three rats in a coat

they/she/he/it 18 I think I forgot how tumblr worked after I left in like 2016 so fuck me ig

[tired-biscuit]

tmi, but i just feel like if i arched my back a little bit while laying on my tummy, and got my pussy ate from behind, it would make my day loads better

[macaulaytwins]

if I can’t consume the book with a voracious intensity and have the book consume me back then I don’t want it

[clarisse-coma]

Yall remember when Paris Hilton was in Supernatural or just me

[the-tree-line]

getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on wait wait hold upa minute stop

[thebibliosphere]

I just heard the name "Squire Throckmorton" in an audiobook and choked on my drink.

Thine cousin, Throckmorton? Thou hast become a squire????

[staffs-secret-blog]

Every time there's a new tumblr meme there's always people like "this isn't funny anymore, it's gotten boring/cringe" We are on tumblr, we drag dead jokes around so that their blood decorates the place like a children's hospital

[the-tree-line]

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

[the-tree-line]

[cadaverkeys]

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

[bobbysox]

[clarisse-coma]

tag yourself I'm #39.

[klapollo]

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

[slitherpunk]

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

[funnytwittertweets]

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[headspace-hotel]

doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[imjustusingthistolikeartists]

Especially when we were given so many of them!

- passed on

- no more

- ceased to be

- expired

- gone to meet his maker

- stiff

- bereft of life

- rests in peace

- pushing up daisies

- his metabolic processes are now history

- off the twig

- kicked the bucket

- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil

- run down the curtain

- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible

- this is an EX-PARROT

[clusterbuck]

everyone stop scrolling for a second and take a hand snail break i cannot express the amount of joy it brings