it's so nice to see you.

caydence — she/her — 22

[geniusoflove]

no i cant FUCKING come into work right now im being goth. idiot.

[illumineeti]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

do NOT fucking dm me unless you look like this

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[shrimperini]

shapeshifting robo bf ☺️ orb -> android

inspired by a post by @/kunchim2 on twitter

[leafy-yezi]

My friend made me add a happy end to this—— [link]

[freshfreshsalad]

[frazamatron]

[trishthepotato-deactivated20260]

Merry Christmas! 🎄☃️ , Hope everyone have a very nice Christmas and holidays, I'll take a break till don't know when. (Oh yeah I'm drawing these with base)

[sacred-portal]

[pukicho]

your amazing pukecock! :DDD

That isn’t very close to my name.

[communist-octoling]

can't believe that they got you name so wrong, pukecock

[pukicho]

What the fuck did you do to your tumblr

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

Anyone else think he'd be kind of attractive if he was $100 instead? Hold on they're putting me down

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

Stop reblogging this

[oneheadtoanother]

[inheaven-mad]

Resident Evil 6

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

baby girl i know wht alllll the settings on the oven actually do

[zazagundam]

You don't know what mine does

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[isabelopaque]

november 2024 moldboard

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[glettokono]

first hug for a long time. degeneration claire&leon