Clark the Dinosaur

Clark is a plastic dinosaur the kids who lived above me dropped on my patio. Clark and I go on lots of adventures because we're super cool.

[historical-nonfiction]

There is a genus of dinosaur called Dracorex, or “dragon king.” And the only known species in this genus is  Dracorex hogwartsia. Yes, it is called the “dragon king of Hogwarts.” It lived in the Late Cretaceous, around 66 million years ago.

[cardiamachina]

‘Can I go now?’ I ask you  as I lay on my deathbed And I hope you love me enough to say yes.

We deserve a soft epilogue, my love; and I think this is mine. nikka ursula (n.t)

[georgecalledshotgun-blog]

Traveled to something called a “school board meeting.” We definitely didn’t have this when I was a mere lad. Although we also did not have public schools. #DemocracyAtWork #HowDoIRun #LocalSchoolsRock #AllGovernmentIsLocal #Federalism #HistoryTeachersRock #SmallTownHeroes

[georgecalledshotgun-blog]

“You spent $15 million and expanded federal power for this? Really, TJ? Really? I hope you sent someone good to explore this…” #buyersremorse #SacagaweaJustCantEven #LewisAndClarksDemotion #GetLewisonThePhone #GeorgeWashington #WeNeedABiggerCanoe #LouisianaPurchase (at Louisiana Purchase State Park)

[georgecalledshotgun-blog]

“Planning curriculum for next year? There is not enough Washington in this unit! Maybe we could reenact the Battle of Yorktown.” Will a parent call if we amputate a foot? #GeorgeWashington #GunsandShips #historyhasitseyesonyou #herecomesthegeneral

[georgecalledshotgun-blog]

Now for some libation…. What do you mean no mead? It clearly says over 200 drink combinations! Please tell me the Sons of Liberty aren’t behind this. #NeverTellALie #WhereIsSamAdams #IveGoneToWarForLess #GeorgeWashington

[georgecalledshotgun-blog]

A large portrait of George Washington arrived at the school. Let the shenanigans begin.

[kafkasapartment]

Ashby, NE (1993). Peter Brown. Digital pigment print

[larryds]

Another Sunrise over the farm

[vulcansmirk]

I am free to spin stardust into suns, but only because I know the life that suns bleed.

Tell a story, plant a seed. Remember: strings attached. – s.s. (via astrasperas)

[vulcansmirk]

I’m sure the moon loves the sun, too, but all it can do is steal the sun’s light, so maybe it’s good they’re so far apart.

I love you. I do. And I’m sorry. – s.s. (via astrasperas)

[sandandglass]

Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who don’t agree with Fox are ‘twisted’, elitist and wrong apparently. 

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[thebigemo-deactivated20150304]

god

[nosdrinker]

can’t argue with that logic

[aphony-cree]

are there two dinasaurs having sex on top that mountain?

[ty-x-buttfl4p]

I had no idea dinosaurs invented the missionary position

[disneydailly]

[goldiegirlem]

[mcgoose27]

[thepegosaurus]

The Trouble With Centaurs:  So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….

[kathetia]

i laughed so hard that i snorted and scared my pup