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@widgetsnscraps
IT WORKS
Oh my goodness I canât believe Iâm doing this. I. HAVE. CONTACT. WITH ALL OF YOU!! And they said a cat like me canât fix a computer! Ohhhh what new discoveries will I uncover now?!
I suppose now itâs time to lay down some rules. Iâm on a roll, I canât have any uneducated kits ruining this experiment!
My apologies for the poor connection! The human behind this computer just so happens to be a poor college student and their job makes them want to die! Goodness, I wish I could go to college, I could be like Einstein! But noooo, I'm stuck on the streets.
[Sorry for the inactivity, I'll try to be more active once school work settles đ]
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
âFollow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesnât tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!â
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
âYou know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, itâs so awesome! Iâm friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!â
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
ânope! If anything, sheâs really nice! For a siren, sheâs really chill!â
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
âtheyâll tell their own history to ya if you just ask em! They donât mind if other people like you are curious. Trust me, Iâve been there before!â
I see, I see... Well it seems they will tolerate me then!
["Don't bug them with too much questions. You'll get us killed with your nose in their business." That voice ends up getting hit in the back of his head. "Don't mind them," another voice chimes in. "They're just... eager to see your ruler."]
More than eager! Don't you see? This is a once in a lifetime moment! No other cats will ever LIVE to see royalty!
["Like the Spider Queen?"]
For your information, that THING isn't a queen-!
["Or the Throbbing King?"]
...
WHATEVER! We're not special, TANK.
["It's not 'Tank', it's-"]
LA LA LA! I'm not hearing another word from you!
âhah! Youâre funny widget!â
*they walked through the halls* âalso, if yall donât like to look at decapitated heads, donât look at the shelves!! For your own sanity too!â
[Instead of listening to her warnings, Widget instead looked fascinated at the new area, "ooh"-ing and "ahh'-ing whever they went.]
I think i recognize these guys!
[Widget says, morbid curiosity laced in her voice. The others looked at her with concern. "Why... Do you seem so eager about that?"]
... Don't take it THAT way. They're lucky they even HAVE memorials for them! Like look at that one! That's the cat I met on the street, the one that destroyed my tools!
[She points at a rotted out red cat head. The voice talking to her winced and looked away.]
... ooh, and that one! I know that one! ... She used to be a PAIN when I was living on the streets!
âhuh..well at least your enemies have been killed!â
*they finally reached the throne room. The room mostly covered in rocks and strsnge flowers whith a mix of gold..a pretty scenery if you ask me*
Well won't you look at that...
[Widget adjusts his antennae, stepping into the room with awe. Before he could get too far, he is stopped. "Remember what we talked about." Widget rolls his eyes and silently grumbled.]
So where's the Queen, hmm?
*when they look up at the throne..they see the crater queen. A lovely view*
âHello there. Welcome to my palace. Iâve been expecting you, Widget. Iâve been told about your work and technology and itâs gotten me curious.â
Greetings-!
[A paw is put on Widget's head and shoves them to the ground, forcing them to bow. The cat besides them gives Widget a glance before turning towards the Queen, clearing his throat in the process. "Ah, yes, I'm sure you have. We come in peace, your Highness." The cat makes a bow. "Quite a lovely place you have here."]
Indeed, indeed!
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
âFollow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesnât tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!â
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
âYou know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, itâs so awesome! Iâm friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!â
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
ânope! If anything, sheâs really nice! For a siren, sheâs really chill!â
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
âtheyâll tell their own history to ya if you just ask em! They donât mind if other people like you are curious. Trust me, Iâve been there before!â
I see, I see... Well it seems they will tolerate me then!
["Don't bug them with too much questions. You'll get us killed with your nose in their business." That voice ends up getting hit in the back of his head. "Don't mind them," another voice chimes in. "They're just... eager to see your ruler."]
More than eager! Don't you see? This is a once in a lifetime moment! No other cats will ever LIVE to see royalty!
["Like the Spider Queen?"]
For your information, that THING isn't a queen-!
["Or the Throbbing King?"]
...
WHATEVER! We're not special, TANK.
["It's not 'Tank', it's-"]
LA LA LA! I'm not hearing another word from you!
