From a mess to the masses

Hunter Clarington, 22 years old and former Ravenclaw; current Muggle Ambassador.

[samthewanderer]

I think my nose is broken

[samthewanderer]

Kind off… More like gym accident.

[clarifyingmagic]

How on earth did you break your nose in the gym?

[samthewanderer]

I think my nose is broken

[clarifyingmagic]

More Quidditch accidents?

[huntingapril]

Was up and ready.

For training at the usual time again, this morning.

About froze my bloody tits off, but what can you do?

[clarifyingmagic]

Somebody didn't think that through properly; hosting the world cup in the dead of winter.

[clarifyingmagic]

Owl :: Clarisiblings

Harper: He just looks so dapper. I think I saw him with his eye on that black lab down the street. I told him he's just way too young to go chasing girls.

Hunter: At least he's stopped running away from other dogs quite so much.

[clarifyingmagic]

Owl :: Clarisiblings

Harper: It's times like these that I totally see the family resemblance. Then the Cap and Admiral can be a part of the festivities. Have to think of the whole family

Hunter: Like I'd leave them out. It's not everyday that Captain gets to wear that bow tie of his.

[clarifyingmagic]

Owl :: Clarisiblings

Harper: I wonder if Henry would bring some of his pets. Petting zoos are a thing, right? Dad would totally like that, right?

Hunter: Maybe.. Just because he wasn't a huge fan of them being in the house, doesn't mean he wouldn't like them in a different setting?

[clarifyingmagic]

Owl :: Clarisiblings

Harper: Probably a good idea. My guest list has "Everyone in the wizard England except the jerks in the WA." We make such a good time, Huntastic

Hunter: Feels like it might be a somewhat enjoyable part planning process.

[clarifyingmagic]

Owl :: Clarisiblings

Harper: I'm here for the fun, you're here to make sure Dad has fun. I'm thinking we rent out the country club in Puddlemere, the one with the golf.

Hunter: I feel you're the one going to be getting the most out of the whole golf business, but yeah that's perfect. I'll start on making a list of his contacts who he'll actually want there.

[thewanderingryder]

So is anyone good at llke...trivia and stuff?

You know…quidditch trivia or muggle or magic trivia or…whatever. Just…really knowledgeable about stuff that no one cares about.

[clarifyingmagic]

There's a whole bunch of really pointless ministry related stuff if you're interested. For example, about 20 years ago tube trains started to go missing, caused an absolute uproar and the ministry got into quite a bit of trouble for it because there was no way it could have been explained by muggles. And then after an extensive search into what happened, turns out it was the Minister's nephew who did it for a bet. It actually ended up being reflected badly on the Minister just because he was related to the perpetrator but that's just how it seems to go sometimes... Not the most thrilling of accounts now that I've said it but you wanted useless?

[clarifyingmagic]

Owl :: Clarisiblings

Harper: So, Dad's fiftieth is coming up and I was thinking surprise party, but since he's old and the minister of magic, it's going to have to be fancy, and that's where you two come in

Hunter: Sounds like a good plan. Though we still wouldn't be getting too far without your expertise.

[flyhighjeff]

[Private] Well

[flyhighjeff]

So you can come up with that on the spot but when I ask you for a title for my essay you throw a textbook at me. I mean, uh, what he said. Hunter, look it’s just two mates hanging out, there’s nothing going on here.

[clarifyingmagic]

Remind me not to hang out with you again if this is how you're doing it now.

[flyhighjeff]

[Private] Well

[ballycastlebeater-nick-blog]

Extremely involved. We almost carry the whole show. It’s an interesting metaphorical play on homesexuality and the biases of it versus heterosexuality.

[clarifyingmagic]

If it's any consolation, the way you delivered that line of absolute bullshit really makes me believe you'd do well as an actor.

[flyhighjeff]

[Private] Well

[ballycastlebeater-nick-blog]

Hunter! We were just … um … yeah.

[flyhighjeff]

Studying. For a play. Yeah, we were just rehearsing and this isn’t at all what it looks like.

[clarifyingmagic]

Right.. I've obviously forgotten how involved you are with the school's almost non-existent theatre program.

[flyhighjeff]

[Private] Well

[flyhighjeff]

There, now that’s better, isn’t it?

[ballycastlebeater-nick-blog]

Mmhmm … That’s much better.

[clarifyingmagic]

Hey, guys do you- 

..I'll just, uh, I'll come back later.

[flyhighjeff]

Well

[flyhighjeff]

Well I’d say that everyone is feeling tame after more than a dozen people ended up with a month of detention, but this is Hogwarts. The havoc and mayhem is probably just around the corner.

[clarifyingmagic]

Somehow I'm not quite sure it's fazed people as much as intended. Although yes, I don't doubt it.

[flyhighjeff]

Well

This is turning into an interesting night. To think it’s only starting.

[clarifyingmagic]

Considering it's a school wide event I'm surprised more hasn't happened already.

[clarifyingmagic]

Owl ✉ Hunter

Jeff: I'm pretty sure it's the most boring class we have and that's really saying something. I don't know how he does it, but he does. I bet he'll be chaperoning the dance too. That'll be a sight.

Hunter: He's overly enthusiastic about everything and I just can't take him seriously enough to want to work. Do you remember that time when he felt it appropriate enough to start rapping mid-dance? Actually what am I saying, everyone remembers that despite trying their best not to.