further up and further in

mimey | she/her | sad a softer world remixes looking for reasons to exist. very invested in the concept that other people are real, still not entirely sure that that's true. in this, as in all things, i make do.

[rival2lover]

i am my mother's child i'll love you 'til my breathing stops i'll love you 'til you call the cops on me

heated rivalry x writer in the dark by lorde

[confield]

My friend got a pride month discount on a tank of nitrous

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[melbournetrains]

"mariyung" translates to female emu. therefore, when two mariyungs are coupled, it is yuri

this post is part of the sydney transport event

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[newporters]

whats so wrong with wishing people would die

[msmargaretmurry]

"how many drinks would it take for you to kiss leon draisaitl?" (x)

[dailyfranchaela]

You have eight children. Eight pieces of your husband to remember him by. Eight!

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[vinnamah]

[two-seventyone]

blythe davis - dog eat dog

[robo271]

the funniest part is that will used mack as bait for the cupcake experience auction. as soon as will said he could get mack to come, bidding jumped to 10k, will knew exactly what he was doing LOL

ethical queerbaiting. queerbaiting for a cause.

[raikkonens]

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

[urlocaltwinkrey]

I don't wear necklaces for fashion, I wear them so someone can tug on them and lead me like a dog

[keenbugg]

atp it’s not even just the summer of rpf or the year of rpf. we’re in the decade of rpf

[quasi-normalcy]