âhah! Youâre funny widget!â
*they walked through the halls* âalso, if yall donât like to look at decapitated heads, donât look at the shelves!! For your own sanity too!â
[Instead of listening to her warnings, Widget instead looked fascinated at the new area, "ooh"-ing and "ahh'-ing whever they went.]
I think i recognize these guys!
[Widget says, morbid curiosity laced in her voice. The others looked at her with concern. "Why... Do you seem so eager about that?"]
... Don't take it THAT way. They're lucky they even HAVE memorials for them! Like look at that one! That's the cat I met on the street, the one that destroyed my tools!
[She points at a rotted out red cat head. The voice talking to her winced and looked away.]
... ooh, and that one! I know that one! ... She used to be a PAIN when I was living on the streets!
âhuh..well at least your enemies have been killed!â
*they finally reached the throne room. The room mostly covered in rocks and strsnge flowers whith a mix of gold..a pretty scenery if you ask me*
Well won't you look at that...
[Widget adjusts his antennae, stepping into the room with awe. Before he could get too far, he is stopped. "Remember what we talked about." Widget rolls his eyes and silently grumbled.]
So where's the Queen, hmm?
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
âFollow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesnât tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!â
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
âYou know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, itâs so awesome! Iâm friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!â
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
ânope! If anything, sheâs really nice! For a siren, sheâs really chill!â
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
âtheyâll tell their own history to ya if you just ask em! They donât mind if other people like you are curious. Trust me, Iâve been there before!â
I see, I see... Well it seems they will tolerate me then!
["Don't bug them with too much questions. You'll get us killed with your nose in their business." That voice ends up getting hit in the back of his head. "Don't mind them," another voice chimes in. "They're just... eager to see your ruler."]
More than eager! Don't you see? This is a once in a lifetime moment! No other cats will ever LIVE to see royalty!
["Like the Spider Queen?"]
For your information, that THING isn't a queen-!
["Or the Throbbing King?"]
...
WHATEVER! We're not special, TANK.
["It's not 'Tank', it's-"]
LA LA LA! I'm not hearing another word from you!
âhah! Youâre funny widget!â
*they walked through the halls* âalso, if yall donât like to look at decapitated heads, donât look at the shelves!! For your own sanity too!â
[Instead of listening to her warnings, Widget instead looked fascinated at the new area, "ooh"-ing and "ahh'-ing whever they went.]
I think i recognize these guys!
[Widget says, morbid curiosity laced in her voice. The others looked at her with concern. "Why... Do you seem so eager about that?"]
... Don't take it THAT way. They're lucky they even HAVE memorials for them! Like look at that one! That's the cat I met on the street, the one that destroyed my tools!
[She points at a rotted out red cat head. The voice talking to her winced and looked away.]
... ooh, and that one! I know that one! ... She used to be a PAIN when I was living on the streets!
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
âFollow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesnât tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!â
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
âYou know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, itâs so awesome! Iâm friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!â
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
ânope! If anything, sheâs really nice! For a siren, sheâs really chill!â
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
âtheyâll tell their own history to ya if you just ask em! They donât mind if other people like you are curious. Trust me, Iâve been there before!â
I see, I see... Well it seems they will tolerate me then!
["Don't bug them with too much questions. You'll get us killed with your nose in their business." That voice ends up getting hit in the back of his head. "Don't mind them," another voice chimes in. "They're just... eager to see your ruler."]
More than eager! Don't you see? This is a once in a lifetime moment! No other cats will ever LIVE to see royalty!
["Like the Spider Queen?"]
For your information, that THING isn't a queen-!
["Or the Throbbing King?"]
...
WHATEVER! We're not special, TANK.
["It's not 'Tank', it's-"]
LA LA LA! I'm not hearing another word from you!
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
âFollow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesnât tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!â
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
âYou know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, itâs so awesome! Iâm friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!â
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
ânope! If anything, sheâs really nice! For a siren, sheâs really chill!â
A siren, huh? In the middle of the desert? I only read about them in my history class... My self taught history class! This royal lineage seems to go back quite a long way! ... I need to learn more about them! I must learn more about them, for sure!
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
âFollow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesnât tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!â
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
*Clawsia was talking about random stuff*
âYou know, you should totally check out the hidden resort back in the desert, itâs so awesome! Iâm friends with the owner who also happens to be the sister of my queen!â
["I told you there was an oasis." "That wasn't an oasis. You were just hallucinating." Banter came from the others as Widget catches up with the group.]
