Fanfic Requests on Hiatus

Feel free to send me an ask with a prompt, but it will likely be several months before I am able to get to it. Specialties include: IT (2017, 2019), Harry Potter, Six of Crows, and Sherlock. NSFW prompts accepted at my discretion.

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Requests on Hiatus

You can always send me asks with prompts, but as of April 2021, it will be several months before I am able to get to them. I am working as fast as I can, but I’m afraid I have a long list to get to before I will be able to touch anything new. Rest assured, if you already sent in a request I am doing my best. 

What to expect:

Minimum of 300-500 words with the possibility of a longer fic if I am so inspired.

NSFW and longer works uploaded on A03 with links posted here. All other fics will be posted on this blog.

Requirements:

(For example, I haven’t seen enough of Supernatural for it to be one of my specialties, but between the episodes being available on Netflix and the well maintained fan-wiki, I can try to write a fic based on research.)

Specialties:

IT (2017, 2019) <<--I am most excited about this

Good Omens

Six of Crows

Sherlock (ENOLA HOLMES, ACD, BBC)

Le Morte D’Arthur

And others! Feel free to ask :)

Notes:

There are several things that I will not do for the sake of my own comfort and mental health: 

Sexual NSFW involving minors.

Incest.

Pedophilia. 

Gratuitous or graphic noncon.

Prompts involving real people instead of characters. (i.e. Steddie=yes please, Wyatt Oleff/Jack Dylan Grazer=not something I am comfortable with.)

If you’re not sure if it’s okay, you can always shoot me an ask before you send in your prompt. If I am uncomfortable with a prompt or feel I cannot do it justice, I will let you know when it is at the top of my list. 

I will turn them out as quickly as I am able. I have an exhausting job and grad school in addition to whatever might be going on in my personal life, so please understand that it may be a while. You can always message me and (politely) ask about the status of your request.

I generally do requests in the order they arrive in my inbox. I promise, I am not ignoring you.  

I genuinely love doing this. Few things make me happier than writing for others :)

[readinglikechickensoup]

I just wanted to give an update. For anyone who might still be listening. I’m not gone or dead or uninterested in fandom. Just one of those years, ya know? I’ll be writing again and replying to your beautiful messages as soon as I can.

[devouringyourson]

*Wakes up at 3am*: Okay but Good Omens is literally all about transcending loyalties, tradition and expectations. It’s about good and bad, about friendship and love across enemies lines. Human, antichrist, angel or demon they’re all united in loving something or someone they shouldn’t ITS LITERALLY ALL ABOUT transcendental love and honestly how are people suprised the queers love it I mean Neil and Terry basically said love wins for 109,185 words

[neil-gaiman]

I read this and blinked. It hadn’t occurred to me that people might have read the book and not noticed this. But it’s reassuring to see it put so straightforwardly.

[muchymozzarella]

Tumblr post: GOOD OMENS IS FOR EVERYONE BUT MOST OF ALL IT’S FOR THE QUEERS

Neil Gaiman, Britishly: indeed

[thelazyeye]

I like polyships, but I will never ever be able to get into Losers ot7 (or even most Bev ships) because my brain will always be reminded of that godforsaken underage orgy scene in the book. It's not fair or rational, but eeeugh even thinking of ot7 makes "I was their first love" pop in my head and I wanna die. Goddamn you, Stephen King whyyyyy 😫

God anon that is so fucking valid. Stephen King himself does acknowledge in a kind of ass backwards way that that scene is a little bit fucked up but that still doesn’t really justify it. You’re allowed to not like OT7. You’re just not allowed to police other people when they ship it. 

The issue I have with what’s happening right now isn’t OT7 or people not getting behind it. Ship what you want, people. I’m not here demanding everyone ship OT7. What I take a major issue with is the way the conversation is being held. There are quite a few people who claim OT7 is 100% homophobic because of Eddie’s gay coding. There is this insistence that Eddie cannot be in a poly relationship because he is gay. I will lead my following statement with this: I fully support Eddie’s gay coding. I believe Eddie K is 100% a gay man. That does not mean he cannot be involved in a poly relationship. Poly isn’t inherently homophobic or sexual or cheating. And this entire conversation is way too nuanced to say “thats homophobic” and end it at that. Poly is complicated and completely specific to the people in the relationship. You can have a gay man in a poly relationship that includes a woman because - wait for it - there is no one right way to be gay. You can be gay until the cows come home, date a woman for a year, and then still label yourself as gay and THAT’S OKAY. I believe that the Losers share a bond that goes bone deep. The losers have a got damn otherworldly connection - its not unreal for Eddie to end up in some kind of relationship with Bev. I think the nature of their friendships would eventually break out into a poly relationship given the right conditions. Eddie and Bev have a bond. This bond does not need to be sexual. Sex is not the be all end all of relationships. Hell, it doesn’t even need to be romantic. It can be an intense platonic bond. They don’t have to kiss (not to mention kissing is not always sexual or romantic. Kissing in many cultures can be showing respect or affection) and they sure as hell don’t have to fuck to be in a poly relationship. This conversation gate-keeps not only poly relationships (it doesn’t let people decide the rules and standards for their couples) but it gate-keeps LGBT experiences in general. 

