◤｡✧·˚. — Kara Violet Evans @kvexix - Tumblr Blog

wtfionas:

“So, someone left ice to melt on the floor… and now my sock is wet. –So, who wants to die?”

“Oh, Frick! Baby, I’m sorry!” “That was... probably me.”

fckndallas:

“Galapagos turtles sleep for 16 hours a day. I could do with being a Galapagos turtle right now.”

“Do Galapagos turtles... leave their.... family for years at a time? And only come back after they’re family thinks they’re dead-- which is really mean and stuff?” “Huh?” “Because if so then you’re... definitely like a Galapagos turtle. A very mean one, to point out.”

#fckndallas

marleywr:

‘ it turns out if you spend your whole day off reading, your brain literally feels like mush after 5 straight hours. –ANYWAYS! how’s everyone elses’ week going? ’

"Oh my gosh, I haven’t read a good book in a while.” “Actually, I’ve never read a book, more like graphic novels and magazines.” “But still- haven’t read in a while.”

#marleywr

“So today was one of the..... harder days of working at a retirement home.”

#bttb:start #(poor karbear :(

khevans:

Does anyone want to come and potty train my toddler? He is starting to learn how to go to the bathroom like the cats. So, I need a little help here, because I have no idea what I’m doing.

Uhm, honestly I dunno if I’d be much help on that bub, sorry. Ask dad? Or did you like.. google it?

#khevans

fckndallas:

“Kar…a… I’m not… What? Am… am I missing something?”

“...We thought you were dead.” “You-you’ve been gone for almost--” “..Where have you been?” “Where the hell have you been?”

#fckndallas

qxpuckerman:

The sun is bad for your skin, anyways, sweetheart. Wear sunscreen. The sun will just make you look older faster or give you skin cancer.

Oh. It will? I-I didn’t know that.

#qxpuckerman

fiweston:

“When you start peeling can I peel the dead skin off your back?”

“Baby.....Ew?”

#fiweston

clarissahummel:

“Question: did you try tanning outside or go to a bed? Because I recommend going to a bed because it’s a lot less dangerous than trying to use the sun without proper sunscreen. Also, don’t lay in a bed for more than ten minutes given that you’re super pale and you’ll just have to wait gradually until you become sun-kissed. And please, please, for the love of God, don’t get a spray tan — I had to get them all the time when I was a Cheerio and they were the worst.”

“I tried tanning outside. And I wasn’t even really actually trying, I was just outside at our pool, and I didn’t put sunscreen on and I was just kinda hoping I... wouldn’t burn.” “Really, tanning beds? But aren’t those like... bad?”