offline forever bye

archive . this site's full of poison actually and i don't want that in me

[toastbutteregg]

[haltraveler]

The sinister old woman arriving at the birth of my firstborn to foretell his doom

[runby2]

if you still care abt fictional shipping discourse and let it effect your relationships after age 20 you might need to go to therapy for ocd

[xignis]

???

[runby2]

choose ur fighter

[runby2]

SNUGGLE TIME FIGHTERS!!! WHO WILL WIN!

avi the stinky baby!!! 🐛 (all time reigning champion of snuggle time!)

chili conure mcpepper!!! 🌶️ (the underdog! a little nippy!!!!)

Voting ended onSep 6, 2025

[pansyfemme]

was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

[amygdalae]

peoplpe are always saying very online things to me

[amygdalae]

[pukemagnet]

[pukemagnet]

[pukemagnet]

[runby2]

a COUPLE 💕 is not COMPLETE !!!! without their TREE !!!!!!!🌳 #mythird #treesome

[objectum-of-desire]

@funnier-when-objectum

[mattressonacountryroad]

My husband and I were married under a tree couple named Amity and Arnold. We think about them often ❤️

[runby2]

this is fucking awesome!!!

[wolfertinger666]

what if you wanted to vent about racism but got hit with

"AS A WHITE PERSON-"

[wolfertinger666]

the notes:

[xignis]

???

[runby2]

choose ur fighter

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[mint-swirl]

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

[merelymaple]

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

[mint-swirl]

that’s right

[xignis]

???

[genderqueerdykes]

"why would you WANT to be called it/its" why does anyone want to do anything. stop thinking so hard just live

[knackeredforever]

So funny how there was so much speculation on silksong development struggles and it turns out there were no struggles, team cherry had actually reached a state of game development nirvana where they were no longer pestered by earthly desires such as releasing the game

[tigergirltail]

The only game ever to be stuck in Development Heaven

[hyyyperfixated]

the second i fall asleep you know what will happen ?

[runby2]

the banshee ?

[hyyyperfixated]

nods yeah The banshee

[runby2]

this is a colony of plants called Yareta. native to chile's deserts, they're a distribution of flowers and evergreen. they're pollinated by small moths and flies. the oldest clumps of these things are 3000 years old.

[snurm]

Holy shit that’s dope

Hey what was that about the banshee bit

[runby2]

the banshee is over you missed it. im sorry but thats just how life is sometimes. we have to move on

[elekronialazure]

Reading this was like watching a tennis match