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werewolfguts

my stank face when they told me i had to be at work during the pride parade

joeyclaire

irish-american-chan

Animals I Need To Look At A Lot Of Them Theyre Important For My Plans

endormioumort

the anatomy of a fall aesthetic by me

pro-rev-frankie

people who know gerard irl using they/them means so much to me

morganbritton132

People come to Eddie with all kinda of requests.

Weed. Adderall. Ketamine. But this…

“You want me to make out with you?”

Steve nods, “Yeah.”

“You want me to make out with you,” Eddie repeats slower to make sure Steve hears how insane this request is, “Because Billy Hargrove made a pass at you.”

Steve nods again, “Yep.”

Eddie blinks. He waits. Finally, “Why?”

“I don’t want him to think I’m not reciprocating his feelings because I’m straight,” Steve answers. “I want him to know it’s because he’s a piece of shit.”

Obviously. Yeah. Total sense, right?

“But you are straight,” Eddie says, apparently hellbent on looking into this gift horse’s mouth. “Right?”

Steve scoffs, “Who even cares, man. You wanna kiss me or not?”

eriquin

@morganbritton132 tag preservation squad: #Eddie at their wedding: I was gay for pay once#Eddie’s going to agree to this (because obviously) and then#get a call from Steve later saying they should practice beforehand so it looks hot

strawberry-crocodile

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

ovenroastedtwerkey

Context for the 19 year olds reading this, September used to be a bit cold