7 whole bagel

whos been tattooing dicks

[donttrustaryuuhou]

…..

-loud coughing-

ugh. that fucko. 

coulda killed me, there. thanks for that.

[givemearoute]

god…

[wipes hand off on the grass. since there’s blood on it and all.]

hey, you don’t have to thank me. there’s no way i was gonna sit there and let this asshole do that.

you okay, though? other than… you know. 

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i think so. that's gonna bruise though. 

my ego's fine, god knows it's been ripped to shreds before. i'm used to the jealous masses trying to get under my skin, hahaha~ hahah. haha.... ha.

[clearalphabits]

FUCKFING

GET OFF ME

YOU GROSS GANGASS THUG WITH NO FAMILY GET OFF ME

[givemearoute]

HELL NO.

[punches quite a few times. to the face. pretty hard. you go mizuki.]

by the way? i do have a family. you shit-ass fucker.

[PUNCHES THE KNOCKOUT BLOW]

[donttrustaryuuhou]

.....

-loud coughing-

ugh. that fucko. 

coulda killed me, there. thanks for that.

[givemearoute]

!!!!

[stops dead in his tracks. winds up falling face-first on the ground because he stops too fast, but he shoots right back up.] 

o-oi! put him down, what the hell do you think you’re doing?! 

[clearalphabits]

it’s called tactics. you’d do well to learn some or you’re useless as a thief. <3

this one wont give me as much exp i’m sure. but it’s at least more than i would have gotten grinding with minor monsters~

-his fingers glow again. alpha what are you doing-

[donttrustaryuuhou]

-and suddenly, ryuuhou couldnt breathe if he tried. oh. thats what.-

ghh...!!

[givemearoute]

hgrk—-!!!!

[hits the ground again. groans and starts wobbling upright after a moment. wipes some blood off his face.]

ugh…. asshole….! 

[clearalphabits]

-wiggles fingers. they glow a bit. woah-

i could crush you with my mind if i wanted to.

maybe i will. i already crushed it once before, figuratively.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

-and then suddenly, alpha gets nailed in the back of the head with a lightning bolt. oh-

hey. cut the shit. 

you mess with that one you mess with me, you fucking useless piece of garbage.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

here, you want it? my gift to you.

-flings it at him ryuuhou please-

[givemearoute]

!!!!!

LOUD MIZUKI NOISES

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

-CATCHES THEM-

lol nasty who even taught you manners

[donttrustaryuuhou]

what, did you want it?

[donttrustaryuuhou]

here, you want it? my gift to you.

-flings it at him ryuuhou please-

[givemearoute]

!!!!!

LOUD MIZUKI NOISES

[donttrustaryuuhou]

here, take it

i mean this is a game isnt it? dont games have weird things you have to take with you that strangely come in handy? you could find some use for my thong B)

or yknow. do other stuff with it. im not going to judge. 

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i’m tempted to just go commando, honestly. i’m tired of this already. 

…….

-reaches under his robe ryuuhou no-

…..aha! there we go. 

-pulls out a thong. ryuuhou NO-

perfect.

[givemearoute]

w-well i—-

…..at least you’re more comfortable now? h-haha.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

here, you want it? my gift to you.

-flings it at him ryuuhou please-

[donttrustaryuuhou]

yeah this outfit is not. practical.

it makes my ass look like it’s there though

so i guess that’s good

you look hot as fuck

[givemearoute]

haha, well

if it’s too much of a problem, there’s always places in the town that’ll give you something if you wanted!

huh? h-haha, no, i’m just—- i mean, i’m badass, is all. well, i mean—- kind of. 

kind of!!! kind of.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i'm tempted to just go commando, honestly. i'm tired of this already. 

.......

-reaches under his robe ryuuhou no-

.....aha! there we go. 

-pulls out a thong. ryuuhou NO-

perfect.

[givemearoute]

holy shit, i’m a badass here!

i just took down a whole skew of monsters. 

haha, being a rib team leader pays off here, huh.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i tried to cast a spell and my thong rode up 0/10

[givemearoute]

….guess you’re stil getting used to things, huh

[donttrustaryuuhou]

yeah this outfit is not. practical.

it makes my ass look like it's there though

so i guess that's good

you look hot as fuck

[givemearoute]

holy shit, i’m a badass here!

i just took down a whole skew of monsters. 

haha, being a rib team leader pays off here, huh.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i tried to cast a spell and my thong rode up 0/10

[donttrustaryuuhou]

do black mage outfits normally come with a thong or

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i just set a rock on fire i dont know what drugs im on but im staying on them

[givemearoute]

holy shit

[donttrustaryuuhou]

writes nipple in the sky with fire

[givemearoute]

me too

[donttrustaryuuhou]

this is the coolest im so glad

.........why do you look like a bondage fetishist

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i just set a rock on fire i dont know what drugs im on but im staying on them

[givemearoute]

holy shit

[donttrustaryuuhou]

writes nipple in the sky with fire

[donttrustaryuuhou]

i just set a rock on fire i dont know what drugs im on but im staying on them

[donttrustaryuuhou]

not even toue, hm? or that noiz kid who does the rhyme stuff?

[givemearoute]

….well i want toue to get what’s coming to him, i’m not sure what that is, but… other than that…

[donttrustaryuuhou]

what's coming to him is karma, my dearest friend. 

he's going to get his in the form of death. it'll happen, of course. but who will be responsible, we dont know yet. 

[donttrustaryuuhou]

well yes.

some people are invaluable, like yourself. people who are worth it, and are wonderful. and then there are some people who could stand to be culled. 

[givemearoute]

w… well, i guess… everyone has people they hate, so there’s that…

though i … can’t say i’ve ever wanted to do more than just kick someone’s ass no matter how much i don’t like the person.

[donttrustaryuuhou]

not even toue, hm? or that noiz kid who does the rhyme stuff?

[donttrustaryuuhou]

….whyever not?

people are awfully disposable. 

[givemearoute]

w…well i mean, it’s generally a thing that’s frowned upon and it’s not a great thing to do, either…

i-is that so?

[donttrustaryuuhou]

well yes.

some people are invaluable, like yourself. people who are worth it, and are wonderful. and then there are some people who could stand to be culled.