how could this happen to me

i've made my mistakes { white noise }

[kojackmeoff-blog]

god i hope i didnt drink piss again

[givemearoute]

WHAT

[kojackmeoff-blog]

how much did we have last night

and what even was it

[givemearoute]

does it look like i have a clue

[kojackmeoff-blog]

bro

[givemearoute]

bro?????

[givemearoute]

groans

what the fuck

why am i covered in potion bottles and broken table

what

[kojackmeoff-blog]

#fear

mizooks help my throat hurts did i suck your dick

[givemearoute]

DUDE

...let me go ask someone

[gets up. brushes self off. goes and stumbles over to ask a nearby shop-keep. comes back]

okay apparently. we were drunk and screaming about selling potions

like literally screaming

[givemearoute]

groans

what the fuck

why am i covered in potion bottles and broken table

what

[kojackmeoff-blog]

CALL IN NOW, GET THE DEAL

CALL IN YESTERDAY, GET THE DEAL

CALL IN NOW- did i say now already

i said

i said now- yeah i said now

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS A STICK WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE THROW ALL YOUR STICKS IN YOUR DICKS

[givemearoute]

CALL IN 56 DAYS AGO AND GET THE DEAL

GET THE DEAL FOREVER

BLAST IT 

PLASTERED

WHAT THE FUCK’S A STICK?????

[kojackmeoff-blog]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE SHIT COMING OUT OF OUR MOUTHS 

WAIT TIL YOU SEE THE SHIT COMING OUT OF OUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BUY THIS

what are they called

POTIONS YEAH THOSE THERES NOTHING STICKY ABOUT THESE DEAAALS theres no sticks theres

theres no sticks i lied about the sticks im a bad liar

[givemearoute]

POTIONS!

CALL IN NOW AND. AND GET THE DEAL

WE DON’T EVEN HAVE COILS HERE

NO COILS, NO COILS? NO COILS

KOUJAKU SAID WE DON’T EVEN HAVE STICKS THIS IS NOT A SALESMAN LIE WE REALLY DO NOT HAVE STICKS

HOLY SHIT WE’RE DRUNK

[kojackmeoff-blog]

hellfire FROM MY AAAAAAANUSSSSSSSSSSS

nightlights daylights lightlights

I’M NOT EVEN 3/4 DRUNK 

[givemearoute]

HE’S NOT EVEN 3/4 DRUNK

STEP UP NOW! GET THE DEAL

STEP UP LATER! GET THE DEAL

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW IT GLOWS

[falls over. gets right back up]

BORDERLINE HELLFIRE

[kojackmeoff-blog]

YOU DROPPED IT CAUSE WE’RE DROPPING SOME SICK DEALS

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- whoa 

OH

we got GLOWY ASS POSTIONS not ass potions theyre not for your ass yhthey for your MOUTH

do not put in your ass i dont know what happen if in ass MIZUKI DO YOU DARE ME

[givemearoute]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DROP THE SICK DEALS, MAN, DROP EM HARD

DROP EM LIKE I JUST FUCKIN DROPPED THAT POTION

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

LOOK AT THESE GLOWING POTIONS, YOU COULD USE THEM LIKE NIGHTLIGHTS

IF YOU’RE INTO THAT KINDA FUNKY THING

HOLY SHIT DON’T PUT IT IN YOUR ASS YOU COULD CREATE HELLFIRE

[kojackmeoff-blog]

HHEYYY GUYS DO YO U WANNA SEE SOME GR8 DEALSSSS

I GOT SOME DEALS I GOT SOME MEALS AND DEALS

….i dont

i dont have any meals

i dont have meals i dont have food I GOT DEALS WHO WANTS TO BUY. A POTION.

[givemearoute]

LOOK AT THESE DEALS ON WHEELS

we’ve got no wheels BUT WE SURE GOT DEALS

LOOK AT THIS POTION

AND THIS ONE

AND THIS ONE

AND TH-- not that one i just dropped that one

LOOK AT THIS RAD SHIT

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i think so. that’s gonna bruise though. 

my ego’s fine, god knows it’s been ripped to shreds before. i’m used to the jealous masses trying to get under my skin, hahaha~ hahah. haha…. ha.

[givemearoute]

[relieved sigh.... and then a frown]

...kiiiiinda sounds to me like everything isn't entirely fine, there. 

you know what he said is bullshit, right? i only did what i did to make him let his guard down. so he'd think i ran off, and then i could come back and slam him down, take him out so he wouldn't do anything worse. i wasn't gonna let him kill you, there's no way in hell.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

…..

-loud coughing-

ugh. that fucko. 

coulda killed me, there. thanks for that.

[givemearoute]

god...

[wipes hand off on the grass. since there's blood on it and all.]

hey, you don't have to thank me. there's no way i was gonna sit there and let this asshole do that.

you okay, though? other than... you know. 

[clearalphabits]

FUCKFING

GET OFF ME

YOU GROSS GANGASS THUG WITH NO FAMILY GET OFF ME

[givemearoute]

HELL NO.

[punches quite a few times. to the face. pretty hard. you go mizuki.]

by the way? i do have a family. you shit-ass fucker.

[PUNCHES THE KNOCKOUT BLOW]

[clearalphabits]

Ohohoho?

Hmm. <3 Sorry, walking skeleton. It seems as though your little ‘friend’ has abandoned you.

Hahah. Even he doesn’t want you around! He doesn’t care if you live or die, does he. And now you get to die without anyone even touching you. Hmmhmm. 

What a shame rea—-

[givemearoute]

[DARTS FAST AS HELL OUT OF THE BUSHES AND FUCKING TACKLES ALPHA HARD TO THE GROUND HE'S GOING HARD AS HELL HERE]

IT'S CALLED TACTICS, ASSHOLE!

[SLAMS A HARD PUNCH TO HIS FACE]

[clearalphabits]

it’s called tactics. you’d do well to learn some or you’re useless as a thief. <3

this one wont give me as much exp i’m sure. but it’s at least more than i would have gotten grinding with minor monsters~

-his fingers glow again. alpha what are you doing-

[donttrustaryuuhou]

-and suddenly, ryuuhou couldnt breathe if he tried. oh. thats what.-

ghh…!!

[givemearoute]

o-oi!!! stop—- ….!!

[glances off to the side and finally realizes there’s a whole slew of bushes and trees over there. he’s got a plan, now. it’s a shit plan, probably, but it’s still a plan, and hopefully it’ll work.

with gritted teeth and clenched fists, he darts off into the bushes, and seemingly disappears]

[clearalphabits]

…do you really think that’s going to work? hmmhmm.

-picks up ryuuhou. and holds him in front of himself.-

go ahead.

charge. 

[givemearoute]

!!!!

[stops dead in his tracks. winds up falling face-first on the ground because he stops too fast, but he shoots right back up.] 

o-oi! put him down, what the hell do you think you're doing?! 

[donttrustaryuuhou]

-and then suddenly, alpha gets nailed in the back of the head with a lightning bolt. oh-

hey. cut the shit. 

you mess with that one you mess with me, you fucking useless piece of garbage.

[clearalphabits]

ugh-!!!

-loses focus and his fingers stop glowing. he turns around and oh hello ryuuhou.-

……well. is there a necromancer around? who let this SKELETON walk around on its own, hm?

[givemearoute]

[looks afraid for a moment, because he does Not want to be crushed again. but then....]

.......!?!?!?!?!?

[sees ryuuhou. very surprised mizuki expression. and then alpha speaks again. now it's changed to angry mizuki expression.] 

hey, you---!!!! [charges at alpha again, this time with trusty knife in hand]