Fight Me

meet me in the pit (19)

[anarchyandacupofcoffee]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[astronautsbz-deactivated2023033]

“Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA now what?”

this calls for AIR GUITAR

[starkexposition]

this is hte best one yet

[iphone7plus]

*gets home from school*

[cara-phernelia]

me: maybe... I do... want to be in a relationship... perhaps... that would be... nice... possibly

me @ myself, immediately: what the fuck is this? a nicholas sparks novel? shut up

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

[bisexualgambit]

The Presidency: 1974

Watergate: Scandalized

Records: Delete

Dick: The President of the United States

[softdedue]

NIXON IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[girlbossjodiarias]

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

[cara-phernelia]

You: later gator

Me, an intellectual: the future holds a large reptile

[weatherreporter]

[jesuu-deactivated20221127]

[highfivesforcoolguys]

Chicken spiral…

[radroachmeat2-deactivated202012]

A storm is coming

[draggofur-blog]

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

[sourweather]

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

[c-sharp-harmonic-minor]

[mysharona1987]

Well, I’m convinced.

[dln-085]

The only good news of 2016

[memewhore]

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

The only honest man on CNN

[plasmalogical]

the most trustworthy man on television

[averagefairy]

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

[bruisingfetish]

YAS finally someone said this

[fiftyoneshadesofbear]

Girls with big boobs are jealous of the girls with small chests. Girls with little titties always want bigger ones. There’s no middle ground! Me, I love ALL boobs, regardless of size!  They’re all fun, they’re all gorgeous, and I can’t get enough of them!  Please, feel free to share!

[averagefairy]

everyone please pray for this man he’s so out of his mind he hallucinated the part Where I Asked :/ so sad