PCH.

MCMXCII|SPEECH PATHOLOGIST| MOVIE|MUSIC|TV SERIES|F1 and RANDOM.

[albonoo]

i’m just gonna pretend that this is what actually happened during the race 😂

[palalabu]

why does it look like Carlos see Lando has his leg crossed so he decided not to give us a couple pose.

[konoko]

[landoavocado]

Lando Norris and Carlos Sainz messing with each other for 1 minute and 3 seconds

[palalabu]

things that won’t exist anymore in 2021

#2

“LandooOoo”

“CarlooOoos”

[turbolesbo]

i know everyone and their mother is making this joke but

[lovvedaggers]

ANAKIN SKYWALKER telling REY PALPATINE to RISE when his GRANDSON BEN SOLO SKYWALKER was RIGHT THERE in a pit. The Skywalkers have never been more disrespected in their lives

[winterbeck]

“I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m going to be today.”

— Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ahbeeceed-deactivated20250113]

me, talking about my male faves:

[ruinedchildhood]

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888-deactivated2026]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[geekscoutcookies]

Yall

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

[kyssthis16]

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

[karnythia]

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

[spiderwater]

Pizza Planet Truck

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

“Sebastian Stan is just like… the sweetest kid on the planet.” - Chris Evans

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[modernmissbennet]

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

[starsfadingbutilingeron]

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

[modernmissbennet]

thank you! I couldn’t find that one in google!

[revolutionary-pirate]

I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.

[lionowlonao3]

and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeers 

[annachibi]

Okay, this was just screaming for me to add Rufus Sewell and Jenna Coleman on the set of Victoria:

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

“What kind of Asian are you?” said everyone ever