Remedy

27 female, Canada. Bibliophile. Ravenclaw. I post video games, tattoos, book related stuff and sexy women (not necessarily in that order). Recently posting a lot of fandom stuff. Oh and the occasional rant from my mentally unstable mind. NSFW

[latadelixo]

[huntingfishinglovingeveryday-de]

I have questions

[unclebeanbag]

To get to the other side

[sixpenceee]

Garbage men taking a break

Source                         

[nemophilistwithin]

Wholesome

[nocctem]

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

[strugglingqueer]

*starts song over because I just didn’t time it correctly with my daydream*

[iramufsperb]

*starts song over because someone decided to be a dick and disturbed my daydream*

[justiceleague]

Superman: Red Son (2020), dir. Sam Liu

[stuckscheize]

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[thatradicalnotion]

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

[cobaltflame]

This really says a LOT

[bunney]

simpsons is so next level

[lizardxlizard]

Stuff that always gets me

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[sixpenceee]

“My mom and I finished a 40,000 piece jigsaw puzzle!”           

Source             

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Fun!?

“You think you’re here to have fun!? You’re here to spend money on dice and suffer.”

Our DM, @augustustavern

[odetolove06]

Just made some edits in my free time. :) I love Colin’s season 7 look way too much. ❤️

Feel free to use them if you like. (Kindly do not repost.)

[everythingfox]

Flower Foxe 🌸

Juniper the Fox

[everythingfox]

A ball of fox

Photo by Gergely Lukáč

[memewhore]

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

[coolgirl]

Cartoons having gay characters isn't for the consumption of like. 27 y/os who have the resources to look up alternative media y/k.. like there's gay kids who need to see the bubbline kiss, who need to read the korrasami comics, who need age appropriate characters to look up to and who are normalized and shown the same respect as straight characters and like.. Disney doing this blink and miss it shit completely goes over the point on why there's need to be more representation? And them patting themselves in the back for having representation when like.. kids don't see themselves represented is what makes this whole thing so vile..

[jabberwockypie]

me, originally: if you’re paying attention, there are enough contextual hints thrown in to keep track of the witcher timelines without extra indicators. it’s fine.

the official timeline: jaskier and geralt had known each other for 22 years by the dragon episode.

me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.

[shmoopie313]

I love that the show creator’s response to this was basically “Oh yeah. We forgot Jaskier isn’t immortal like the other main characters and probably should have aged him. Oops.”  

[absentlyabbie]

i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too

[emmavakarian-theirin]

finding out jaskier is 18 in episode 2:

okay sure i can play along with that

finding out he’s 41 in episode 6:

[azzandra]

I thought Yen was just being catty about his crow’s feet, are you telling me they actually knew each other for decades??

[stele3]

I’m firmly of the opinion that Jaskier is immortal by now. You can’t spend 22 years chasing around a Witcher and not catch a case of immortality—it’s like background radiation to all the dead wraiths, sorcereresses, and vampires he’s seen.

I envision Geralt and/or Yennefer saying, “oh yeah, he’s a normal human, what do they usually live…150 years? 300?” And Jaskier, who’s secretly been a vampire for the last 50 years of their acquaintance, is like, “Yes That Is A Normal Human Lifespan.”

[aoida-blue]

Yes to all of this but I also still love the idea that Jaskier doesn’t fully know he is immortal for like maybe twenty years. But one day, someone makes a comment in a village about being ‘young and twenty again’ referring to him, it finally clicks. Like holy hell he isn’t ageing. Like. what does this mean?? IS THIS SOMETHING GERALT DID? HOW DOES JASKIER FEEL ABOUT THIS???

So next time he sees Geralt, Jaskier just like lays HEAVILY on the hints that yeah, he gets complimented on his youthful visage all the time, and wow I really am looking so good for my age, its almost suspicious wouldn’t you say Geralt, and then when thats not working just a straight hey Geralt, I think I’m immortal now. Did you do this??

And Geralt. Just. Straight up doesn’t understand. Like to him, Jaskier looks the same? So what? Humans are weird and age differently, Geralt isn’t an expert, he doesn’t hang around a human to watch them age and die. 

When he asks Yen, she just shrugs and straight up Doesn’t Care, which has a double bonus of making Jaskier even more frustrated with her. 

So Geralt and Yen just sort of brush off Jaskier’s arguments including no grey hair guys- not one and his dad went full silver at age thirty three did you know. And its their sort of causal acceptance that gradually just makes Jaskier start to think that hey, maybe he has been just very lucky with aging, and really Geralt has been around long enough to surely notice another immortal. And Jasker just sort of accepts that he isn’t immortal, despite the fact he Really Obviously Is You Dumbasses. And its just never mentioned again.

[somanyofthekids]