there's no other place i'd wanna be ♡

DO YOU WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND?

[bobbysox]

was petewentzwombtattoo

sleeper ⛧ 22 yrs old ⛧ it/he ⛧ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 number 1 puppy in all of scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

please send me asks i love attention #myattention

selfship blog is @cuterpixels! mutuals dm for nsft blog :p

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[yamcha]

[jackett-slut]

i think writing fuck you in the body outline and pointing at the camera is one of the biggest things that’s happened so far… they’ve never fought back like this. they’ve never shown ANGER before. it’s so good. writing fuck you in the chalk outline of your body that exists as a prophecy and a warning, and that you die in every night. pointing at it, and then at the camera/dictator/moat. in the face of extermination, say fuck you. SAID ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF THE SECRETARY OUTFIT BTW. holy fuck

[gardengnosticator]

my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

[importantcatpics]

[captain-price-returns]

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[segamascott]

[fairycosmos]

i don’t careee i don’t careee I don’t careee i don’t CAREEEEEEE

[angelicguy]

[rpfwasfine]