he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs
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he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs
Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East
Even medieval monks complained about their jobs!
There is no bitching like bitching in enormously expensive creations.
Oh, my hand.
I have probably reblogged this before but WHO CARES
IT’S STILL HILARIOUS
This is why I love people. Every time I think I hate everybody I should remember that people have been being PEOPLE for so long and it’s brilliant and I should embrace it all.
Shoutout to the last dude, having an existential crisis in the middle of work. Relatable.
Can’t believe when this happens… 💭
Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they
My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
why is this fire quote from a tumblr post
Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.
This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.
Hes right
#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast
every time
the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago
like
marcus aurelius just fuckin @ me next time
YES I WAS BORN TO HUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS YOU DON’T KNOW ME MARK
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself
NEAT!
one day i’ll extinguish the sun. then you won’t see. none of you will fucking see.
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this is so stupid *hits reblog*
This is the content I signed up for on tumblr
internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google
[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]
man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.
[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]
man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.
[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]
man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.
[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]
man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!
[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]
man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
This post is a joy and a delight.
Living in a city with superheroes