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Poor, unsuspecting Townsville, all snug in your beds. Unaware of the evil that takes place high above your heads. HIM of the POWERPUFF GIRLS. BY JAZZY. FOR ROLEPLAY ONLY.

[clawedevil]

Perfectly manicured claws strike the table rhythmically. Pinky, ring, middle, index. Over and over. They were both at a stalemate. Green vs Red. Good vs Evil. Victim of Fashion vs Trend Setter. The latest Louboutin heels tap impatiently underneath the local coffee shop table.

It was time for their yearly bargaining. A lukewarm truce between HIM and Buttercup. Both of them wanted to enjoy Valentine’s Day with their significant others. Therefore, they needed to bargain. How much was their days worth to each other?

“Two weeks, no crime. No schemes. You don’t bother me, I won’t bother you.” They hated to give in the Buttercup but they could swallow a bit of their pride for a nice valentine’s day ate with Mojo.

@rebelpuff

[clawedevil]

ooc post :3c

non-binary lobster and bisexual monkey. this is the future the liberals want.

[clawedevil]

can i drop something cursed?

mpreg in the ppg universe is more common than you think

[milch3442]

best friends💅

Never thought about this ship before, thanks to this dude!! @shrimpyfellow

[nerditudes]

I do it ALL because I'm EVIL And I do it all for FREE Your TEARS are all the PAY I'll ever NEED

HIM || Powerpuff Girls || 21+ || featured on nerditudes multimuse read RULES before interacting

[clawedevil]

clawjob?

consider this: lobjob

[nerditudes]

blows kisses at @clawedevil

[clawedevil]

flutters lashes. helloooo beautiful~

[clawedevil]

if him gave your muse a handjob would you call it a himjob or lobster claw?

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if him gave your muse a handjob would you call it a himjob or lobster claw?

[clawedevil]

update: i’m planning to return soon. i’m in the process of buying a new computer. (recommendations would be great). also, i very much still ship HIM Mojo. so much that i made a playlist.

[clawedevil]

logs on to insult buttercup, logs back off with a job well done.

[heraxic]

youtube recommended me a compilation of this thing and i just had to draw it

HIM in my style i guess

[clawedevil]

@blackstardiopside asked: " don't be so hard on yourself . "

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT WISHY WASHY PEP TALK I HAVE CUSTOMER'S WAITING! EITHER GET BEHIND THE STOVE AND HELP ME WITH THESE PANCAKE ORDERS OR STOP TALKING." Were they stressed? Yes. Did that give HIM the excuse to yell? No but they were going to do it anyway. That buy 1 get two free pancake deal was not supposed to be this popular. Everyone knows these promotions are supposed to pull in suckers.

[ovur]

I love being hateful I love being a bitch I love being overly critical I love complaining

[rebelpuff-a]

today on jackee suffers for your entertainment does a thing: a ppg fancast. part 1 of ? 

[leememes]

ASSORTED LYRICAL SENTENCE STARTERS .

" oh , you clever little thing . " " what a precious basket case . " " you're no good . " " you could kill me and you should . " " you've done nothing to get out of this pattern of pain . " " i know wrong , i know right , but i just love to pick a fight . " " let's see how fast you can run . " " i was hit as a kid . " " i was good but then i quit . " " everyone that tried to fix me knows that i can't change a bit . " " don't be so hard on yourself . " " everything stays , but it still changes . " " i wanna spend some time with you . " " such an uncivil tongue . " " what a shame if you misspeak , now . " " if i were you , then i'd stop talking . " " you're beautiful , and evil too . sinister and vile . " " for you , i'd die , or kill myself . whichever makes you smile . " " you've got the devil on your shoulder . " " you'd better shut your mouth just like i told you . " " nothing you can do will keep the bad things away from me . " " why don't we kiss goodnight ? " " i've never known someone like you . " " i'm tangled in love , stuck by you . " " don't forget to kiss me . " " don't forget to kiss me , or else you'll have to miss me . " " i never thought i'd find you , but you're here , and so i love you . " " i told my mother what you did , like a kid . " " i already told you , i just want a dance . " " could you see me standing here with my outstretched hand ? " " please forgive me for thinking it's a fleeting romance . " " need some reassurance , not a silly romance . " " guess i'm used to being disappointed . " " i'm falling too fast . " " if you want it , come and get it . " " if you wanna love me , try to get inside my brain . " " if you want , you can stay with me in my bed . " " if you want , you can go ahead and fix my head . " " only if you want to . " " there's so much left to say . " " i guess i'm just the bigger guy . " " there's too much on my mind . " " i don't even want to try . " " they do say love is blind . " " i guess that's the way things go . " " i didn't think you'd ever stoop so low . " " in my mind , you'll always stay the same . " " i'm happy now , i ought to let you know . " " you don't see stars here . they're just city lights . " " sometimes i'll see the moon and i'll think of you . " " we don't hug ... we never used to do that . " " we never used to hug . " " you're not mad at me ? " " in a dream , i could say everything i wanted . " " no one could come close to you . " " i have a feeling you got everything you wanted . " " you're not wasting time stuck here like me . " " the world ended when it happened to me . " " i dream about you when i sleep . " " i wanna get close to you . " " you are my dream come true . " " please have mercy on me . " " it's not romantic , i swear . " " i want you to here ... but please don't come near . " " you'll put me into a trance . " " i think about you day and night . "