BLAH + CLAY

CLAY and BLAH are two arty nerd types who share a tumblr, draw a bit and cry about fictional characters a lot. clay posts are tagged #clay and blah posts are tagged #BLAH. for just the art follow clayblahart

[digitised-celluloid]

[clayblahblah]

it’s been so long since i logged on to tumblr dot com that it thinks i've reached the menopause

[nightwomancometh]

[iameverysparklywoman]

Dennis in the pilot was so clearly intended to be gay it astounds me

[beachdeath]

not even just the pilot like in the second episode when he goes with charlie to meet stacy corvelli:

STACY: Hey. Hey, Charlie. CHARLIE: Hi. DENNIS: Hey. STACY: You brought your, uh… DENNIS: Uh, Dennis Reynolds. We didn’t get a chance to talk before, but I remember you. Yeah. STACY: You went to St. Joe’s? DENNIS: I did. Yeah. With… (points to Charlie) Yeah. STACY: So you two are together now, or? BOTH: No. No. No. DENNIS: I’m just here for moral support. CHARLIE: Yeah, we’re not… that’s not even a… I brought him along. STACY: Sorry, I don’t have a lot of time. I gotta get to work. Uh, Tommy, come on in here, son! TOMMY: What do you want, Mom? STACY: He’s a bit of a handful. Uh, Charlie and his… friend are here.

i mean

OH and additionally:

[chambergambit]

Rey’s Bread.

[lizzah]

THAT WAS A PRACTICAL EFFECT. A MOTHERFUCKING PRACTICAL EFFECT. JESUS TAP DANCING HORATIO CHRIST.

[chambergambit]

“I’m gonna be famous for Star Wars for nothing else but this bread! It was a little gag which was incredibly successful, everybody thought it was CGI. We moulded up an inflatable bread so that it was deflated underneath the liquid and then we slowly inflated it and sucked out the liquid with vacuum pumps at the same time to produce this bread coming up and forming. You wouldn’t believe how long it took to actually perfect that one, that little tiny gag in the film. It started off with the mechanics of getting the bread to rise and the liquid to disappear, but then there was the ongoing problem of what color should the bread be? What consistency should it be? Should it have cracks in it? Should it not have cracks in it? It took about three months.”— CFX & SMUFX Creative Supervisor Neal Scanlan

[mi-ki-ki-m]

[nightwomancometh]

CASUALLY BRINGIN THIS BACK BC ITS BEEN A MONTH ALMOST AND IM EMO ALL OVER AGAIN

[ronaldreynold]

macdennis through the seasons: season five

“i’m hugh honey and this is my partner, vic vinegar. we’re partners in real estate and partners in life.”

[beachdeath]

The year is 1952, and Dennis Reynolds is fighting a losing battle. His run for comptroller is dead in the water, his wife is petitioning for divorce, and the front page of the Philadelphia Inquirer is broadcasting news of his private indiscretions on a daily basis. Dennis is desperate to preserve his reputation and protect his few remaining secrets, but a chance encounter with a barkeep at the St. Patrick Club will complicate the final week of his campaign more than he can possibly imagine.

hi guys here is the batshit 1950s municipal politics macdennis au that nobody asked for but i am providing regardless

[clayblahblah]

mfw i realize i wasted my day: 😧

mfw i realize that the concept of wasting my day comes from the flawed capitalistic concept that "time is money" meaning every moment not spent/invested in producing does not have value. but there's no need to view time through such a rigidly financial lens, and not only is it not possible to "waste" my day, but doing so is an act of resistance and self-assertion against a system designed to injure and exploit those it dominates: 😎

[gobblechopstv]

[graceebooks]

social anxiety and confidence advice: that totally normal stuff that you instinctively feel the need to prevent strangers from seeing you doing for reasons you can’t even really articulate, like eating your fries on the subway platform, putting cover-up on a blemish in a public restroom, or quietly singing along to the music in your headphones while walking down the street? if you start forcing yourself to just do those things anyway, not only will YOU begin feeling more comfortable and confident existing in public, but you’ll start to come off that way to the people around you as well. 

[marcelock]

SHERLOCK BUSTIN’ THROUGH

[shisasan]

Amor Vincit Omnia by Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, detail, 1601–1602, oil on canvas 

[celebsofcolor]

Ruth Negga for AnOther Magazine

[dorindameddler]

The gays own always sunny bitch!!

[thealogie]

is the new iasip dynamic they were referring to “everyone else continues to Die while mac has a fairly pleasant time every episode” because that’s a good gay joke

[emtmercy]

#just finishing his video game and getting strippered on

[emtmercy]

#unbury ur gays and let them get a lap dance