clare

i unfortunately classify as a disney adult :/

[thehauntedmansiondisney]

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Exclusive to the The Magic Kingdom and Tokyo Disneyland, this cue was recorded after the Disneyland soundtrack. This loop provides an Rachmaninoffesque interpretation of the Grim Grinning Ghost melody.

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

MEEEEEE

[largishcat]

[huffylemon]

shrimps is bugs

[maggotwithanf]

OH MY GOD

[miraculouslycool]

The "and Ken" sign says so much. Not only do the police identify him as some crazily dressed guy just tagging along with an equally crazily dressed girl who just decked someone in the face, they also cuff him even though it seems like he hasn't done anything because he tagged along with his girlfriend even to get arrested.

He's an accessory even to a convicted Barbie. You do not separate a Ken from his Barbie even in jail. Ken is having the time of his life even in incarceration because he's there with Barbie.

[tenaciousobservationvoid]

MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK

[bluedevil]

help

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[rodrickheffeley]

his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men

[turg-smart]

obsessed with this comment

[turg-smart]

@someonewilldietoday

[asoftblush]

My only question is how tf he is taller than Kevin in this picture. Is he standing on a fucking cardboard box?!

[turg-smart]

kevin is carrying him

[smolivegarden-deactivated202403]

  bruh how strong is kevin

[meerlichtz]

Kevins not strong I‘m pretty sure Dan is lust light as fuck

[bubblegum-gf]

We just gonna ignore the people next to them staring at them

[turg-smart]

[citizen-sade]

Girls don’t want boys.

Girls want the 2022 Disney Showcase Couture de Force Constance Hatchaway figurine. 🪓

[abbidavisart]

Black Widow

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[kaijuno]