I stopped and asked if he wanted to carry on, and he said yes, but I knew him well. I had to ask again before he admitted he wasn’t really feeling it at the time. It just made me feel so bad and so upset for him. I think there’s more pressure on men to be sexual. Men love sex, they’d never want to turn it down, if they do it’s unmanly, it’s gay, it’s girly. It’s something ingrained into them from such a young age. It’s terrible and wrong. They think they have no right to not want sex.

Not all men have sky-high sex drives. I doubt any man in the world wants sex 100% of the time. It’s fine to reject it in any situation, whether a planned one night stand or a committed relationship. It’s fine to change your mind before or halfway through.

Men, it is FINE for you to not want sex, and it is FINE to say no if you want to. In fact, please do. It’s not guaranteed the other person will be able to sense your discomfort.

[septemberpoems]

All of this. It’s always okay to say no, or wait, or maybe not right now or whatever it is you’re feeling.

[homopower]

Forever reblog.

[elf-kid2]

It is always okay to say No, for any reason, and at any point.

[thomas-shelby]

Awesome Possum

[dejamoomoo]

It’s possum season

[opossummypossum]

Opossum baby x

[platypussecretary]

[namaris]

A bunch of friends!

[weloveshortvideos]

[earthdad]

why are they doing this

[sashayed]

[cladeven]

Random apartment inspection

I have pet rats and we are having a random apartment inspection in 2 days and I'm afraid they may not like them and try to kick us out. Should I worry / any advice?

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

A true gentleman.

[shirleyjacksons]

can we stop shipping real people. can we like not do that anymore ever

[theemermaidlifee]

Um…why?

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

Because real people are not characters. These people are complete strangers to us, and not all of them appreciate strange kids (and even adults) invading their private lives to get the newest scoop on who they’re dating or drawing explicit hardcore porn of them and their partner/friend without taking their feelings into consideration.

Unless someone has explicitly stated that they don’t mind being shipped/have fanart made of them in a romantic or sexual fashion, don’t do it. It’s creepy.

I’ve seen a lot of YouTube stars have to come out and ask people to stop the massive shipping campaigns for them because it made them/ their partners uncomfortable.

You wouldn’t do it to a stranger on the street, don’t do it to a stranger behind a computer screen.

[weloveshortvideos]

Cats aren’t as useless as everyone says.

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person recording: “Yeah go ahead, pull it through.”

[cat yanks cord]

Person recording: “Thanks, bud.”

[dashbeardconfessional]

chip readers are becoming unpredictable nowadays

[chickentiddies]

cashier: we actually have the chip reader now. customer: oh yeah? [holds up chip] hmmm… cashier: oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of– atm [beeps]: transaction completed [リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー starts playing]

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[geeksofdoom]

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

[phloater]

my PD ass on a daily basis

[sleepyspoonie]

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

[nepkrisprite]

What about texas shaped eggs?

[sleepyspoonie]

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

[equius]

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

[stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr]

WELCOME TO TEXAS

[memedaddy-signless]

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

[kailamermaid]

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

[littlebearie]

This isn’t normal? lol

[shithowdy]

@irritatedhiss

[luxwing]

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me

[green-hanari]

dont forget a Texas shaped house

Texas shaped cutting boards

and cake

Being born and raised in Texas, visiting other states is strange since they dont have things like this. But now i live in North Dakota, so its even weirder