The Chaser Lynn

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

Only way you’re getting that is if you offer something up— which better not be anything.

I'm juuuuuust kidding. C'mon babe, you know you're the only Puckerman for me.

Did you see what I did there? Eh? Ehhhh?

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

Don’t think I can do that when I’m dating you.

Touche...still, I think I could get Puck to give me a little extra. Maybe some of those beer nuts?

songfulsarah

Hey sexy bitches

songfulsarah

Nah, I’m shittin’ you.

Hell yeah I’m serious. Thank, Ry. If this whole thing thanks at least I know who’s got my back.

Don't do that to me, I don't know if I could take it!

Yeah of course! Oh man I'm putting your album as our new practice playlist. It doesn't even matter which songs are on it I just wanna hear it everyday.

#sp

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

Actually, with my brother, whether you’re his sex partner or not, free beer is all you’ll get none the less.

I think you're underestimating how much of a catch I am.

songfulsarah

Hey sexy bitches

I think you know what today is. If you don’t then come out from under that rock you’ve been hiding under and go buy my debut album “When I’m Gone” in a music shop near you. You know you want to.

Seriously?!? YEAH! Oh my god, Sarah this is freaking awesome! I'll go pick it up right after practice I swear, oh my god I'm so psyched!

#sp

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

Man’s gotta cover his bases here. But you know— good to know.

I mean If I was I think I'd be getting more than free beer.

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

You son of a bitch, you answer me right now— are you fucking my brother?

What?! No! I was just thinking that the free beer was really good...like really good.

Jeezus. "Are you fucking my brother?" I mean really?

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

That’s not an answer.

I plead the fifth?

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

Does my bro give you sex and love? Cause I like to think that tops a free drink— and answer wisely here, Lynn.

So, you've all probably noticed my absence

Let’s face it— you’re favorite male Puckerman (you’re welcome Sarah) has been missing around these parts, and I figured it was time to grace you all with my presence again. Work’s been keeping me busy as hell lately, but I figured I make a little time for some of my favorite people. So, what’s up?

I dunno, I saw Puck at the bar the other day and he gave me a free drink. Beiste too. You might be losing my support.

This is ridiculous. [F2F]

Aurors I think. They say they are here to protect the Ministry’s assets. No, I haven’t. Haven’t had the time. But their badges check out and I’m not getting any readings of them being vampires or anything so—I think I’m just paranoid of… I’m scared after Dominic.

Protect the Ministry's assets? What the hell does that mean? Oh. Oh man..Marls, I'm sorry. I know it's...it's scary, I'm scared too, but things will okay, alright?

This is ridiculous. [F2F]

Yeah, sounds like a plan to me! Be over in a bit.

And hi to you.

I’m… I’m fine. Just stressed. And I’ve got all these people from the ministry here. And I’ve never even met them. Or seen them. Sometimes they don’t even act like they are from the Ministry and—They like watching me work. They commend me on my skill.. I just feel like I’m being watched but they say its for my safety and for the hospital. I don’t know. I’m just—Being paranoid.

Hey...

Wait, what do you mean? What people? That's...weird for sure, uh, have you talked to anyone from the ministry? I mean, just to make sure that they're legit?

This is ridiculous.

Should I bring the puppies? I mean, they would love to see Firebolt. Just as long as he doesn’t hump Starbuck, I’ll be all good. But okay, I’ll be over in a bit and we’ll—Make dinner and… Yeah.

Yeah, I think that'd be cool! They can dogpile each other in the corner and....Marls, are you alright? I mean stress aside you seem...well, down.

This is ridiculous.

Oh Merlin—Hush you.

Well I don’t see her at home and—What are you doing? Are you busy with Jake? I mean, you and I could do something right? Like old times. We could bake or something. I don’t… Know. Something.

Oh no, Jake's at the studio, preppin for his show. And I'm just going over potential draft picks, lots of good players this year. Oh, yeah sure, of course. Just let me finish these up and you can come right over, watch out for Firebolt though, he hasn't seen you in a while so you're bound to get tackled.