I’ve also seen the phrase “gold star” thrown around which pisses me off to no end. The gold star rhetoric is extremely damaging. It implies everyone should know their sexuality from the get go and that sexuality is not fluid - which hey it totally is. There is no universal LGBT experience because everyone experiences attraction differently. Eddie cannonly marries Myra and (I might be super wrong here someone correct me with sources if I am) I’m pretty sure the book alludes to him having slept with her at some point early in their relationship. Also, it’s never explicitly said Eddie is gay. Yes, it is heavily, heavily implied and I fully believe he is but it isn’t true cannon and that leaves a lot (about 27 years worth) of things left to be filled in by the reader. Sexuality is fluid. PLUS gold star concepts immediately invalidate the experiences of bisexuals, any one who has ever had an experience outside of their present sexual orientation, and sexual assault survivors. 

This kind of your homophobic if you enjoy this one thing is outright harmful to the community. You don’t have to enjoy OT7. If Eddie/Bev in any capacity OT7 makes you uncomfortable THATS OKAYI You don’t have to ship it! But you sure as hell can’t police how people relate to this scenario by labeling them as homophobic just to shut them down. Everyone is entitled to their feelings. its what you DO with them that matters. Silencing others and gatekeeping relationships and identities in the community is not the way to go about it. You cannot gate-keep a character, a sexuality, and a relationship type without being harmful to the greater LGBT community. Also, please remember this is a fucking book. It’s fiction.

[anxiousbich]

I also just want to mention the fact that the “gold star” rhetoric insinuates that having sex with someone of the opposite sex makes you somehow dirty or damaged (especially for women) and it’s fucking horrible and you should be ashamed if you support that shit.

[poly-losers-club]

[galactic-dragoness]

[loszeged]

[neko-mancy]

[bugmoment]

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

[readinglikechickensoup]

Touch Me (I Want to be Dirty) Chapter 9 has arrived!! Finally!!!

Stan (The Past: Stan’s Story)

Chapter Specific TW: Suicidal ideation; self-harm ideation; light self-harm; extreme devaluation of self-worth; horrible bosses; exhaustion; disordered eating; OCD

To be clear, this does not depict a suicide attempt. It does, however, depict suicidal thought patterns, the lead up to an attempt, as well as minor self-harm. (i.e. pinching, punching, etc.)

This chapter took me a year to write. I did my best to make it as non-triggering as possible, but these things are what they are. Don’t worry if you need to skip this one. I will touch upon any important points in the next chapter.

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26786320/chapters/90095977

[proudloserr]

People really saying "it's a crime that Richie didn't call Eddie Eds/Eddie spaghetti in the movies" when the real crime is the lack of Stan/Eddie and Bill/Eddie interactions in the movies.

Like?? Let Eddie interact with his other boyfriends too and not just Richie tf

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

It’s always ‘Ben wears cowboy boots’ and never ‘Ben has one of those really subtle southern accents that’s always kind of there but honestly only comes out when he’s super excited or upset and the Losers think it’s super cute so they try to rile him up a lot to get to hear it’ or ‘Ben says Y’all and gets bullied relentlessly by his friends for it’

[vvanini]

I just think they’re neat

[readinglikechickensoup]

I’m sorry for being MIA the last few months. Among other things, I’ve been sick. I finally saw a specialist and got medicine that’s helping. Fingers crossed that I can get back to uploading and fulfilling requests at a reasonable frequency. 

[readinglikechickensoup]

Touch Me (I Want to be Dirty)

Chapter 8 is here! Finally!

I’m so sorry for the gap. I’ve been sick, among other things. 

