We’re Not Gonna Be Fucking Suck This Year!!

isabelle, she/her, 23 icon by @sodajerk !!! i haven’t updated my bio in years what do i put here to make myself seem cool

[thebootydiaries]

me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time

[not-laion]

Come on, friend, let's take ibuprofen together

[clehame]

Love my autistic father. We got dinner yesterday and I said something about being good at setting achievable goals for myself, to which he responded by leaning forward on the table eagerly and going “what else do you know about yourself?”

[clehame]

As part of that conversation, I told him that I can have a trouble emotionally connecting to people, and he said “yeah, I think Mom is very guarded on the outside, but really compassionate and caring on the inside, whereas I’m very superficially friendly, but more cold inside. You have mom’s external guardedness and my internal coldness.” Daddy says I’m a stone cold bitch straight to my core 🥰

[clehame]

Love my autistic father. We got dinner yesterday and I said something about being good at setting achievable goals for myself, to which he responded by leaning forward on the table eagerly and going “what else do you know about yourself?”

[clehame]

is it even a question? if isa rpf existed you'd be a dom bottom based on everything

God I think this is the objectively correct answer. Your wisdom knows no bounds and I fear this means I must defer to your character headcanons for the rest of time

[rpfofficial]

i think we should introduce blogger rpf to the ecosystem just cos im curious to see how people would characterise me and my relationship with my mutuals. also i'd read enemies to lovers fics of me and my mutuals in law that have me blocked

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[ralfmaximus]

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

[catboybiologist]

It is, quite literally, the cocaine, and King himself has said that openly

[rattsin]

She glowed; she shimmered; she burned with raw magic. It hurt. Every part of her screamed for cold and dark to put out the fire. She couldn't hold it. She would burst like a rotten fruit.

A voice spoke, and Alanna screamed. That voice was never meant for human ears. "Call him back," it chimed. "I am here. Call him back."

[minuiko]

In the Hand of the Goddess-era SOTL crew

[clehame]

Used the word RPF while messaging a hinge match. It’s so over

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

[thethirdromana]

The 100 best novels of all time

The top 100 novels of all time published in English, as voted for by authors, critics and academics worldwide. How many have you read?

How many of the Guardian's 100 best novels of all time have you read?

0-10

11-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

61-70

71-80

81-90

91-100

Voting ended onMay 19

Bonus: add in the tags which one is your favourite.

[penny-anna]

Guardian Top 100 Books

https://www.theguardian.com/books/ng-interactive/2026/may/12/the-100-best-novels-of-all-time <- the guardian list

^^ ease of counting!

[clehame]

Kate’s Air Force bf is telling us about how he’s being housed by the military in a gated community while at flight school to avoid the issue of “Chinese nationalists” spying on airmen in training ???

[clehame]

Me: emotionally unavailable isn’t quite the right word to describe myself, but I don’t know what the better term would be

Saph: bland

Kate: autistic

[mydeadgff]

so in fact, bean shouldn’t appear normal, he should appear weird in the expected ways.

impossible to fake that. he could find ten things to do and do them, never guessing that there were ninety things he hadn’t noticed.

[clehame]

Thinking abt my pet2 cheating au again. I think it compels me so much bc it asks the question “what if you were madly in love with your husband, and you still cheat on him with someone you don’t even like all that much?”

[tlirsgender]

Everybody needs that one friend who's better at piracy than you so you can ask for links to tv shows or perhaps movies and they just Have them. They're like genies. This is a priceless gift when unfamiliar links scare you when you try to google Watch free online yourself. Very literally it does not have a price. You aren't paying for it

[tlirsgender]

All the people tagging this as "I'm that friend" how does it feel being the backbone of society

[tlirsgender]

Proud to report that since making this post I have gotten better at piracy. I'm your local pdf dealer. I have a sizable collection of shit I'm not even reading. The shows and movies continue to vex me if they're not on one of like three websites I'm familiar with despite generally being Far Easier than books but that's just my special talent

[tlirsgender]

Update 2: I can pirate anything. I'd download a car. I have a Very Legal I Prommy communal ebook sharing server, for my pdfs. Fuck with me