Clever Commander

I was asked to make one of these by Lady Byakuren, something about "helping me socialize more." I suppose I can answer questions, or something like that. I've heard that Shou was on here too. I hope she didn't lose the pagoda while she was chatting here.... [Ask/RP blog for Nazrin] =================== Current Anon effects: None.

[drunkenmist-deactivated20160704]

Kaguya simply smiled as a hand gently rubbed Nazrin’s head, the lunar princess taking great care in doing so. All those years spent petting rabbits made her an expert in such areas. ”Is that all, then? Ask away, little mouse. I will answer to the best of my ability.”

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

Petting. She did not approve of petting at all. Nevermind that Kaguya was an obvious expert at it. Still, she only gave a short grumble at Kaguya's treatment. She was more interested in information. "I would at least like basic information on the hierarchy and goings on within Eientei. The rabbits give me little more than gossip when pressed." 

[drunkenmist-deactivated20160704]

The princess simply smiled, raising a sleeved hand as she gestured for the mouse to come closer. “You may. May I ask what prompted such a thing?”

When Nazrin was close enough however,Kaguya’s hands shot out and picked her up, placing the mouse in her lap. “Ehehehe.”

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

Before she even had time to react, the mouse was seated firmly in the princess' lap. That was what she got for lowering her guard around royalty, she supposed. Still, while she would squirm a bit, she needed information more than she needed comfort. "Ah...I simply wished to ask you a few things on the nature of the lunarian society, and the general workings of Eientei as well. It is one of the areas where my information is lacking, and so I decided to go to the source."

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Moo"

"Disgusting." Still, Nazrin seemed to be gauging the faux-Keine up for a few seconds, before aiming at about where Nue’s head would be and swinging for a full force slap across the face.

[asknueidentified]

"Hey!  What was that for?"

Nue would be madder, but Nazrin is literally the first person to call her out on such an obvious ploy.

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Because if you're going to disguise yourself, at least pick a less ghoulish caricature of someone. The schoolteacher has enough self-image issues without your help."

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Moo"

"Disgusting." Still, Nazrin seemed to be gauging the faux-Keine up for a few seconds, before aiming at about where Nue's head would be and swinging for a full force slap across the face.

[asknueidentified]

Nue lay silent in the bed for a few moments, partially to let the new self that she was finding imposed on her settle, and mostly to think.  Even in her somewhat addled state, Nue had to admit that Nazrin had her dead to rights on this one.  She couldn’t handle alcohol well, being more of a lightweight then most humans. She, and most of her now inaccessible selves knew it, yet she had still apparently chosen to get drunk for some now unfathomable reason.

"That’s not so bad I guess…"  She finally let out weakly…  "I suppose you find this funny don’t you?  That I should be stuck as one person even if for awhile?  That you finally beat me?  Even if you weren’t trying too."

Though she had tried to hide it, Nue’s tone carried a hint of despair in it.

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"I would find it funny if it had been done on purpose. As it stands, it's more of a nuisance than anything, given how you seem to be spiraling into despair at a rapid rate, and looks as though I may have to slap you to snap you out of it." Almost as if to threaten said action, one of Nazrin's hands rose up almost lazily, as though readying to slap Nue across the face. 

"So please, get a hold of yourself, and get situated to the point that you are no longer panicking, if you would." Cold, even callous, but that was how Nazrin was when she was actually awake, rather than half asleep and threatening murder. "I would enjoy having a moment to get dressed, once you have calmed yourself."

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"What a nuisance...I suppose nothing has improved during my absence, so I will need to get back to work immediately."

[asknueidentified]

"I fail to see the problem with that.  I mean, a few months ago, I accidentally burnt all of Ichirins clothing and she never noticed that I replaced them with illusions until I could buy real replacements.  If even the  wearer can’t tell the difference, what’s the problem?"

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Ah. I see. I suppose I will have to rethink my opinion, then." Nue, you should probably stop talking because between the throbbing vein and the twitch in Nazrin's eye, she isn't happy.

[asknueidentified]

"Oh sure, the warlock gets to use magic for clothing.  But when I do it, it’s wrong."

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"I do not even know what you are talking about. But you do not even use magic to create clothes, you simply walk around naked with the illusion you are wearing clothes."

[doubledeva]

"Ah, yeah, you are a shrimpy thing, arent’cha? Everyone’s short compared to me, though, so I guess i didn’t notice at first." Not that it mattered to her. She’s offered Alcohol to Flandre, even.

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"I'm sure you didn't. Either way, I do not drink alcohol. I prefer to keep my mental faculties, and I am a poor drinking partner when I am drunk, to boot." The look she's giving you isn't a nice one, Yuugi. She's sure you've given alcohol to minors before, in mind if not in age.

[doubledeva]

"Don’t have too much fun there, mousey!" 

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"I have the body of a child. Alcohol would affect me far quicker, and far worse than it would most."

[doubledeva]

"Eh, it’s nothing really worth worrying about. Just something I’ve been mulling over. I’d rather not talk about it, though. While you’re here, why not have a drink?"

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"I see." A quiet affirmation, followed by the mouse youkai revealing a small flask, though when she opened it, there was no scent of alcohol within. "I will drink with you, though I do not indulge in alcohol."

[doubledeva]

"And there’s nothin’ worse than a liar…"

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Talking about anything in particular, Miss Oni?"

[keineandcompany-closing-later-d]

"What cruelty… how could you be cruel to your master…"

[unsustainableimagination]

"Have you no shame, Nazrin? Shou’s lovely as she is. Even more so with all her pudgy tummy!"

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Do not encourage something as shameful as this, Lady Byakuren! It is an insult to Lord Bishamonten!"

[keineandcompany-closing-later-d]

"What cruelty… how could you be cruel to your master…"

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"It is not cruelty, but tough love, Master. As a representative of the war god Bishamonten, you must remain at your physical best at all times."

[keineandcompany-closing-later-d]

"H-HOW DID YOU FIND THOSE!?!"

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Master, I have mice under my command, as well as being a mouse youkai myself. The sugar in those sweets is extremely fragrant, and would be near impossible not to find."

[keineandcompany-closing-later-d]

"Noooo! I was going to eat those!" Poor Shou. Hopefully Nazrin won’t find her secret stash of twinkies..

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"I know. You are going to start getting in shape as of this moment, so no sweets for you. Like the ones you hid in your room, for example." Long gone now. Sorry, Shou!

[keineandcompany-closing-later-d]

"Fine… I’ll prove it to you. I’m capable of working just as hard at maintaining my body as I did while training with Bishamonten. After I eat all these cupcakes.”

[clevercommandernazrin-blog]

"Good. I know your are capable of such a thing with great ease. And the cupcakes are coming with me, and being given to children." Whaddaya know, she's really taking them, too.