why do fools fall in love?

CLARISSA EILEEN HUMMEL-ANDERSON: nineteen. adopted. movie buff. vintage babe. mommy to gemma noelle hummel-anderson.

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felixcs:

What can I say? At least I can style out a mistake if it happens.. Anyway, what’s up people?

You do have a point there, are you okay? But all is well, I have a bunch of English papers due tomorrow so there’s that. What about you?

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noellewr:

You know what I love? Brownies. Question is: why don’t they love me?

Hm, I wouldn’t have the answer to that. Do you know why they don’t love you?

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fckndallas:

“Mostly the second option, I was hoping that they would be so excited for me to stay that they would literally bribe me to stay, but I really don’t plan on staying long. I’m just here to get some cash and then I’ll be back on my own.”

“I’ve heard they were so worried that I left, and I mean, I do feel kinda bad but…I can’t let it bother me.” “I am very alive and that’s good I guess? So, how have things been since I left? I’ve been good a long while, and I’m sure that I’ve missed some good juicy gossip in the happenings in this loser town.”

“They are probably just happy that you’re home and you and I both know your dads aren’t going to give you money just to let you skip town again, at least come up with a good excuse as to why you need money and then just slip out... I probably shouldn’t have said that.”

“Well, I wouldn’t be much help with the gossip department since I’ve been gone for like a year and just came back a month or so ago.”

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heartboylopez:

“Oh, really? Was I? Well thanks for the input- I dont care.”

“You do understand that one day you’re gonna piss someone off with that attitude and they’re gonna deck you in the face, right?”

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heartboylopez:

“And who said its your place to teach it to me?” “Actually, no. My moms taught me not to put up with shit that random strangers who don’t even know me throw my way because they somehow think they’re the ones that god chose to shove their bitchy opinion down my throat.”

“Nobody and I’m not teaching you anything, I just think you need to learn some basic human manners which your moms obviously didn’t teach you. And I’m only being bitchy because you were being a tool and inconsiderate and self-absorbed. Oh, and don’t forget that you were super negative.”

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heartboylopez:

“…Did I ask for you opinion?”

“No, but you’re getting it because you’re a dick and you need to learn some kind of respect. Didn’t your parents teach you that?”

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heartboylopez:

“… I hate people.”

“Then you probably shouldn’t be a Warbler. My dads always told me about how being a Warbler made them and other people so happy and if your negative moody demeanor is being a cause of you not being happy and you don’t want to make others happy with your voice and music, then you don’t deserve to wear that blazer.”

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kvexix:

“So today was one of the….. harder days of working at a retirement home.”

“Do I even want to know what happened?”

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heartboylopez:

“I can’t be the only one who thinks the warblers would sound better if we didn’t just sing… pop… crap. I mean like LANY, Yearbook ghost, all time low … or even like Fall out boy or twenty one pilots.” “Just… no more katy perry, or fifth harmony. Please.”

“As sad as it is with how good that music is, it just wouldn’t be crowd pleasing. People want to listen to what they know, so anything in the Top 100 is what the people want.”

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khevans:

Fuck. Kids are so wild, why can’t they just come out full grown like a baby giraffe or some shit with the ability to be able to use the bathroom like a grown adult?

They really are, thankfully my daughter is only three months old and just kinda lays and cries. Maybe you should get him a training potty, that’s like really tiny and big enough for him.

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khevans:

Does anyone want to come and potty train my toddler? He is starting to learn how to go to the bathroom like the cats. So, I need a little help here, because I have no idea what I’m doing.

I mean, I guess I could help from one parent to another. Although I don’t really know much about potty training.

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wydevans:

that’s true, i’ll have to meet her sometime then. strawberry banana, got it. anything else while the errand boy is gone?

You’ll have to, she’s an absolute cutie and she’s a pretty good baby. Not really, I just want the smoothie and then I’ll be peachy keen.

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jaydenpuckermanx:

“ so, school starting back up and I’ve already got homework and a bunch of notes to write out, can’t we just have more time off? “

“That’s how I fell. Between college classes, working part-time, and taking care of Gemma, I’m pretty sure I have no free time.”

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fckndallas:

“Came back for the seem reason as anyone would come back. I need money.”

“You expect to find money in this town? Or are you expecting your dads to give it to you? But it’s good your back, your dads were so worried about what happened to you so like, it’s good you’re alive and well.”

[lynchoid]

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kvexix:

“I tried tanning outside. And I wasn’t even really actually trying, I was just outside at our pool, and I didn’t put sunscreen on and I was just kinda hoping I… wouldn’t burn.” “Really, tanning beds? But aren’t those like… bad?”

“Trust me, I’ve been getting tans since I was about thirteen and nothing is better than a bed. It’s damaging if you go everyday for four months, but a little once in a while isn’t gonna hurt you, kinda like drugs. But don’t do drugs, those are bad.”

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wydevans:

ah, sorry i shouldn’t be asking, it’s really none of my business. then a smoothie it is, still craving strawberry or have you changed your mind?

No, no, it’s fine, it’s not like she’s a secret or anything. Definitely still strawberry, although if you could manage to wrangle up a strawberry-banana smoothie, that’d be ten times better.