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instagram j.b. masterlist
summary: follow joe and evie as they go through his football career.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.
jb instagram
summary: follow joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career.
series masterlist.
evie
liked by joeyb_9 and others
evie: and she sprung.. 🌸🌷💐
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user: i love when you post
> evie: 💗💗💗
millyg: MY SHAYLAAAA
> evie: bitch i miss u
user: are you going to be sharing much of your pregnancy? i’m so happy for you guys!
> user: she shares everything to get clout
> evie: we are just enjoying the moment for now.. but thank you for the love. 🤍
user: HELLO this is perf
user: aka the best season
> evie: fall/spring over winter/summer
joeyb_9: same time next week?
> evie: you bet!
user: i miss your beautiful face
joeyb_9 and bodyarmor
liked by evie and others
bodyarmor: Every choice is a commitment to better @joeyb_9 #ChooseBetter
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user: his gf is so lucky
> user: i’m his girlfriend
> user: dude has a whole WIFE 💀
> user: you didn’t have to kill the vibe 🤣
> evie: hi, the whole wife here. i am extremely lucky. 😍
user: this saved the day
user: prettiest boy ever
> evie: i say this atleast 100 times a day.
evie: suddenly i’m parched..
user: HOT HOT HOT
user: whatever you say jb
evie
liked by joeyb_9 and others
evie: the answers to your questions are: yes it is hot, yes i hiked this at 6 months pregnant, and yes jb had to practically carry me back down.
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user: what a brave woman
joeyb_9: damn worth it for the view
> evie: awe thanks for the compliment.
user: six months preggo is insane work
user: did jb really HAVE to carry you down or were you just feeling lazy?
> evie: both?
lahjay10_: never change
> evie: wouldn’t frickin dream of it.
user: i wanna be like ev when i grow up
user: this is so aesthetically pleasing
millyg: i worry for your sanity..
> evie: everything is in tact.
evie
liked by millyg and others
evie: wedding or funeral? take your pick.
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user: looking so chic
user: you are the cutest look at that bump!!!
> evie: 💗💗💗
user: def sam’s wedding
user: this is the first bump pic we’ve gotten and now it all feels a little too real
> user: tell me about it. i still can’t believe she’s pregnant. my life is over.
> evie: everyone’s entitled to a few stupid comments, you really abused that privilege.
> user: eat her up ev
> evie: i’m allergic to ignorance, it causes me to breakout in sarcasm.
joeyb_9: pretty mama. 😍
> user: NOT THE SWITCH FROM PRETTY GIRL TO PRETTY MAMA! 😭😭😭
> evie: idc as long as im pretty.
user: i hate it here
millyg: ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? 🤩🤩
> evie: am i the type to kidd???
> lahjay10_: there isn’t one damn serious bone in your body watchu talking about?
joeyb_9
liked by evie and others
joeyb_9: Wine and sprite guy
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user: what a coincidence i love wine.. and sprite.
user: if you ever feeling like upgrading, you know where to find me!
> evie: in the psych ward? that’s the only explanation for this comment.
> lahjay10_: no chill. you have absolutely no chill.
> evie: i have all the chill for people who are kind and respectful.
> user: what did you think was going to happen when you married a popular nfl player?
> evie: i thought i was going to have fun in his comments. and damn.. look at me now. *kiss kiss*
> millyg: gtfo ev
> joeyb_9: can’t even blame it on wine. i love you ev. 🤣
user: ur handsome
user: get him a sponsorship @sprite.
evie: marry me rn
> joeyb_9: been there done that. 😎
user: jealous of ev getting to have you as her forever wedding date
> evie: it’s always a damn good time with jb. freaking love it.
user: suddenly i really love wine and sprite.
ev stories
yall i am so late with this one.. 🤣
send more requests.. i’d love to work on something different.
instagram j.b.
summary: follow joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career.
series masterlist.
evie
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evie: happy luv day joey boy. 🤍
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user: this post is going to be my entire personality.
joeyb_9: happy luv day pretty girl.
