domo arigato and all that shit

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Ohohoho?

Hmm. <3 Sorry, walking skeleton. It seems as though your little ‘friend’ has abandoned you.

Hahah. Even he doesn’t want you around! He doesn’t care if you live or die, does he. And now you get to die without anyone even touching you. Hmmhmm.

What a shame rea—-

[DARTS FAST AS HELL OUT OF THE BUSHES AND FUCKING TACKLES ALPHA HARD TO THE GROUND HE’S GOING HARD AS HELL HERE]

IT’S CALLED TACTICS, ASSHOLE!

[SLAMS A HARD PUNCH TO HIS FACE]

FUCKFING

GET OFF ME

YOU GROSS GANGASS THUG WITH NO FAMILY GET OFF ME

donttrustaryuuhou

-and suddenly, ryuuhou couldnt breathe if he tried. oh. thats what.-

ghh…!!

o-oi!!! stop—- ….!!

[glances off to the side and finally realizes there’s a whole slew of bushes and trees over there. he’s got a plan, now. it’s a shit plan, probably, but it’s still a plan, and hopefully it’ll work.

with gritted teeth and clenched fists, he darts off into the bushes, and seemingly disappears]

Ohohoho?

Hmm. <3 Sorry, walking skeleton. It seems as though your little 'friend' has abandoned you.

Hahah. Even he doesn't want you around! He doesn't care if you live or die, does he. And now you get to die without anyone even touching you. Hmmhmm.

What a shame rea---

…do you really think that’s going to work? hmmhmm.

-picks up ryuuhou. and holds him in front of himself.-

go ahead.

charge.

!!!!

[stops dead in his tracks. winds up falling face-first on the ground because he stops too fast, but he shoots right back up.]

o-oi! put him down, what the hell do you think you’re doing?!

it's called tactics. you'd do well to learn some or you're useless as a thief. <3

this one wont give me as much exp i'm sure. but it's at least more than i would have gotten grinding with minor monsters~

-his fingers glow again. alpha what are you doing-

ugh-!!!

-loses focus and his fingers stop glowing. he turns around and oh hello ryuuhou.-

……well. is there a necromancer around? who let this SKELETON walk around on its own, hm?

[looks afraid for a moment, because he does Not want to be crushed again. but then….]

…….!?!?!?!?!?

[sees ryuuhou. very surprised mizuki expression. and then alpha speaks again. now it’s changed to angry mizuki expression.]

hey, you—-!!!! [charges at alpha again, this time with trusty knife in hand]

...do you really think that's going to work? hmmhmm.

-picks up ryuuhou. and holds him in front of himself.-

go ahead.

charge.

hgrk—-!!!!

[hits the ground again. groans and starts wobbling upright after a moment. wipes some blood off his face.]

ugh…. asshole….!

-wiggles fingers. they glow a bit. woah-

i could crush you with my mind if i wanted to.

maybe i will. i already crushed it once before, figuratively.

donttrustaryuuhou

-and then suddenly, alpha gets nailed in the back of the head with a lightning bolt. oh-

hey. cut the shit.

you mess with that one you mess with me, you fucking useless piece of garbage.

ugh-!!!

-loses focus and his fingers stop glowing. he turns around and oh hello ryuuhou.-

......well. is there a necromancer around? who let this SKELETON walk around on its own, hm?

oooooh, nice try. but thanks for playing!

-stops him in his tracks and throws him again. with a nice little pulse of psychic power for effect. dam-

hgrk—-!!!!

[hits the ground again. groans and starts wobbling upright after a moment. wipes some blood off his face.]

ugh…. asshole….!

-wiggles fingers. they glow a bit. woah-

i could crush you with my mind if i wanted to.

maybe i will. i already crushed it once before, figuratively.

were you expecting me to SING?

hahahaha.

hahaha.

i’m a psionic, you asshole. haha.

-THROWS MIZOOK-

i wasn’t expecting you t——!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CRASHES TO THE GROUND. groans loudly]

u-ugh……. fuck…..!

[wobbles upright and then CHARGES AT THE]

oooooh, nice try. but thanks for playing!

-stops him in his tracks and throws him again. with a nice little pulse of psychic power for effect. dam-

-picks up mizuki with telekinesis and laughs-

8) i’d like to see you try.

aaaAAAAAAAA????!!!???

WHAT THE FUCK

were you expecting me to SING?

hahahaha.

hahaha.

i'm a psionic, you asshole. haha.

-THROWS MIZOOK-

no not really lel

w…. well fine, then i’ll just have to take you out first!

-picks up mizuki with telekinesis and laughs-

8) i'd like to see you try.

i’d rather not grind, actually. i prefer getting higher amounts of exp from one enemy than wasting my time with several B)

why does it have to be me?!

haven’t you messed with me enough in the real world?!

no not really lel

peekaboo i need exp

who—- ohhhhhh no

a-aren’t there some low-level monsters you can sap that from!?

i'd rather not grind, actually. i prefer getting higher amounts of exp from one enemy than wasting my time with several B)

this has been quite a day……….

peekaboo i need exp

look at all these chucklefucks out here

NO.

instead i can do thIS.

-picks up rock with mind. throws it at clear-

:|

uwa!!

why did you do that!! how did you do that!!!

with my brain i guess.

i thought to do it so i did it.

i guess i have cool powers but like. i wanted to be a bard!

......i can do this though.

-puts the image of sexy naked sly blue into clear's head-

WHY DOES THAT ASSHOLE GET TO BE A BARD

WHY CANT I BE A BARD INSTEAD OF A SHITTY WHATEVER I AM

????????

you are not a “bard” as well????????

NO.

instead i can do thIS.

-picks up rock with mind. throws it at clear-

:|

WHY DOES THAT ASSHOLE GET TO BE A BARD

WHY CANT I BE A BARD INSTEAD OF A SHITTY WHATEVER I AM

-opens mouth-

-Fur Elise comes out-

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