sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow

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[alphabetcompletionist]

50% of 26 is 13; 75% of 26 is 19.5; 90% of 26 is 23.4

vowels are A, E, I, O, U; top consonants are R, S, T, L, N

original posts under #and per se and

current trigger tags: #tw suicide

i have a card game now

common asks under the cut:

what are your pronouns: none please, all my nouns are amateurs. but don't clunk around the reflexive, 'themself' is ok

have you read (ella minnow pea/gadsby/a void/etc.): ella minnow pea was pretty okay, the rest i'm working on

(insert well-known pangram here): yeah i've read the wikipedia page of pangrams before, that brown fox is a doozy. you ever write one of those yourself? or read my blog header?

(insert blog compliment here): i appreciate it but i'm not posting all of them

(insert anon hate here): i appreciate it but i'm not posting all of them

A: ok

do you do all this by hand? do you want some code that does it for you?: yes i do and no i don't. this is a passion. also practice for library work

what library work?: it takes so much mental work to alphabetize books when it's 5pm and 90 degrees fahrenheit you wouldn't understand

Ñ: ok

i always think you're keyspamming/alphabetizing/having a seizure when i see your posts: i do try to encourage literacy in my line of work

what's your most/least favorite letter: i love W and D. hate X and C.

4: ok

your url is a valid chumhandle: https://www.tumblr.com/alphabetcompletionist/718951249034215424/finally-destiny-fulfilled

[calicotisane]

[alphabetcompletionist]

the contents of this .zip file:

50 4b 03 04 15 00 00 00 09 00 00 00 00 00 34 67

cb 29 92 00 00 00 78 00 39 00 06 00 00 00 77 61

2e 74 78 74 ed e1 01 01 00 00 00 82 20 6c 6d 45

f7 3d 02 7c df e7 ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff

bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff

ef ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff bf ff ff fe ff

fb ff ef ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff bf ff ff

fe ff fb ff ef ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff bf

ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef

ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff bf ff ff fe ff fb

ff ef ff bf ff ff fe ff fb ff ef ff bf ff ff fe

ff fb ff ef ff 7f 50 4b 01 02 15 00 15 00 00 00

09 00 00 00 00 00 34 67 cb 29 92 00 00 00 78 00

39 00 06 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00

00 00 00 00 77 61 2e 74 78 74 50 4b 05 06 00 00

00 00 01 00 01 00 34 00 00 00 b6 00 00 00 00 00

not the hexdump, the text file stored in actual .zip file encoded in these bytes

...2/26?

[alphabetcompletionist]

happy birthday alpha beta charlie!

i forgot this peep existed. here's them getting pelted by tennis balls

ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RST XY

19/26

[sufjansjoy]

i can no longer tolerate the fallibility of language. let's all punch each other in the head

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI👊👊L👊NOP👊RSTU👊👊👊Y👊

18/26

[alphabetcompletionist]

yeah i could totally have a black quartz sphinx fursona. with a stupid tshirt on

[thornrings]

[alphabetcompletionist]

album i'm super into has a 26/26 song on it 🥳

[hbmmaster]

love when people misquote pangrams in ways that make them no longer pangrams. "a quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog" is so fun

[hbmmaster]

black quartz sphynx judge my vow

[hbmmaster]

surprisingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes

[hbmmaster]

it's like it disconnects the pangram from its function and just presents it as a Concept. you have to consider what the words actually mean. waltz job vexes a quick frog nymph. imagine it...

[alphabetcompletionist]

yuck

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDE GHI LMNOP RSTU W Y

19/26

[anteatermoment]

fun fact! oh. ohhhhhh no..oh no. they've got him

[alphabetcompletionist]

A C EFGHI MNO TUV Y

14/26

[alphabetcompletionist]

the worst part of a library job is that everyone training you is talking in whispers so you can't hear half of it

ABC EFGHIJKL NOP RSTUVW Y

21/26

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW YZ

23/26

[juney-blues]

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

[markadoo]

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

[395nm]

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

[alphabetcompletionist]

A CDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVXY

22/26

[dreadwedge]

I don’t really get angry about celebrities having bad opinions but I do think that if Ed Sheeran released a song called “I have never played mancala (and I don’t want to know how)”, about how he has never played mancala and doesn’t want to be taught how, I would become so viscerally angry that I might start biting people

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVW Y

22/26

[alphabetcompletionist]

20/26 IS ALPHABET YEAR

[shopkeeper]

i will invent a new letter of the alpabet tomorrow

[shopkeeper]

will you all be mad at me if i said i cant type it

[alphabetcompletionist]

yes