[anchovy-official]

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching 

[tokai-teio]

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[theshitneyspears]

Britney Spears: Every time I try to fly I fall, without my wings. I feel so small. I guess I need you baby.

Seven year old me:

[tee-sang]

Me still tbh

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

[keididikay]

[shessoluckyshesastar]

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

[nl]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

[obesitysherpa]

This needs to be the universal standard

[gaylaxyofstars]

[brbjellyfishing]

[tayliberalsjwift]

Me: *eats a teeny tiny lil nibble of onion*

Onion: Your mouth will smell like me for the rest of your days. You fool. You fucking idiot.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[latadelixo]

[rate-my-reptile]

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

[theshitneyspears]

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

[yungbara]

this is the best thing I watched today

[jauregxis]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

This is better than Meghan Trainor’s NO

[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[pochowek]

waiting for my man to die in fifa