subterranean autism

clavain | they/xe | 🦈

[clavainova]

clavain/vane (they/xe)

anarchist communist. acab. abolitionist.

post mostly about animals and books i read

everything's political!

i like horror and surrealism.

normal about sharks. don't worry about it.

france-critical france apologist

tag guide: #sharkposting, #hogposting (includes peccaries!! i will DIE ON THIS HILL #myhill), #clavainposting (original posts), #fr (france/french)

main blog (art): clavainov

side blog (webcomic): bunnycomix

side blog (sleppy): sleppy-the-sneppy

other active accounts: ao3, steam, goodreads, inat

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of marine biology

[contemptible-scoundrel]

action movie lock n load scene but when they throw open the weapons locker it's full of cow tools

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[clavainova]

had to call the surveyor back in to the house we want because it kind of looks like a wooden beam in the ceiling has rotted through and the ceiling will fall in. Scary. seeing some other properties and they all also have fruit trees yay tasty

[clavainova]

went to chck on the forest fire progress and there's like 3 new ones equally spaced in a circle around where i live. L

[clavainova]

charlotte's web (2006) and animal farm (2025) both movies about pigs with Steve buschemi this too can be a theme for a movie night

[memorycycle]

i should invent a bicycle with square wheels that cant move and take it to the tour de france and spend 24 hrs at the starting line trying to pedal it while in full aerodynamic posture and at some point ill tip over and bust the frame to which my highly dedicated and sponsored team quickly brings out another square wheeled bike

[clavainova]

remembering when i used to have a playlist of AMVs where téa duels a penguin (crump, the businessman, who loves penguins and wants to steal her body) and one by one they were taken down until none remained. Saddest thing that ever happened

[clavainova]

watch 2008 racing stripes AMVs with us

[clavainova]

after a few rum and cokes i have convinced my wife to watch racing stripes with me, a real and serious movie, that exists in the real world

[clavainova]

WHOA WHOOPI GOLDBERG IS HERE!!!!!

[clavainova]

after a few rum and cokes i have convinced my wife to watch racing stripes with me, a real and serious movie, that exists in the real world

[koth-harvest-final]

i love close reading and i hate fun

[clavainova]

they put my favourite toxic gilf in the new animal farm movie

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[clavainova]

big forest fire 40km away uh oh