larrymarmalaid

I'm just here for the memes

[gebo4482]

Mermay 1-10 by Christophe Young

[thecollectibles]

Mermay 2025 (11-20) by Christophe Young

[antimasculist]

10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

[piedude]

D.A.R.E. if the MKUltra guys designed it

[guttertongue]

A few Mermay designs for this year! They're available as adoptables over on my ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/guttertongue/shop

[larrymarmalaid]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[fridayiminlovemp3]

[neal-illustrator]

Let me hear you scream!

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[ultrafacts]

[tenmiceinacoat]

"oh you know him"

[vodka-bot]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[helaisthequeen]

The last one killed me!!

[ondonasand]

I beat it was an archeaologist…

[depsidase]

[percabethmatters]

THIS 😂

[wanderingnelipot]

[summonademon]

RIP Luke Castellan you would have loved the CEO assassination 💕

[homunculus-argument]

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.

[penisgeorge]

you wear a collar

[homunculus-argument]

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

[depsidase]

[larrymarmalaid]

You know what? Hell yeah.

[guerrillatech]