> user: PRETTY GIRL 😭 gets me everytime
user: the first pic.. the quote.. i cry 😭
user: the way i want to throw up rn
user: you guys were made for each other i fear.
millyg: happy vday to my babies
user: i forgot to unfollow and now im seeing valentines posts. im sick.
a request for the instagram masterlist!!! I think it would be super cute to see them having kids and posting pregnancy announcements. But I totally understand if you don’t think that’s for this certain series.
👀
opened ig today and guys… you just can’t make this shit up. 🤣💀
instagram j.b.
summary: follow joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career.
series masterlist.
evie
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evie: you’re all caught up..
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user: obsessed with every bit of this
user: it’s time for my annual offseason unfollow..
> evie: see ya in september!
joeyb_9: traveling with you is probably my favorite thing ever
> evie: you hear that @lahjay10_? be jealous.
> lahjay10_: @joeyb_9 we got a long off season coming up, just remember that.
> user: are we getting off season joemarr content???
user: that soup meal looks sooo good
> evie: there are few things jb can cook but a grilled cheese is damn sure one of them. 🤤
user: i can’t believe you were in austin!
I fear I have been looking at this picture for far too long. This is CRIMINAL!!!!!
instagram j.b.
Should I do a little Joe and Ev in Australia and at the pro bowl???? Let me know what kind of stuff you’d like to see them get up to. I always say I’m going to take a break from them and work on other request (i’m going to i promise!) but that series has my heart. I’m not ready to say goodbye to them yet.
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evie
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evie: peaked at 0°
@alo @millyg
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user: winter cutie
> evie: ⛄️
lahjay10_: you know how to ride those things???
> evie: don’t be projecting your insecurities…
> lahjay10_: imma take that as a hell nah 🤣💀
user: wow looks cold
> evie: very observant of you. it was indeed cold.
alo: 🩵🩵🩵🩵
joeyb_9: snow princess. ❄️
joeyb_9: come home soon.
joeyb_9: and never leave me again.
> evie: i have a velcro hubby.
user: not joey missing his mommy 😉
> evie: PLEASE! I cannot do this. 😭
millyg: maybe getting drunk and skiing down a mountain was not our brightest idea. who’s going to tell joey that you sprained your ankle.
> evie: you apparently..
> evie: jb im okay i swear. its not that serious baby.
instagram j.b.
summary: follow along with joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career.
*face claim yasmin quintana*
series masterlist
evie
liked by joeyb_9, millyg, and others
evie: attached: 3 images
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user: i live vicariously through your posts.
> evie: come help me eat these cookies
user: peep the cincy shirt
> evie: 👀
joeyb_9: you didn’t save me any of those cookies? sus. 🤨
> evie: bro you don’t even eat that stuff in season?
> lahjay10_: nah but i do where mine at?
> evie: i’m feeling a little bit attacked. 🫣
> joeyb_9: good. next time you’ll share the cookies.
> user: not the fam fighting over cookies in the comments. 💀
> lahjay10_: we don’t play about the cookies.
could you do something where joe is dating a pop star and they maybe soft launch their relationship?
POV: the queen of pop falls for the qb
instagram j.b.
summary: follow along with joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career.
*face claim yasmin quintana*
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evie
liked by joeyb_9, millyg, and 982,028 others
evie: things i do, fits i wear, pics i take. oh.. and a little bday cake.
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user: not the body armor bottle.. 😳
> evie: i do not know that man.
user: happy birthday ev! you are such a bright light.
> evie: 😭💗
millyg: happy birthday my sweet baby angel evangeline. 🤍
> evie: ugh. i miss you mills.
joeyb_9: gotta stay hydrated
> evie: there is only one thing that will quench my thirst.. and it ain’t the drink. 😉
> lahjay10_: not again. get off the internet.
> user: not it being ev getting spicy in the comments this time.
> user: she’s been waiting for this moment.
instagram j.b.
summary: follow along with joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career
*face claim is yasmin quintana*
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evie
liked by joeyb_9, millyg, and 809,295 others
evie: i love you, don’t act so surprised.
