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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake
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I just imagined some sort of nightmarish future where DNA tests are used to ascertain your citizenship rights to enter certain countries and then I remembered Canada already uses DNA info to deny refugees citizenship by “debunking” their claims for asylum based on their phenotypes and decided that reality is scarier than anything my brain could cook up
ICYMI:
Canada is using ancestry DNA websites to help it deport people
13yo baby john, freshly god tier and proud owner of a single chest hair, meeting his 23 year old college dropout sweat pants wearing bear self:
oh NO
GUYS, I,,,,
GUYS I JUST REALIZED I”VE MISSED HOMESTUCK
its about time
:33 < howdy nyall
Happy Homestuck Day!
John Egbert Is Going Back To GAME OVER: A Theory
Read this and read into the phrasing very carefully.
John’s instructions are to go back to Game Over and do something that lets him gather all the human kids and take them to the masterpiece - but not the kids living on Earth C (CANDY), the kids from the Game Over timeline (MEAT) - they’re all “completely different people” from what seems like an eternity ago.
More importantly, though:
JOHN EGBERT IS GOING TO RETCON PUNCH SOMEONE, AND IT’S (PROBABLY) NOT VRISKA
Note the conversation. He grimaces as he’s reading the letter. Rose informs her that he must punch someone in the face. This is not a reminiscence on him punching Vriska, and asking Rose “did I do the right thing in punching Vriska”, this is John saying “Rose, do I really have to punch her in the face?”
That in mind, John is going to have to go back and punch someone in the face, and it’s going to be a girl, which narrows down the options significantly. I’m of the opinion that it’s either going to be Grimbark Jade, Crockertier Jane, or Aranea, and I’m pretty split between them equally.
I’ve made a strawpoll because I’m curious as to what you all think. Please vote on it, at your leisure.
https://www.strawpoll.me/17810309
Johns gonna punch aranea in a parallel of when he punched vriska
that’s what i think, too, punch the ring off of her
Stopping aranea would mean terezi, karkat, gamzee, jane and Jake survive. That means jane can resurrect jade, Dave and rose. With everyone not dead, dirk won’t fuck off into oblivion due to depression
HOLY SHIT
JOHN IS STILL AROUND FOR GAME OVER
JOHN CAN RECRUIT HIS PAST SELF FOR THE TEAM OF EIGHT
WE CAN HAVE CANDIED BACON
WE CAN HAVE CANDIED BACON
now it’s just up to hussie to actually DO that, but GOD DO I WISH.
ROSE: You’ll need a group of active players. Those still stuck inside the stream of canonic karma.
JOHN: who?
ROSE: Nothing too extravagant. Just different versions of us.
ROSE: Younger versions, from a particularly dysfunctional impasse in our journey.
me, sticking my head up like one of those seagulls from finding nemo: game over kids? game over kids? the kids from the game over timeline? game over? game over? game over? game ov
Happy 413!
lyricstuck under the cut ;)
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every time i see a post on my dash thats not homestuck im like whats the point. why would you bother being on tumblr today if youre not just going to be fucking stupid about homestuck. whats that like. whats it like to be interested in things that arent homestuck today
Gather ‘round, children, and listen to an old Homestuck tell the story of The Day Andrew Hussie Broke the Internet.
See, back in 2011, when Homestuck was at its peak popularity, mspaintadventures.com was getting over a million hits a day. It outpaced a couple of the top news sites at the time put together–I think one of them was CNN.com, actually, but it’s been almost a decade, I can’t remember which ones specifically. If you see cosplayers having minor PTSD breakdowns about gray facepaint, it’s because we were everywhere at conventions. Homestuck fans roved in packs, meming incomprehensibly on people and generally making a nuisance of ourselves in the most well-meaning manner possible.
Hussie knew that he was about to drop thirteen minutes of footage on millions of rabid fans, in the form of a flash video that messed with the very structure of the website itself. (No, seriously, it was mind-blowing at the time.)
So he partnered with Newgrounds, getting them to host the flash itself, hoping it would keep his own website from shattering into a million pieces.
Now, at the time, Newgrounds was one of the biggest deals on the internet. It’s where every major Flash artist and video maker went to upload their creations. It was a lawless wasteland, but it was also a creative bastion that got TONS of traffic, one that could weather almost any storm the internet could create. Its owners were confident they could handle the traffic.
Boy howdy were they wrong.
Homestuck updated with half a dozen pages every day, so people were used to a constant flow of content, but by the time [S] Cascade was ready to drop, Hussie hadn’t posted any pages in a month and a half. We were all on edge; the MSPA update desktop apps had been sitting there without pinging that whole time, we all knew something Fucking Massive was about to hit us, but none of us were prepared for what actually happened.
The mind-blowing nature of the flash itself is a story for another post, sadly, because we’re here to talk about everything else that happened that fateful night.
The night Hussie broke the internet.
The flash dropped.
Hundreds of thousands of people had their MSPA notification bots pop open, giving quite a few of us heart attacks.
Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people descended upon mspaintadventures.com to view the new flash.
And, within a handful of minutes, Homestuck fans had crashed Newgrounds.
The behemoth. The titan. Newgrounds had fallen before the collective might of a million stir-crazy webcomic fans. Fortunately, however, several people had loaded the whole of Cascade on their computers, and decided to host a livestreaming party so other fans could see it!
And promptly took down livestream.com.
Hussie himself uploaded the animation to megaupload.com.
Megaupload was crushed under its weight.
Some of the more enterprising fans decided to record Cascade as a video and upload it to Dropbox.
Dropbox shattered under the blow.
I think this cascaded to a couple other websites, but the one most relevant to you, o Tumblr user, is that the Homestuck fanbase had a huge presence on this very website–still does, honestly–and the sheer number of people talking about the Cascade SNAFU crashed Tumblr a couple times.
This was unprecedented. This wasn’t a DDoS attack, this wasn’t a virus, this wasn’t any kind of malicious assault on the hubs of the Internet. This was just one single excited fanbase desperate to consume a piece of media that they’d been building up to for two and a half years of constant drip-feeding. This wasn’t malice, this wasn’t trolling, this wasn’t an attack.
This was the day Homestuck broke the internet under the weight of its fandom’s love.
I think that’s kind of beautiful, honestly.
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fuck you
Me on Ellen
Ellen: So I heard you like Homestuck.
Me: haha yeah
*a meteor begins to head our way, a kernelsprite appears as Ellen launches herself into it, my friends are beginning to bug me to start playing sburb*