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i'm Clarabelle, If you haven't met me, you haven't lived. my language is offensive.

[imstuckinarut-astrology-deactiv]

Venus in Virgo individuals often understand the mechanics of relationships, the give and take, the compromise, the leading and the following. They may even observe these factors in an intellectual space. We know that the Virgo energy leans towards perfectionism, but that apples with relationships too. They may search for ways to improve upon what they already have.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Benny The Surrogate Cat Dad

Benny gets the most joy when his human mom brings home rescued kittens, so he can help look after them and show them the same love that he received when he was rescued. Whenever Ellen brings home an orphan baby (or a box of babies), Benny anticipates their arrival and is filled with excitement. He becomes their dedicated surrogate dad, and his fatherly instinct kicks in the moment he sees a kitten.

Photos by Ellen - Full Story on Love Meow

[blackbirdandthefox]

[catsuggest]

good dad

[coffeebrownsugarbaby]

Girl.

[with-practice]

Hoe Union.

[missinglinc]

The realest one yet.

[nudygoon]

@ your local Chinese store 

[cestvibe]

[aluaeu]

a cool blog ’

[unevaluated]

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!

[viverridae]

lets play a game of: did i really do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it

[999999999lslsl]

this is a symptom of dissociation

[speedlimit15]

why have a boyfriend when you could have a girlfriend

[unsouring-deactivated20160511]

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

[medblrlove-deactivated20160516]

No amount of great sex, great personality, great food, great looks or anything else will keep a man faithful if he doesn’t want to be.

[medblrlove-deactivated20160516]

So stop letting men manipulate you into thinking you have to achieve some level of godly womanhood to be worth their time.

[darriusdoe]

Damn

[sothisishereandthisisnow]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[ensaymada]

[abacot]

[iammyfather]

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

[fuck-me-till-the-end]

“A man that knows how to use his tongue is extremely.. Useful.”

[cara-phernelia]

“I got the answer right but then I changed it” -an autobiography

[miss-sassmaster]

“I almost put that as the answer” - the sequel

[thebestoftumbling]

[justalittlehigher]

[egberts]

this is the plot of toy story

[03minyard]