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user: you’re the cutest
millyg: beautiful beautiful bestie
> evie: miss you so much mills 🥺
user: you deserve the best, we love you too.
joeyb_9: no surprise here.
> evie: big head
> lahjay10_: brother is full of himself
> user: yall have a situation on your hands
user: a post without joe? that’s the only reason i follow you.
> evie: jb content coming soon.. if you’re lucky.
i’m still recovering from sunday’s loss.. but i thought id share a couple photos i took while in cincy this past weekend.
instagram j.b.
Summary: follow along with joe and his wife evie as they go through his football career.
*face claim is yasmin quintana*
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joeyb_9
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joeyb_9: my first dump
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sam_hubbard_: excellent
charmin: First dump huh, we got you covered. 🤝
> evie: ohhh. this is crazyyyy! 🤣
user: I LOVE THIS POST
evie: big dumps only. make sure you wash your hands after.
> joeyb_9: if there’s one thing i’m good at it’s post dump hygiene.
user: the arms?????
user: chess king
Paper Rings. || Joe Burrow
*The moon is high like your friends were the night that we first met. Went home and tried to stalk you on the internet.*
When Ja’marr Invited me to the Super Bowl after party I was not expecting the level of commitment they had given to celebrating. I don’t think there is a single person in this room other than me that’s sober. I’ve been hiding away in this corner hoping that J will have forgotten I’m here, and for a while it works. Once he spots me I have no way out. He’s coming over with a goofy grin on his face followed by what looks to be his buddy Joe. In all the years that Ja’marr and I have been friends I haven’t actually met Joe. Until tonight I guess.
could you do something with joe based on obsessed by olivia rodrigo?
obsessed. || joe burrow
(this is my first time doing something that’s writing instead of social media, and it’s longer than expected. i hope you enjoy.)
*if i told you how much i think about her, you’d think i was in love. *
I’m not typically an insecure person by any means, but when it comes to her I can’t help myself. When Joe and I first started dating everyone online made sure I knew that they wanted it to be her. That they were rooting for the downfall of our relationship because they believed he was meant to be with someone else. It took a huge toll on my mental health in the beginning. And as much as I like to pretend I don’t think about it, it’s never gone away. I compare myself to her at every turn, think about her often, curious if he thinks about her also..
*i’m so obsessed with your ex, i know she’s been asleep on my side of your bed.*
Joe and I had been dating for a while and he finally asked me to move in. I was ecstatic, spending every single day with the person I love sounded like a dream. No one could take the smile off my face, except her. Joe had told me to use the bedside table for some of my things, he told me to make myself at home because that’s what this place is now. I opened the drawer and found a peppermint chapstick and some lightly salted almonds.
“Hey babe?” I say loud enough for Joe to hear me from the ensuite bathroom.
“What’s up?” He pokes his head out of the door, toothbrush dangling out of his mouth.
“I was just wondering what I should do with these? I’m assuming they don’t belong to you..” I mumble, I didn’t even have to listen to his answer, I knew who’s they were.
“Uh.” Joe is frozen speechless for a moment before recovering, “Yeah, babe just toss them in the trash.”
He turns back to the sink to finish his nighttime routine and I sit there lost in my thoughts. I don’t want to think about her, I don’t want to think about the love he had before me because it’s over for a reason. But knowing that she has slept on this side of the bed that we now share is doing something detrimental to my brain. When Joe steps out of the bathroom it doesn’t take him long to notice the look on my face and the items still lingering in my hands. He walks over and gently opens my fingers to take them and toss them in the trash. When he comes back he tilts up my chin to look me in the eyes..
“I’m sorry, I should’ve checked everything before you got here. You didn’t need to see that.”
“No, it’s fine. I just wasn’t really expecting that I guess.”
“It’s in the past, I don’t care about that anymore. I always hated when she was crunching on almonds at bedtime anyway.”
We both laugh as he places a gentle kiss on my forehead.