Chapter Five: Stan (The Present: Part Five) Chapter Specific TWs: touch aversion, implied suicidal thoughts, delusions, OCD AO3 Link

See below the cut for more information on this story.

Title: Touch Me (I want to be Dirty) Pairing: Poly Losers, Steddie-Centric (everyone will get lots of attention) Summary:  Eddie Kaspbrak thought he moved on from his mother’s abuse, but when she died his trauma unexpectedly resurfaced. His fear of germs, sickness, and contamination came back with a vengeance. Unable to process his emotions and unwilling to go to therapy, Eddie struggles to let his lovers touch him, especially Richie. Stan vows to help Eddie overcome his trauma and reclaim his intimacy with the Losers. Rating: Explicit Tags (so far): Hurt/Comfort, Eddie Kaspbrak Has OCD, Eddie Kaspbrak Has Issues, Stanley Uris Has OCD, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse, Sonia Kaspbrak’s A+ Parenting, Abusive Sonia Kaspbrak, Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, Working Through Problems, BDSM, Adult Losers Club (IT)Aged-Up Losers Club (IT)References to Illness, Non Graphic Vomiting, Vomiting, Brainwashing, Stomach Ache, Sickness, Donald Uris is a dick, Andrea Uris is great, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Nudity, Explicit Language, Blasphemy, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Self-Medication, Bathing/Washing, InsecurityTouch Aversion, Intrusive Thoughts, Sexual Content, Sexual Tension, Mental Health Issues,   Panic Attack, Extreme Dissociation, Germaphobia, Sickness, Colds & Flu, Touch Aversion, OCD, Swearing, Dubiously Consented Squish Link on AO3

[vvanini]

They were supposed to be cloud gazing but Richie is too busy melting in Bill’s arms

[readinglikechickensoup]

Hiii! if you don't mind i'd love to see your poly losers with patty

Hi there! I apologize for the wait. Thank you for your patience :) 

I struggled for a while with how to add Patty to my poly losers. I like Patty, but it’s a little harder for me to conceptualize how she would fit into the dynamic, given we only get one chapter of her in the book and one scene with her in the movie, and then only with grown up Stan, who we don’t get to know very well either. 

Generally speaking, my poly losers have always been together, and make it romantic somewhere around college. I wanted to find a way to integrate Patty that not only allowed me to develop her character, but also put her at an even playing field with all the losers. 

So...Patty Blum and the Seven Losers was born. It is loosely based on Snow White. Here’s the synopsis:  

 After she is spared a grim fate, Patty Blum must escape the wilds of Derry. Exhausted and injured, she comes upon a cabin in the woods. No one is home, but there are seven cups on the table and seven pillows on the enormous bed. When the owners find Patty, will they save her or abandon her to certain death?

Please mind the tags--I am leaning a lot more into the horror and fantasy elements than I typically do in fanfiction. Very dark things happen and will happen. Don’t worry, though, there will be lots of loving stuff as well. 

I completely understand if this isn’t what you wanted. Feel free to shoot me another, more specific ask and I will try again (though I will keep this fic going. I like it so far). Please be advised that I have a long list of requests, so I will be unlikely to get to the new request for a long time. 

AO3 Link

[loserbabybitch]

more fwb losers stuff

featuring kay mccall because one of y'all mentioned her in the tags and youre right she should be included

kay mccall finds out because bev says something in passing and she says "bitch im your best friend and youre just now telling me??" and she gets invited to a sleep over and the girls all go off together to like slowly incorporate kay into the group.

patty, bev, and audra making sure kay feels included at every party until she feels comfortable with all the guys too

kay bonding with eddie and bev because theyre all divorced

the first loser stan slept with was richie

you cant tell me i'm wrong.

bill and mike's firsts were each other.

the whole thing was eddie's idea. he confided in bill that he sometimes wants to kiss the other losers but doesnt wanna make anyone uncomfortable

bill asks if him and richie are okay, and of course they are eddie just wants to express his love

and bill shrugs and says "well if audra and richie are okay with it you can kiss me whenever you want."

and it just escalated from there. because richie and audra are okay with it on the condition that richie can also kiss bill.

at a reunion eddie and richie both greet bill with kisses and the other losers are like ???

where's my kiss ???

and patty tells stan its okay before he can even ask. and stan just smiles so big and kisses richie

(richie and stan are best friends fuck you if you disagree)

the first time patty and audra get together they're a lil worried about bill and stan getting upset. but they've gotten close since the losers started their thing.

when bill and stan find out theyre like "you dont have to hide it. we're glad you love each other. also, the losers wll love you and you're invited to love them whenever you want/need"

JUST THE LOSERS DEVELOPING THIS RELATIONSHIP AND THEIR PARTNERS AND KAY BEING INVOLVED

also, kay getting with mike officially and them roadtripping together

[readinglikechickensoup]

Touch Me (I Want to be Dirty) New Chapter!!!!

