You’re A Good Person

People follow you

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[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[beaucile]

[mozukumi]

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

[fiyhi]

this is what boys will be boys means

[iraffiruse]

[leepala]

[mihlayn]

i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like ‘YEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES ME’ and asked for my name but then his friend drove off

[tua-gifs]

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard

[rylandgrac]

I don’t even like you. You do.

[draumboosky]

[draumboosky]

[meatthawsmoth]

[hoziergoth]

[dailyhorrorfilms]

Interview with the Vampire, 1994 | Neil Jordan.

[egberts]

y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?

[pathosprit]

no, im not old

[egberts]

I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej

[pathosprit]

you’d be dead in dog years

[egberts]

[classicmeevs]

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

[thecharmparlor]

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn