Do you ever ask what it's all for? @cleofis-randolph - Tumblr Blog

WOMEN FEAR ME. FISH FEAR ME. I INSPIRE AN UNCONTROLLABLE FEAR RESPONSE IN ANY ORGANISM WITH A SUFFICIENTLY COMPLICATED NERVOUS SYSTEM. THIS SHIT JUST ABRUPTLY SWITCHED ON ONE DAY IN EIGHTH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS, LIKE MAGICAL-REALISM STYLE, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HURT THEMSELVES REALLY BADLY TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM ME, OUT THE DOOR AND WINDOWS. THERE WAS A HUMAN CRUSH AND EVERYTHING. IT'S REALLY ONLY GOTTEN WORSE FROM THERE. I HAVE TO HAVE ALL MY FOOD DELIVERED TO A REMOTE LOCATION, AND WAIT UNTIL THE DRIVER LEAVES TO COME OUT AND GRAB IT, WHICH CAN TAKE A WHILE BECAUSE SOMETIMES THEY'LL WAIT AROUND FOR A MINUTE BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE BEING PRANKED. AND I CAN'T GO FISHING

escherflesh

shockingly we've sold like twelve of these

pinkeslime

i got banned from a canine fitness & structure evaluation facebook group once because somebody posted a dachshund for critique and i commented “too long” and nothing else

gin-juice-tonic

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

cheddar-baby

i actually really enjoy when people leave random objects in art galleries and people start treating them as if they're art. I think it puts people into a headspace where they start looking at normal objects differently and its an opportunity for them to realize that they can do this too outside of a gallery setting. You're not dumb or tricked for seeing something on the floor of a gallery and trying to figure it out or appreciating it as an art object. The world is full of beautiful and interesting objects even some random garbage on the street is worthy of that same level of examination. Theres art everywhere if you're primed to see it.

cryptotheism

The wise object enjoyer can build a gallery the size of the whole world, and appreciate every work within.

mapsontheweb

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

tagfer

do your part - download Mozilla Firefox today!

tagfer

Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was “faster” (turns out, it just eats through your device’s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesn’t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ain’t for you, it’s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.

valtrys

Legit though I switched to Firefox and it’s so so so much better

criticalbread

i’m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now

#I've been team firefox since DAY ONE

totopopopo

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

totopopopo

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

nieyao

tielt

->

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Balancing My Baul

#get him in the premier league asap

triskeleaficionado

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

retroactivebakeries

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

Listen here kiddo

Pokemon Heritage Post

listen-to-the-inner-walrus

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

dandelioncasey

Well I've only heard of two so you're doing better than I am!

listen-to-the-inner-walrus

I'm curious now since tumblr.com is home to such a specific audience and the list seems to be full of TikTokers and Instagramers. Is Instagramers the word?

Out of Rolling Stone's 25 Most Influential Creators of 2024,

how many names do you recognise?

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20-24

All 25

Voting ended onSep 4, 2024

reblog for a bigger sample size and also please tell me who, if any, you recognise?

#7 oof #I spend too much time on the internet I guess