*I’m starin’ at her like I wanna get hurt. And I remember every detail you have ever told me.*
She wasn’t supposed to be here. Joe promised me that she hadn’t RSVP’d and she wasn’t on the guest list, but here she is. Sitting across from me in all her glory, She is laughing with people I’ve never met and I’m reminded that I’m new here. I’m reminded that they had a whole life together before I came along, a life that included most everyone here. I’ve convinced myself people are staring. Do they want me gone just like everyone else? Do they think Joe would be better off getting back together with her? He told me once that they always had fun at weddings, he said things were good between them when everyone else was around. He said she smiled more and didn’t pay as much attention to the small things when there was so much going on around them. That she was always daydreaming about what they’d have one day and the tension would dissipate for a few hours. I wonder if she’s wishing she was here with him. She looks up and a huge smile spreads across her face, for a moment I think she’s smiling at me, then I realize that Joe is coming up behind me. For some reason that makes me sick to my stomach, that she’s smiling at him like that. He gives her a small wave before turning his attention to me.
“Would you dance with me? Please?” He adds at the end with his puppy dog eyes. I can’t say no. He takes me by the hand and leads me out onto the floor. “Have I told you how beautiful you look in this dress?” He whispers as he pulls me close.
“A few times. But I’m not tired of hearing it.” I laugh
“Well you do, I’ve barely been able to take my eyes off you. Everyone loves you, they’re stoked that you decided to come.” That Insecure part of me pokes it’s head out again. Do you mean it? I want to ask but that’s not what comes out.
“Are you just saying that so I don’t freak out later?”
“No. I’m saying it because it’s true.” I give him a pointed look, “And so that you don’t leave and over analyze everything you’ve done tonight.” He laughs, leaning in giving me a gentle kiss. Out of the corner of my eye I see her looking over at us and I feel like smiling because I realize.. he hasn’t looked away from me once.
*She’s got those lips, she’s got those hips the life of every fuckin’ party. She’s talented, she’s good with kids she even speaks kindly about me.*
Torture. That’s what this feels like. It’s Sam’s birthday today and he’s having a huge get together. She’s here, dancing with some of the other WAGs. Joe always said she was the life of the party, I wish I could hate her. I’m still trying to recover from the sickening feeling of watching Joe’s nephews run into her arms as they walked in when Jess approaches me.
“You’ve been staring.” She simply states.
“I know. I can’t help it.” I huff out a sigh, finally taking my eyes off the shiny bright light prancing around in the middle of the room.
“Maybe you should speak to her, she’s really great.” Bile rises in my throat at the thought of that encounter.
“That’s the problem.”
“She thinks you’re wonderful,” She doesn’t know me is what runs through my mind, “She’s glad that you and Joe are together. She wants him to be happy, and anyone can see he’s happy with you.”
“I wish that made me feel better.” I finish the rest of my drink and step out onto the lawn for some fresh air.
*I know you love me, and I know it’s crazy.*
I haven’t said a word since we left the party. Joe keeps looking over at me like I could explode any second, I can see his hand twitching like he wants to reach out and touch me but convinces himself otherwise. After several excruciating minutes he speaks up.
“Tell me what you’re thinking about.” He whispers, his voice gravely from sitting in silence.
“I don’t think you want to know what I’ve been thinking about Joey.”
“I think I already know. I just wish you’d talk to me about it. Instead of keeping it bottled up inside.” At this point we are pulling into the garage but neither of us makes a move to get out of the vehicle.
“Do you think about her? When we go to things like that do you miss her?” My voice is barely above a whisper and I’m holding my breath, I know he loves me. I’ve never doubted that. I think I just need to hear him say that he’s choosing me.
“I don’t.” He sounds so sure of himself, like this is the easiest question in the world, “I think about you. Every second of every day. When I go to things like that I watch you, I get excited when I see you with the people I care about, and when you’re not there, I miss you.” He takes my hand and squeezes it three times.
“They all love her.”
“And I love you. Hey, look at me.” I tilt my chin so that I can see him, “No more of this crazy talk okay? I love you, I want you, and I don’t like the idea of you comparing yourself to anyone else. You’re one of a kind.” I know. I know. I know.
“I think I just needed to hear you say it.” I give a small smile, “I promise.. no more obsessing over your ex.”