Cat

I like a lot of things, and if you're reading this I hope you do too. Ask me stuff. Go ahead, make my day.

[gnczhanna]

Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting??

nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?”

Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”

One is more coherent than the other.

[elonmuskisabitch]

i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com

[weedjerky]

nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. think the kind of stuff your best friend says to you at a sleepover at 3 am after the lights have gone out and neither of you have slept in 20 hours or more– a “what if” question isn’t unsual in and of itself, but the unreal subject matter (apples screaming when you bite them) makes it funny. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

[flanneldelgay]

“NIGHTBLOGGING IS SURREALISM, SHITPOSTING IS DADA”

incredible

[blackness-by-your-side]

[cuboleso]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

Promoing at the beach

[genderpunkrock-deactivated20161]

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

follow the yellow dick-road

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

me: why aren’t these fun activities making me happy?

brain: reward center machine broke

[fauxfable]

me: what a dopappointment…

[adhighdefinition]

welcome to adhd feat. today’s special guest depression

[disneyismyescape]

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

[kurtofskyforlife]

Shrek came out in 2001

[redrainyumbrella]

Good for him.

[tyrellelliots-deactivated201712]

Me talking about how much I love myself: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:02

Me talking about how much I love my friends: ▶ 🔘──────── 12:03:45

[weavemama]

They can flip off this country all they want considering the fact it was theirs first.

[journalistpeterparker-deactivat]

Isn’t Mt. Rushmore sacred to native peoples? Kinda fucked up we put their killers faces on it

[weavemama]

Yes. Before the sculptures were built, the land was sacredly owned by indigenous tribes. In 1980, the land was illegally taken away from them by the supreme court. Not to mention, one of the main people who manufactured the sculptures was literally apart of the KKK… So yeah.. they are more than welcome to flip off these so called “masterpieces” 

[thecrazyundead]

And this is why I love Tumblr: it’s 90% of both my humor and knowledge

[babyanimalgifs]

This is great

[stagecoachjessi]

[racefaker]

One time a straight girl asked me how did I know I was attracted to women if I never had sex with a woman. Which poses the question…are straight people blinding fucking each other to determine who they find attractive or…? Do straight girls look at somebody and think “Hmm, I can’t tell if I like Bob from payroll. It is time to fuck Bob from payroll and find out.”

[racefaker]

Reblog if you think Bob from payroll has more to offer than his body 

[all-the-other-humans]

Bob from payroll is actually a gay icon so it doesn’t matter

[racefaker]

We love you, Bob from payroll

[bashana-haba-ah-deactivated2017]

hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.

it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

[bashana-haba-ah-deactivated2017]

it would be great for neurotypicals to reblog this

[bri-ecrit]

I didn’t get my license until I was 26 because of my mental health struggles. Just sayin’.

[cell113]

Took me until 24 to beat back my anxiety enough to be able to drive, and I still sometimes have almost panic attacks on the road.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[vandalslife]

[thempress]

[youngbertreynolds]

Maybe put it on a canvas instead of someone’s property, and we can all be happy.

[niggardlydefiant-deactivated201]

who paying for these canvases or the art programs so these kids can have that? Why should it matter if these run down buildings that never get fixed up anyway get graffiti’d? 

[kyssthis16]

Therein lies the issue. Art programs, both visual and performance based, are the first programs to be cut. Canvas ain’t cheap. Neither are the supplies. Much of the graffiti that takes place IS on buildings that are run down. The gov’t didn’t place any value on these properties and yet get pissy with dudes “vandalizing” their shit. You can’t have it both ways, ya dig. 

[cijithgeek-deactivated20121104]

My father was a garment contractor in LA. In the late 80s, he owned the building where he had his factory. He thought it would be a cool idea to commission local graffiti artists, usually young Black and Latino men looking to stay out of trouble, to paint murals on his buildings. After all, he runs a garment design/manufacturing company, and creative signage is great advertising.

One day, he showed up to the building and the city just painted over the murals without permission or notice.

First, the city told him he couldn’t have graffiti art on HIS building because it brought down property value. After he complained, then they said: ok you can do this, but you need a permit. After he got the permit, then the city said: ok, but you can only use these artists.  Of course, these artists were all White graphic design students from USC, and of course they charged 3x more.

There is a prejudice against this type of art, and it’s racial.  Banksy vandalizes folks buildings all the time, and folks treat him like the Messiah. He ain’t doing nothing new that Black and Brown folks haven’t done for decades.

[chazzfox]

This whole post…I just find it really interesting! And sad, too, but good thing to read.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

[plantguylester]

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[sincerely-barbaragordon-deactiv]

I love how this can have deep meaning like where you’re at in life or just purely loving the fact that you’re in bed

[kayeblegvad]

Mansplaining, for the NYT today. Shhhhhhh.

[radicalduck]

there’s no words but you know exactly whats goin on

[asmenukearchive-blog]

the article includes the term “manologue” which i think is one of the best terms invented this decade

[madgersin]

mansplaining becomes a manologue when the mansplain lasts longer than 5 minutes