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Blog crafted from a sampling of batfam, a dash of stars, two tbsp of thor flavoured marvel and cooked under a random generator until crispy. Serve with scattered writing. Bon Appetit.

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[debelice]

Whale Shark Gliding Through Bioluminiscent Algae _ Mike Nulty

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

SPACE SHARK

[nebulations]

[ID: A silent black and white video showing a whale shark swimming through black water studded with small dots of white, or bioluminescent algae. Combined with the white spots along the whale shark's entire back, the video gives the strong impression that the shark is a being swimming through space. End ID]

[lotr-shitposts]

[pati79]

OMG

[silver-tongues-blog]

i lost it at jondor

[morrighen]

@dyslexicorn

[cassandracaine]

Jason Todd in Batman: Wayne Family Adventures Episode 22

[tintin-official]

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

[delphinidin4]

[a-game-is-the-foot]

[crystal-leopards]

these are still the most hilarious

[itsoofluffy]

Little beaver taking a little sip

[owlbuddy]

[ID: A baby beaver drinking from a small stream of water. /end ID]

[ampervadasz]

[pocketgameboy]

This transition is straight out of a horror movie

[an-odd-idea]

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

[fulviavincit]

sorry but this is absolutely sending me

[thatsbelievable]

Friday Funnies!

[catchymemes]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

why you should watch lindsay ellis’s “into the omegaverse: how a fanfic trope landed in federal court”: 

she has to explain a/b/o to her audience 

she managed to get TWELVE other youtubers to voice act for reenactments, including hbomberguy, jenny nicholson, todd in the shadows, sarah z, princess weekes, and an entire legality segment with legaleagle 

every time she has to explain knotting she just blows up a balloon that, unfortunately, has sonic the hedgehog on it,

she says the word “superwholock” about four and a half minutes in 

absolutely insane amounts of legal fights over het a/b/o including perjury

within the first 24 hours after upload lindsay was already sued for it 

[40ouncesandamule]

I watched this video and now am a worse person because of it.

I highly suggest that you watch it too

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

UPDATE: THERE IS A FOLLOWUP VIDEO AND I’M LOSING MY MIND

the author of the offending book is attacking lindsay and it’s a war now 

she tried to dmca takedown lindsay’s video 

youtube got the takedown notice and actually said no 

patreon offered to pay lindsay’s legal fees should anything happen

jenny nicholson reprises her oscar-worthy role as the villain 

“I FEEL LINSAY ELLIS IS A MENACE, A THREAT TO MY CHILD, AND IS MONETIZING DEFAMATION FOR PERSONAL FINANCIAL GAIN”

a shitton of other authors get dragged into this

AO3 GETS DRAGGED INTO THIS 

lindsay is called a “patreon personality” 

she awoos 

lindsay wears a wolf hat for almost all of the video 

which just reminds you that this is all about wolf erotica 

[sweetums0kitty]

We stan

[curiosity-killed]

who am i to you, lan wangji?

[catchymemes]

Opening up a pineapple

[simonalkenmayer]

Wait a moment…

Why do I have the feeling no one knew this before? Is this revelatory? Damn. I could have enlightened all of you. Ah well, these gents did a fabulous job.

I discovered this method through trial and error, while stealing pineapples in London. You have no idea how baffling they were to me the first time I saw one, but I knew there was delicious fruit inside, because by god, I could smell it.

[the-hug-department]

I mean… If you didn’t have a knife or tool…

Like, this is how the first people got pineapples open

[stygianturtle]

I don’t even like pineapple but if people need to know

[skyroller]

no we’re not letting this circulate without comment on the fucking vampire RP guy saying he discovered this on his own stealing pineapples from victorian london. sorry

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Another example of how statistics are the Devil, and one must always be vigilant as to whether a claim of averages is referring to mean, median, or mode.

[anthonybridgertonn]

Keira Knightley photographed by Arthur Elgort for Vogue (June 2007)

[magicmooshka]

Happy Hobbit Day!