We were ALL hallucinating. That's what happens when we don't drink water!
But about this sister of hers, is she as violent as the queen?
["She better not be, we already had enough trouble over there."]
-try and keep My involvement under wraps, mmh? Keep those computer logs locked tight should anyone investigate Your computer... I've helped Clawsia before, but I think She is predisposed to mistrusting Me now-
-XV
I don't know why you're so adamant in this occasion. Will I be meeting you in person? Do you... Live in the crater as well? I haven't seen anything else than plants and rocks, and I doubt my research is incorrect!
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
*clawsia nodded and opened the gates*
âFollow me! Watch your steps and your words! My queen doesnât tolerate any disrespect that comes to her!â
*she walked towards the town then towards the castle*
Of course, of course. ONWARDS!
[Widget point his paw in the air and begins to follow Clawsia...]
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
*clawsia jumped up towards them, standing infront of them by the gate to the palace*
âWelcome to the craterâs palace! My queens been waiting for you, widget! Sheâs expecting you!â
Why hello, hello! It's been a while since we last talked! So you weren't lying when you said you worked for her!
["Who's this.", a voice behind Widget asked. "How do you know them."]
Oh relax! I told you a million times, I met them from the computer!
[Widget approaches Clawsia, adjusting the antennae on their head. Their fur looked extra fuzzy today, possibly by the strnage properties of the storm.]
Lead the way, fellow clown!
Log 8: Finally here!
God, after walking through all of the living plants in the area, we're finally here. The crater. Home of the Crater Maker, and the Queen who resides there. I can feel the radiation sizzling on my fur... or maybe it's because of all of the rocks. A nasty storm hit us and guess what? More. ROCKS.
But anyways, here we are. The cusp of life and death right here. One wrong move and we are all gone.
Log 7: On The Way
Finally, we can actually explore this place! I heard of other cats coming here but I've never had the chance to visit myself! Most of the older cats that came back from the Crater never came back the same. Multiple legs, twisted tails, eyes, fangs, ears, every thing about them warped by properties of this meteor! I theorize it's because the radioactivity of the meteor is so high, it can cause rapid change in cat DNA! Personally, I would rather not receive any mutations of my own, I'm perfectly happy in my own fur!
Once we reach the Queen's kingdom, I would love to learn more about this! But what to even talk about... I can't come across as desperate, who knows how many cats she's come across like that... Has she come across scientists like myself?? Scientists that have done far more studies than I have? ... WHAT IF SHE HAS ROYAL SCIENTISTS ALREADY.
Log 6: THESE STUPID ROCKS
So there was in fact a bigger enemy waiting for us the moment we step into the Crater's vicinity! And he's BIG. AND FAT. AND I CAN'T STAND HIM. There's rocks flying everywhere and I can't STUDY if THIS ROCKY BOZO KEEPS MAKING THEM LEVITATE. The Thief is getting knocked out by them and the Thief can dodge anything!
How am I supposed to do my daily thoughts log when I'm trying not to get sedimentary stone in my eyeballs?! It's getting in my way of my feline epiphany! Note to self: the ideal world does NOT contain TELEPATHS.
-Reading what correctly?-
-XV
AH BUP BUP. Answering vague questions later, blowing up the rocky cat thing with my rocky launcher now!
âheya! Widget! Heard youâre goinâ to the crater yeah? Try to be careful! The queen youâre talkinâ about is someone I work for! Try to be careful with your words in front of her!â
-@clawsia-the-clown
Don't you fear, dear clown! I will be sure to be on my best behavior! ... If you would be so kind to tell me all of the things I should not discuss before rocks hit my computer, that would be MORE THAN LOVELY!
Log 5: To The Crater!
After a well detailed and lengthy presentation on why we should visit the Crater, and a good night's rest shortly after, I have finally convinced this group to begin exploring the crater! This is big news, a step closer to working with POLITICS! That's how all the humans cause mass domination!
Just think of it, me working with a Queen, no one can stop my endeavors with a cat-run world! No mayor, no president, not even my owner can complain about my experiments any longer, not when it's queen approved! Because what sort of queen DOESN'T want a utopia for her people!
Surely, one of those bigger enemies doesn't run into us the moment we step foot in the Crater's vicinity!