Chapter Seven: Stan (The Present: Part Four) Chapter Specific TWs: OCD, disordered eating, touch aversion, spider imagery, crying, drinking, swearing, sexual content 

  AO3 Link

See below the cut for more information on this story.

Title: Touch Me (I want to be Dirty) Pairing: Poly Losers, Steddie-Centric (everyone will get lots of attention) Summary:  Eddie Kaspbrak thought he moved on from his mother’s abuse, but when she died his trauma unexpectedly resurfaced. His fear of germs, sickness, and contamination came back with a vengeance. Unable to process his emotions and unwilling to go to therapy, Eddie struggles to let his lovers touch him, especially Richie. Stan vows to help Eddie overcome his trauma and reclaim his intimacy with the Losers. Rating: Explicit Tags (so far): Hurt/Comfort, Eddie Kaspbrak Has OCD, Eddie Kaspbrak Has Issues, Stanley Uris Has OCD, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse, Sonia Kaspbrak’s A+ Parenting, Abusive Sonia Kaspbrak, Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, Working Through Problems, BDSM, Adult Losers Club (IT)Aged-Up Losers Club (IT)References to Illness, Non Graphic Vomiting, Vomiting, Brainwashing, Stomach Ache, Sickness, Donald Uris is a dick, Andrea Uris is great, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Nudity, Explicit Language, Blasphemy, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Self-Medication, Bathing/Washing, InsecurityTouch Aversion, Intrusive Thoughts, Sexual Content, Sexual Tension, Mental Health Issues,   Panic Attack, Extreme Dissociation, Germaphobia, Sickness, Colds & Flu, Touch Aversion, OCD, Swearing, Dubiously Consented Squish Link on AO3

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Update

Hi guys. I’m sorry about the unannounced hiatus; I’ve been going through some stuff. Anyway, for those waiting on an update of Touch Me (I Want to Be Dirty): I have the next chapter drafted. I just need to edit it. I can’t say when exactly that will happen, but it will happen. 

As for those of you who have send me requests and comments: I appreciate you and will get to you as soon as possible. I wish I had a timeline for you, but I’m afraid I’m at the whim of forces stronger than my love of fanfiction and sense of responsibility. 

[readinglikechickensoup]

Touch Me (I Want to be Dirty)

Chapter 6 has arrived!!!!!

Chapter Five: Stan (The Present: Part Three) Chapter Specific TWs: suicide ideation mention; disordered eating; frank discussion about suicide AO3 Link

See below the cut for more information on this story.

Title: Touch Me (I want to be Dirty) Pairing: Poly Losers, Steddie-Centric (everyone will get lots of attention) Summary:  Eddie Kaspbrak thought he moved on from his mother’s abuse, but when she died his trauma unexpectedly resurfaced. His fear of germs, sickness, and contamination came back with a vengeance. Unable to process his emotions and unwilling to go to therapy, Eddie struggles to let his lovers touch him, especially Richie. Stan vows to help Eddie overcome his trauma and reclaim his intimacy with the Losers. Rating: Explicit Tags (so far): Hurt/Comfort, Eddie Kaspbrak Has OCD, Eddie Kaspbrak Has Issues, Stanley Uris Has OCD, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Canonical Child Abuse, Sonia Kaspbrak’s A+ Parenting, Abusive Sonia Kaspbrak, Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, Working Through Problems, BDSM, Adult Losers Club (IT)Aged-Up Losers Club (IT)References to Illness, Non Graphic Vomiting, Vomiting, Brainwashing, Stomach Ache, Sickness, Donald Uris is a dick, Andrea Uris is great, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Nudity, Explicit Language, Blasphemy, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Self-Medication, Bathing/Washing, InsecurityTouch Aversion, Intrusive Thoughts, Sexual Content, Sexual Tension, Mental Health Issues,   Panic Attack, Extreme Dissociation, Germaphobia, Sickness, Colds & Flu, Touch Aversion, OCD, Swearing, Dubiously Consented Squish Link on AO3