french people be like wee wee lol

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french people be like wee wee lol
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!
arg:
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
@captainsaku
“With the life you’ve been living, the punishment your body has taken… there are limits, and maybe you’ve reached them. Is this what it’s like to grow old?”
is the guy who wrote oblivion level up blurbs okay
Let’s talk about the real struggle with executive dysfunction: “what did you do in the bathroom for so long” aye honestly I just peed and spent the other 30 minutes blankly starring into the void but you won’t believe that will you
why is this a screenshot
The original post will kill if you look at it directly
If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it
im gonna play some SKYRIM hell yeah baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good choice, gamer!
same same same same
I was looking for an answer and found a better question
“After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began…Keelah`Selai!“
You’ve heard of:
Thanks, I hate it!
Get ready for:
My favorite adhd mood is having a conversation and someone mentions something vaguely realated to another thought which connects to another thought and i open my mouth and say something completely fucking unrelated
adhd college gothic
it’s 2:20 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:01 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:02 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:03 pm. you blink. it’s 4:36 pm
the next chapter of your textbook is 5 pages long. when you turn the page, it’s exactly the same as the page before it. you read it anyway, and turn the page. it’s exactly the same as the page before it. you can’t remember what you read on the page before this one. you still have 5 pages left in the chapter.
you are told to highlight the important parts. you highlight the important parts. when you look back, everything is highlighted.
you leave for class ten minutes late and get there ten minutes late. you leave for class 30 minutes early and you get to class ten minutes late. you leave for class on time and get to class ten minutes late.
the professor says your research paper can be about any subject. ‘any subject,’ he repeats. he meets your gaze, his pupils swallowing the iris and whites of his eyes. ‘any subject,’ he drawls. the floor cracks open at his feet and you can hear the buzzing of millions of flies from the crevice. ‘you have all semester to finish,’ he adds. ‘no check-ins.’ the crack in the floor extends under your chair. the flies swarm up under you. ‘good luck,’ the professor says. the buzzing fills your head and blurs your vision.
the professor is talking about something you learned last year. you pull out your phone to play a cell phone game until she gets to something new. when you look up, she’s handing out the final exam. you check the date on your phone. the semester has ended. you remember nothing.