Mira a ver si tu madre te deja entrar.

hey, there's a can of chinga tu madre rigth there on the table...para que comprarme un perro si tengo que ponerme yo a ladrar? Amorheridoalcoholydrogas // Taquicardicoprimolimandodientes // evrizing is pórpol

[zappavolta]

[textpoops-deactivated20190406]

please tell me this isnt real

[jartita-me-teneis]

[viejospellejos]

Rojo

[one-cat-or-two]

Me encanta esta “entrevista” 

[jartitameteneis]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

when people ask me how i'm doing

[mondaymorning]

[paxamericana]

[catchymemes]

[mr-downer]

That sailor was a fucking bro

[himbo-prince]

ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH

LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT 

I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB 

BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT

LIKE

?????

[technomancer-witch]

You’re forgetting the best one 

[himbo-prince]

UPDATE: I HAVE TOUCHED A BOOB NOW AND THEY DEFINITELY DO NOT DO THIS

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[dapenguinninja]

the freaking strugle

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh

[omghotmemes]

At least lockdown is saving us from this [oc]

[aperfumedpearl]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese and Harvey Keitel on the set of Mean Streets, 1973

[slobbering]

[theundergod]

#TheUnderGod x FonzFutura.com

[erezkaan]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The best/worst part is the writers themselves have pretty much confirmed this every time something horrible and stupid happens and people are like “Simpsons predicted this” it’s because the Simpsons writers basically looked at the world they were living in and went “What would be the most ridiculous and terrible conclusion to take this situation to?” and made a joke about it and then the world just decided to prove them right O.O;