Why Am I Still Here

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[sosuperawesome]

Chris Austin on Instagram

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

[rcktpwr]

oh my god i can feel the effect…

[theholleywoodsigns]

[eva-420]

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

British people will be the most prudish people ever but their address is 69 Rogering Street in Dick-Upon-Bollockshire

[gif87a-com]

[thejungleofmufasa]

man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck 

[guerrillatech]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[irateyourposts]

9/10

[mangotcha]

presented without commentary

[slavichorror]

exactly !!!!!

[realitytvshow]

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

This entire segment was gold. From start to finish.

[jhon-doe-smokes-deactivated2020]

The animosity. The grace.

[psychedelicfelon]

This shit was genuinely like a super villains monologue, down to the shoe just barely missing her even though she didn’t dodge at all

[officialgaryoak]

This is peak 2007

[gneerly]

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

[mogifire]

[noppokun]

you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

[klefable]

this website is wildly out of control

[funnytwittertweets]