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thebootydiaries

me every time tumblr updates: what hideous and unusable monstrosity has the clown patrol foisted upon us this time

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did anything crazy happen in ur town?

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#yes it is in fact often cited by name as a shorthand for the crazy thing that happened there ❤️

Dr odyssey best show on television for many reasons. Chief of which is the scene of the main characters having a threesome immediately being followed by a smash cut to a black screen with the suicide hotline number on it

#personal #doctor odyssey

Rewatching doctor odyssey. Can you believe they canceled the greatest show on television

#I actually do almost tear up every time I remember #it’s you peoples fault I’m convinced #you should have written more fanfiction #personal

thememedaddy

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[Image description: tweet by anu (@/anuatluru) which says "there should be a 'take your friend to work day' so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from their work stories." End description.]

#this is what I do with Kate #when she works from home & doesn’t have meetings I bring her to work with me #or birdie and I got pick her up in the middle of the day #and I set her up in the kitchen & make everybody snacks & she works while I read to birdie #birdie likes her so much lol it’s kind of offensive

6mayhem

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

#Petra returning to Armenia after BS #Enderverse

clehame

In loving memory of the semester of college where all I did was beg our campus tour guides to give tours of campus

clehame

And then there was a mass shooting and it was my job to email people like “hi sorry we have to cancel your tour. There was a school shooting and they’re still looking for the guy that did it 🤷‍♀️”

#personal #college #not to suggest that I was the victim here #simply that it was a really surreal time. el oh el.

In loving memory of the semester of college where all I did was beg our campus tour guides to give tours of campus

#personal #undescribed #tbd #college

friend just came out with the blazing hot take of “it’s not incest if it’s twins”

#‘that’s just you.’#they’re all such spiky profiles on the normie to freak graphs #personal

Friend: yeah, the only people who visit North Korea are kind of crazy

Kate: yeah, like Otto von Bismark!

Reader, she meant Otto Warmbier

#personal #kvm

Real exchange my roommate just recounted to me:

therapist: do you have a safety net in place in case you start feeling suicidal?

kate: yes. my roommate is going to take me to Whole Foods and then read me Ender’s Game.

#I didn’t know this was the plan so I’m glad I’m being informed ahead of time #anyway NO I’m going to read EG to her if she is hospitalized or otherwise incapacitated #I think reading it to her while she was suicidal might make the problem worse #tw suicidal ideation #I suppose #personal #kvm #enderverse #OP

mapletree100

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

#🙏🙏🙏🙏

clinical-nerd

cant wait for eg to get popular in like a decade’s time and everyone is like ten times woker and stuff

achillesperceiver

yesterday i had a thought along the lines of this like dude it's 2026 why are we all here

#my dream is that OSC dies and the aftermath of that gets everyone talking #and then some Hollywood rando with a lot of money and a dream buys the rights (couldn’t before bc they were too woke n didn’t wanna pay OSC)#and makes it a beautiful animated limited series. which ofc then gets so much buzz that they make a shadowverse sequel :3 #tbh even in my wildest dreams I assume the sv sequel would be bad lollll. but I would still be happy I think #there is still a feverish little part of me that believes we will someday see another Enderverse adaptation #it’s happened. maybe someone will just adapt SftD!! I could see it #enderverse

noknowshame

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

#this is how I make plans w my friends sometimes #and then I’m about to get in my car to drive to their place and I check their location and they’re not even home #so I guess it has its issues