Clarissa Jensen

Look like a girl but I think like a guy Not ladylike to behave like a slime Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind You stick to your yogurts I'll stick to my apple pie Girls are not meant to fight dirty Never look a day past thirty Not gonna...

[sammie-moore]

☾ cute character questions ☽

[cahtylinton-blog]

the basics:

name: Clarissa Jensen age: twenty-four  zodiac sign: Sagittarius  one good trait: she’ll be there for you. one bad trait: she’s too clingy.

habits:

one bad habit: drinking one good habit: helping others. one habit they can’t break: drinking until she blacks out one they’ve broken: biting her nails what they’re afraid of: losing her job

family:

their parents names: Marina and Norman their siblings names: she’s an only child. favorite childhood memory: Getting a dog on her Birthday favorite childhood toy: strawberry shortcake toy embarrassing story: She was in charge of singing at her grandfather’s funeral an on the day of the funeral she forgot the lyrics to the song she was singing..  favorite family member: her mother. a story about that family member: her mother taught her how to sew, and she from now on she can sew people gifts for Holidays.

what they prefer:

coffee or tea? tea showering in the day or night? day, she has night shifts. taking baths or taking showers? baths and showers. tv or movies? tv writing or reading? reading  platonic or romantic love?  romantic iced tea or lemonade? iced tea ice cream or smoothies? ice cream cupcakes or cake? cupcakes beach or mountains? beach

favorites:

song: currently–  girls by Marina and the diamonds band: Green Day  outfit: her little black dress she usually wears on special occasions  place: the bar where she works. memory: when she first got her job. (she really loves her job ok) person: pretty much everyone who puts up with her show: Pretty Little Liars

[notaholidaybillie-blog]

“I’m sure he’ll forgive you, and maybe just give you a warning”. 

[clarissajensen]

"I hope that's all he gives me."

[peytoncarter]

“I’m sorry I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me Riss” He smiled innocently at her as he introduced her to his friends.   “How bout for being such a good sport you let me buy you lunch?”

[clarissajensen]

“Relax I won’t, i’m just tempted to.” she scoffed, smiling at his offer. “Okay, lunch sounds good.’ 

[greengrass-mini]

“It’s alright. Probably something I should have learned to do with time as well. I don’t take vacation. I mean, I can’t. I have a business to run and I’m absolutely awful at delegating things…”

[clarissajensen]

"That sucks well maybe you can just have a relaxation day?"

[myra-moore]

“So, there you have it, you’ve made your decision already! What is it that you do anyway?”

[clarissajensen]

"I'm a bartender, ironic right?"

[thedanicarter-archive-blog]

clarissajensen:

“Oh? What kind of texts?”

[clarissajensen]

"Uh, naughty ones."

[itxjason]

“What did you text them exactly?”

[clarissajensen]

"That I love him and wanna do things to him.. Naughty things."

[evahampton-blog]

“….. You’re screwed. What kind of boyfriend texts? Like… sexts? Or declarations of love?”

[clarissajensen]

"Yeah thanks, and a mix of both."

[lachlanwilliams]

“As long as there weren’t any nudes I’m sure they’ll let you off with a slap on the wrist.”

[clarissajensen]

"Trust me there were no nudes. Hopefully a slap on the wrist is all i'll get."

[nataliekarkaroff]

“I look like a bloody business woman, I know or worse my mother. But it’s okay lay it on me Clar, your honesty is what I love most about you.”

[clarissajensen]

"You're so hard on yourself, Alex. I mean comparing yourself to your mum, that's some self-hatred. Are you sure you want me to tell you the truth? Alright, fine you look like a middle aged woman who just got off work from her office job, and is on her way home to her family. Is that truthful enough?"

[notaholidaybillie-blog]

“Right… so what are you going to do?”

[clarissajensen]

"Well, I'll probably just own up to it and hope that he finds it funny or something along those lines."

[freyarosesaunders-blog]

“That sounds horribly embarrassing. At least you have your job instead of being unemployed.”

[clarissajensen]

"It was believe me, and I guess you're right. I have no idea what I would've done if I was fired."

[masonxreeves-blog]

“Could’ve been a lot worse. What did you say exactly? In your texts.”

[clarissajensen]

"It could've been, and uh. Okay, i'll tell you but you can't laugh, I said that "I loved him" and "I wanted to marry him"."

[peytoncarter]

“Sounds good to me.” He smiled at her then chuckled as the men lowered their guns.  “I’m sorry but you were just pranked.” He smiled and thanked his friends as a camera man came out.  “I’m sorry it’s for a new TV show.”

[clarissajensen]

Clarissa watched as the situation unfolded, “You’re kidding, right? Oh my god. I could actually kill you right now,but i’m actually kind of thankful that this wasn’t real.”

[xbadasscarmen-blog]

clarissajensen:

“He probably thinks you’re hitting on him then, so of course he would want you to stay.”

[clarissajensen]

"Yeah, I don't know if that's such a good thing. I mean,what if he thinks that i'm leading him on?"

[greengrass-mini]

“It’s really not supposed to be a big deal, just… Bad timing and a series of decisions I regret.”

[clarissajensen]

"Sorry if i'm making it out as a big deal, and I see well maybe having a pity party isn't what you need, maybe you need a fun vacation."

[myra-moore]

“It’s all a matter of deciding what you like the best, your boss or your job. If you choose the latter, then, yeah, it would probably be best to tell your boss you didn’t mean any of those messages…”

[clarissajensen]

"Well I much prefer my job,so I guess i'll go with it was just a drunk stupid text. ."